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Jules

@fabulousmonster.bsky.social
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Art, books, poetry, music, kitties. Wookiee worshipper. Descendant of desperate immigrants and deportees. And hairy Frenchmen in canoes⚜️ 🇫🇷 ⭐️ Native of coastal Trumpfuckustan. I stole a shopping cart from Bezos 😎 The only true gods are cats.

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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
>SATIRICAL NEWS New Poll Finds Trump Less Popular Than Scene Where Artax Sinks in the Swamp of Sadness   - pic of Atreyu trying to pull artax out of the swamp of mud - @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
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† Wristy The Terrible † @wristroom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dabbing gasoline on my wrists so I'll smell like a rich man
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🇨🇦 👊🇨🇦 @sorry-iamcanadian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Former PM Jean Chrétien gave an amazing speech today in Gander, Newfoundland. If you haven’t watched it, you should. This man has aged like a fine wine. Here is a snippet 👇
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’ll never forget the two brave firemen who dug me out of the East Wing rubble.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Whimsy is actually a form of resistance against a world that wants us to be miserable. Says Skeletor trying to keep the whimsy even when the world is truly miserable.
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billbramhall.bsky.social @billbramhall.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Cartoon
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In the 90s we didn't have social media. We rode our bikes outside. We listened to cassette tapes. We hung out at the bus stop. We ate cassette tapes at the bus stop. We rode to the bus stop on a cassette tape and listened to bicycles. Dont like it? Neither did I
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Ash & Ink @bundtkake.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#poemsabout #endofsummer #poetry #blueskypoet @alanparrywriter.co.uk @thebrokenspine.co.uk I was thinking about a dystopian burning Earth kind vibe. Here is a #poem...
The memory of gulls

The memory of gulls cry to an empty
beach. Tide in, tide out.
A shimmering mirage
of joy by the water. 
Up by the road, a man
in a mask digs through
trash piled around a 
rusted dumpster, looking
for anything that may
be something. His breath
loud behind the cannisters.
The sky is burning with red
clouds, and a relentless sun.
The mirage is still there, you are still there, shimmering down by the water. You are as there as you are anywhere else. A mirage, and the man's breathing is loud behind cannisters as he looks to make something from nothing
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario (tag us so we can see your work 🙂)
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
On 9/11, US airspace closed, Canada launched Operation Yellow Ribbon. Gander, a town of 10,000, received 38 airliners. Residents immediately sheltered, fed, clothed, and supported stranded passengers for days, providing this hospitality free of charge. interestingengineering.com/culture/oper...
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
(CNN) - The US Navy is working to rename an aircraft carrier under construction that was set to honor a Black sailor hailed for his heroic actions during .. Pearl Harbor .. .. there have been internal conversation about renaming it to honor Trump.” @halbritz.bsky.social www.cnn.com/2026/08/20/p...
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.” “But we can open the box,” said Toad. “That is true,” said Frog.
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Jules @fabulousmonster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Support the arts!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Incredible stuff from Cards Against Humanity, who is now building a monument to interfere with SpaceX.
Why do you keep calling Elon Musk “a sad little bitch with no friends”?

Great question! (1) He is sad, (2) he is a bitch, and (3) he has no friends.

Did Elon Musk spend his 47th birthday alone, with no friends?

Yes.

Did Elon Musk beg Jeffrey Epstein for an invitation to his island, but get rejected?

Yes.

You’re saying that even the world’s most infamous pedophile didn’t want to be Elon Musk’s friend?

Yes.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That night when Toad went to bed he thought the biggest thoughts that he could think.
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Econ Analytica @econanalytica.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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February Grace @februarygrace.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
forget it all, my love let’s go, let’s leave everything behind, get into the car and just drive until we reach the coast, until we see the far horizon and remember the things in life worth fighting for The #vss365 #prompt for July 29, 2026 is #coast.
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Desarrayed @desarrayed.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Trump could shoot someone in the middle of Hormuz Street and get away with it
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Someone please photoshop Jimothy in place of the pedophile and make this picture a trillion times better
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
looking at my cat as he sleeps on me, his head rising and falling with my belly as i breathe, and realizing to him i'm Totoro. dreams do come true
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Curious to hear Mitch McConnell's comments on the passing of Lindsey Graham.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
In a shocking breach of Republican protocol, Lindsey Graham has informed the press and the public that he’s dead.
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Thomas L. Vaultonburg @wolftwinthomas.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
noon sun— the stars somewhere inside blue #haiku #poetry
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Amy Borgman @amyborgman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
#smallpoemsunday #poem #poetry @tomsnarsky.bsky.social #writingcommunity Linda Pastan
IN THE ORCHARD
Why are these old, gnarled trees so beautiful, while I am merely old and gnarled?
If I had leaves, perhaps, or apples... if I had bark instead of this lined skin,
maybe the wind would wind itself around my limbs
in its old sinuous dance.
I shall bite into an apple and swallow the seeds.
I shall come back as a tree.
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Jules @fabulousmonster.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Babylon Bee satire site.

Aide Pushes Cart Through Halls Of Congress Yelling
'Bring Out Your Dead!'
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marcorasi.bsky.social @marcorasi.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The moon rises behind Saint Roch's cemetery, New Orleans
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
[ A photograph shows a long public pool filled with thick, vibrant green water covered in algae. In the far background, the Lincoln Memorial is visible under a blue sky. Superimposed in the center of the green water is a cartoon drawing of the Yellow Submarine from the Beatles.]


Yellow text superimposed over the water reads:

"So we sailed on to the sun

Till we found the sea of green

And we lived beneath the waves

In our yellow submarine"
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
😂🤣
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Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @karimwafa.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Sharing this poem again because I think the world needs these words now more than ever.
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Someone needs to project "Release the Epstein Files" on it
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 12/06/2026
i might not be a trillionaire but my child loves me
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
On D-Day, saluting the finger James Doohan lost on the beaches of Normandy.
Hello, Computer.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Dance like the black monolith isn’t watching
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
meme featuring a Spirit Airlines plane digitally edited to look like a "Spirit Halloween" store. The plane is bright orange with the Spirit Halloween logo and a grim reaper graphic on the side. Text above the image reads: "Coming to an airport near you this Fall..."
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Jules @fabulousmonster.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Babylon Bee - Trump Presents King Charles
With Autographed Copy Of
Declaration Of Independence with Trump’s autograph on it.
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Lead us not away from temptation; but deliver us to evil. For thine is the spray tan, the dour and the hoary, Until the midterms. Amen.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
We weren’t meant to thrive in a fast paced work environment we were meant to collect berries in the summertime and lie down for a whole day after mistaking the bad orange mushroom for the good orange mushroom
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/04/2026
Live Nation CEO Sentenced To 10 Years In Online Queue
Live Nation CEO Sentenced To 10 Years In Online Queue
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Jules @fabulousmonster.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Defiant Trump Nails Copy Of
"The Art Of The Deal' To Vatican Door
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I did not know Epstein on a boat I did not know Epstein with a goat I did not know Epstein in the air I did not know him anywhere!
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 09/04/2026
Somewhere, a left turn still regrets you.
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Joseph Fasano @josephfasano.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Even making children anywhere in the world *fear* that they might be suddenly destroyed is an atrocious crime against humanity.
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Peter Steward Scholtes @petescholtes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Prayer ribbons outside the Whipple building, where Haven Watch stays all night most nights.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I did not have "frog costume dance routine to Edwin Starr" on my protest bingo card today. And yet here we are Washington D.C. 🐸
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