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pat reber

@fatreber.bsky.social
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award-losing former local sensation. cohost of the Mutant Menace podcast. (he/him)

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violet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I would definitely watch a Frasieresque spinoff about Marnie.
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
didn’t even get a happy ending, had to be concluded in a spider-man with their hq collapsing
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lmao
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
we may be getting rest-of-his-career nola
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you’re a celebrity!
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violet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Bad, Bad" Leroy Brown and Leroy "Encyclopedia" Brown should've teamed up
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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Some guys bring vibes to parties. But me? I bring data. I bring facts. Science. Vibes simply do not power the future.
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
oh wow, thank you, did not realize. unfollowing him now.
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
straight from the can??
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
we need term limits on being a celebrity
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i’d be happy to!
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026
Do I use a semicolon correctly? No. Do I use it effectively; also no.
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ray Liotta at the start of Goodfellas saying “as far back as i can remember, i always wanted to be the ‘time to make the donuts’ guy”
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ray Liotta at the start of Goodfellas saying “as far back as i can remember, i always wanted to be the ‘time to make the donuts’ guy”
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I don’t know anything about Harry Potter except that the main character is a loser who becomes a cop
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
that’s such a cool toolbox
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
oh gotcha. it’s not a requirement for all hardcore bands
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
do i need to play an instrument?
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
been coming across a lot of “your application will not be seen unless you opt in for promotional texts” for open roles lately
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
noooo
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes, in my stomach. I swallowed some dice
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You don't get a cookie for doing the right thing and that's the problem with this world. Cookies are amazing. We should be giving out cookies all the time.
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
this really happened!
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 09/08/2026
hey listen to my show
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
rogue used to be the one to bring you soup until she realized it was actually carol danvers’ recipe
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Sam Woodcock @samwoodcock.eurosky.social · 09/08/2026
There is so much I going on here
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
haha do you think i'm trying to be nice? i started this by insulting and cursing at you because, as explained, you are not respectable and have been very rude.
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
still not with me, huh? no, i'm not cool for any of this, i'm respectable because i don't argue with strangers from a position of ignorance. you are simply not respectable.
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
nope. you're still failing to grasp the basic concept here: you don't know comics - your comments suggest that you get your knowledge from mostly movies and wikipedia articles - and as a result, you shouldn't be arguing about them with noted experts. x-men, avengers, batman; wrong about all of them.
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
haha no bud i’m making fun of you for being ignorant and proud of it. that was a joke
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
yes that’s the rule since i’m the coolest 40-year-old at the comic shop. you’d understand if you ever read a comic
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
you’re making a lot of leaps about me here, does this usually work in arguments where you don’t understand the subject material? my only point is that you haven’t read a comic. you should! they’re fun!
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
you’re not listening. again, my point is that you don’t read comics. your knowledge seems based on movie trailers. doesn’t make me special, just makes you ill-equipped to have this conversation
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
nope, try to stay on topic bud. i think being knowledgeable on a subject makes me better equipped to have a conversation about it. if you read 1 (one) comic, you would be too
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
you’re actually getting pretty close. if you read a comic you might put actually put it together!
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
avengers ain’t shit lol. read a comic
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
he’s been clutch this year but i’d love to see him with a season with 75+ Rs or RBIs
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
at this rate, maybe Stott will find his swing in 28!
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
can you explain how “failed” would fit into this sentence please? as in, i meant to say “i actually did both failed”? or “i actually failed both successfully”? not sure either makes sense
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
it’s all the writers can think to do with them
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i actually did both successfully
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
but i'm gonna mute you now that i know i've successfully interrupted two parts of your day
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i don't think you know what the word zionist means. i said "don't be racist" and you threw your little fit
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i don't respect your intelligence so i'm trying to egg you on haha. college boy like you, think you'd have picked up on that by now
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
neither a history buff nor a math buff, huh? what was that degree you were bragging about even in?
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
sorry, your response to me saying we should be kind to people working within their own country to stop a genocide is "*hangover gif* fuck off"?
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i'd take that with the same grain of salt that you'd take a poll stating 90% of palestinians support killing all israelis, but yeah, that sucks. crucially, the remaining 18% are real, actual people
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pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
you don't have to compare genocides lol. it's a colonizer's mindset where the people of a country represent the state in everything they do. they're not, israel a racially and politically diverse country, most of whom are powerless to stop the genocide. thought they woulda taught you this in school
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