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@existenocrisis.bsky.social
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 9h
Got a really scary one to start off the month @erinbiba.bsky.social don’t watch in a dark room!
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 19h
A Choose Your Own Adventure book
Fourteen Beers At Chilis 
Brian fighting some ninjas
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am in favor of the Danny Dukes
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
True story last night I fell asleep upside down. LFG October
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Halloween Bat & Scarecrow Cartoon
Alt: Halloween Bat Cartoon
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The astronaut "always" meme but instead of a gun, it's a red rose
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BIG SHIRL @afroshirl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you think about it, after a break up, you still have you and you're the best part.
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I believe that Dr. Ellora Derenoncourt is the first Black woman economist EVER to be named a MacArthur Genius. My heart is bursting. I am OVERJOYED.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
having Skarsgard and Pattinson both cooking. we’re blessed.
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Morgan Jerkins @mjerkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm so glad that Alex Skarsgard said to himself one day, y'know what, being a handsome leading man is not enough. I must go odd. Because oddity sustains.
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A very successful movie club outing. Talk amongst yourselves.
Robert mfin Pattinson on the poster for Primetime
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Because everyone loves their credit report profile and their secret insurance risk profile and their
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Max Fenton @maxfenton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On the one hand, Muse is vibe coded slop malware. On the other hand you could get a $32 check in 10 years if you let it build a stasi file on you and everyone you know or meet.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Evan Narcisse @evnarc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lemme tell y’all something: Helen Folasade Adu knew we would need this.
youtu.be
Sade - When Am I Going To Make A Living - Official - 1984
YouTube video by SadeVEVO
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Lydia @lunapuella.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
My husband and his friends realised they thought they were good guys but still made like, ironic-sexist jokes. They introduced the 'sexism snake' where wherever one of them made a sexist comment or joke, the others would just start hissing. Didn't need to get into an argument about it, just hissing.
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One sleep till PRIMETIME
Living just in case things get better
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
Mr. Joshua has quietly become a top-tier alt text writer. A fine example of a little effort with alt text making art 100x better and infinitely more shareable.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sprinkling cinnamon on your eye rolls
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gift link share.inquirer.com/0fQyxe
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A Philly woman won a NASA contest to design a food system for astronauts on Mars
Chunyere “Chichi” Ukeje, 25, will receive $300,000 for first place in the Deep Space Food Challenge: Mars to Table competition.
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
not book smart or street smart, but a secret third thing (dumb)
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I WAS NOT READY
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I will never remember to unmute iced coffee so send me a fax when something impt happens
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dr.joan is just really really tired @theroguesenna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When you hear that it’s this simple it gets pretty fucking appalling that what the people with money are NOT doing.
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this inflatable ain’t shit
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Woman who doesn't know anything: Hi, I'm Guessica.
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tante @tante.cc · 25/09/2026
"These are – for actual human beings – very embarrassing things to admit. Why would techbros do that? Constantly." The Test
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/09/2026
Ron Cobb's original signage designs for Alien 📽️
Ron Cobb's original signage designs for Alien, made with felt tip pen and graph paper

various colored icons for use as warning and informational purposes on the Nostromo
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Natasha 🏴🌻 @alterici.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please stay alive.
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ok Bluesky witches this is how it needs to go - she eats the cheesesteak and then does six hours of work in two. Thank you for your enchantment to this matter!
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Looksmaxxers and pickup artists will tell you that in order to find a keeper you have to look like a Greek god, act like an alpha male, and live like a sultan, and then the hottest woman you've ever met will sincerely tell you "I want Jesse Plemons to keep me in a crab trap"
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Big beefy beard man has a hat with 48 on it and I know it's motor sports but it looks a lot like 4B and I'm like hell yeah brother
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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hard not to love this thing
Liger the kitten sleeping in dramatic fashion
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Emily Higgs Kopin @ehkopin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s my birthday. Here are some things you can do to celebrate with me: - do a craft - eat sushi - play the new Fire Emblem - engage with art by a woman who is/was “odd” - wear your favorite jewelry - get stoned and watch Hellraiser - read a book where someone descends into madness - watch a sitcom
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Maxi Molina @maximjdev.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every time it rolls around it's thank @tomschalk.bsky.social hours. THANKS FOR MAKING THE FUNNIEST THING EVER, TOM
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Patio Yeller @patioyeller.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The creator is on here, too! @tomschalk.bsky.social
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Friends, relax and rejoice as FEARSOME ELECTRIC BILL retreats for the season, for ABOMINABLE GAS BILL awakens before long.
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Janet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Never before has a turtle turtled this hard. Zoom in and appreciate The Foot
A fantastic painted turtle stands on a snag in a stream. Turtle has a smooth black carapace with bright red edges. Its neck and legs are a glorious riot of yellow racing stripes. It has its neck fully extended staring at the sky and the back right leg and foot are completely extended. This is an epic pose by a creature at the peak of its powers.
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“You told me to show you something worth seeing. I show you yourself.”
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No idea who what or why and no desire to change that but I adore looking at this 🤩
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Trip Kirkpatrick @triplingual.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
#JazzSky #Coltrane100
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Incredible
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anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"women are meant to be loved, not understood." my favorite uncle said this to me the night before I got married. on the surface it's trite but that doesn't mean it's wrong
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 23/09/2026
I love "Bisexual Visibility Day" because the rest of the year I have to rely on thermal imaging to fight my many enemies who have bisexuality.
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[positive guy falls off cliff] Y E ⠀⠀ ⠀S ⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀s ⠀⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀ ⠀݁ ⠀ ⠀݁
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I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yelling stranger danger but in a marco polo way
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I thoroughly cleaned my coffeemaker and now it's basically doing this
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Robot Dies
Alt: humanoid robot takes a few steps, trips, flails, and explodes into bits
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