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pat reber

@fatreber.bsky.social
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award-losing former local sensation. cohost of the Mutant Menace podcast. (he/him)

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violet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Bad, Bad" Leroy Brown and Leroy "Encyclopedia" Brown should've teamed up
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ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Some guys bring vibes to parties. But me? I bring data. I bring facts. Science. Vibes simply do not power the future.
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
oh wow, thank you, did not realize. unfollowing him now.
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
we need term limits on being a celebrity
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026
Do I use a semicolon correctly? No. Do I use it effectively; also no.
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ray Liotta at the start of Goodfellas saying “as far back as i can remember, i always wanted to be the ‘time to make the donuts’ guy”
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ray Liotta at the start of Goodfellas saying “as far back as i can remember, i always wanted to be the ‘time to make the donuts’ guy”
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I don’t know anything about Harry Potter except that the main character is a loser who becomes a cop
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes, in my stomach. I swallowed some dice
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You don't get a cookie for doing the right thing and that's the problem with this world. Cookies are amazing. We should be giving out cookies all the time.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 09/08/2026
hey listen to my show
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Sam Woodcock @samwoodcock.eurosky.social · 09/08/2026
There is so much I going on here
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
you’re telling me this wasn’t sam rockwell
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
spending my monthly post on a reminder that i have a very cool podcast, and i’m very proud of this bonus episode we put out with the great Alex Goldman!
episode art for Mutant Menace bonus episode Heroes for Hope - a comic cover with Wolverine, Colossus, and Kitty; a caption explaining all proceeds go to African relief; and a smiling pic of special guest Alex Goldman
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Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 22/07/2026
One of the biggest accuracy issues with this movie that I hope Elon fixes is that Cyclops is all wrong. Cyclops is supposed to be an autistic, desperate-to-please strategist who argues with Wolverine all the time. Not sure what this giant was.
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
death by a thousand .5 second podcast edits
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
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Goodfellas (1990) @goodfellas1990.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
He is saying, “What do you want from me?”
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The premise here, repeated throughout American history, is that only some kind of mental manipulation could make white people enjoy art by black people. You start acknowledging black cultural contributions as valuable it’s a slippery slope to seeing black people as people bsky.app/profile/left...
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Top: Lionel Hutz says "oh, they got this all screwed up"

Bottom: adjusted graphic with sharpie: "Minions director confirms: No, Minions Worked For Hitler!"
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 02/07/2026
The suspiciously large population of minions in Argentina is totally unrelated.
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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Marco Polo coming back from China:
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 30/06/2026
American Neofascism will die someday, but transgender people will never stop being born, so nyah-nyah
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 25/06/2026
the bread is $13.50 and all the circuses are subscription based
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The leftist equivalent to MAGA wouldn't be a Democratic Socialist. It would be an anarchist. There are no anarchist candidates. America only elects extremists from the right due to the historical legacy of the Trans-Atlantic slave trade. The country spent centuries normalizing fascism for one race.
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
i don’t know how to put into words the feeling i get when i see shaq, the general, and bumblebee the transformer in a commercial together. it’s like i’m baffled by joy. whimsically existential?
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
One side took a knee against oppression/oppressors. The other side stands to reinforce oppression. Nothing inconsistent about not being on the side of assholes
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Colin Kaepernick had the right to protest. So do the Giants' Bible-verse pitchers.
San Francisco liberals howled when Trump tried to silence Kaepernick. Now they want to do the same thing to four pitchers they disagree with.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/06/2026
pulling this shit in indie ball is grim. hating gay people so much you'd rather go back to working at autozone than be a professional athlete is insane
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
me to myself whenever i leave the comic shop
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
sexy phanatic and sexy gritty at passyunk pride
i don’t know how to clarify beyond the captionthey’re sexy and dancing
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
paying you in exposure while you spend more than you can afford on the production; FIFA is a local comedy theater
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vera @verchan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
still insane that the 90s spider-man cartoon was under such heavy censorship that no one was allowed to punch in the action scenes. literally everyone was just picking each other's whole ass bodies over their heads and throwing them into the wall. it was so awesome
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Jimmy @jimmy-d.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Who is and who isn’t a New Yorker? It’s a question on the lips and minds of some of our most boring yet confident thinkers.
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
i'm obsessed with this game - 82-0.com
82-0.com projected record of 81-1. 
PG - Allen Iverson
SG - Dave Bing
SF - Luka Dončić
PF - Charles Barkley
C - Wilt Chamberlain
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Season 7 / Episode 25
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Rooting for the Spurs to win it all and for Wembanyama to give a shout out to the French-born American sports athlete who most clearly blazed the trail for him to succeed: Steve Jeltz.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
the generation gap here is so huge. it was not kids and teenagers who fell for the ten-year right-wing propaganda campaign to erase every tiny inch of progress made on trans rights; it was their parents and grandparents. the party is not prepared for what winning a primary will look like by 2036
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Jaxson Dart is simply not talented enough to be expressing a concrete political opinion. You went 4-8 with a 91 passer rating last year, your favorite president is Abraham Lincoln and what you think the country needs most right now is “more dialogue”.
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Wack'd 🏳️‍⚧️ @wackd.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
charlie brown had four women express sincere romantic interest in him over the course of the 'peanuts' comic strip, two of which he even dated, and that's not even counting animated stuff. but i don't know how to express this as a point of discourse without calling a bunch of eight year olds "hos"
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My question to medical professionals: if you have to give a patient two injections in the buttocks do you say you are doing it ‘execution style.’
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
"powered by Polymarket"
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salad bar ham cubes @flangy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Star Wars - A Nude Dope
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
there used to be guys that were kinda in your friend group but kinda not and when they would say weird shit you could just tell them to shut the fuck up and that was the end of it. then they all got online together and now the white house is filled with racist podcasters
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
i hate POSTING! i'm sick of LOGGING ON! i despise my WEB PRESENCE! please listen to my PODCAST!
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
headlines from a dying empire lol
TIME: “Trump defends giant golden statue of himself amid debate”
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