existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A very successful movie club outing. Talk amongst yourselves. 100
existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Thank you to the rain for allowing some hammock time for my rusty bones and barbecued brain. Now water my plants 😝 010
existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Are we sure there's not circuitry inside this thing 000
existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Oh the other day I was trying to bond with my Sephora store helper and they asked about movies and I said I had seen the Backdoors movie. 000
existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026If you also saw Years and Years on HBO, I am drinking on behalf of and alongside you this evening. For everyone else, I can't recommend joining our club at this time. Maybe after it happens. 000
existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026My "brain" when one (1) data point blows up the story it's been yapping at me for a month. Suddenly real quiet huh buddy. 000
existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I confess to laughing at this. Wouldn't be half as effective without Raye's song. 000
existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I'm a third of the way in. Getting torn apart here by the can't put it down and the never want it to end. 100
existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Tell you what if a bunch of stuff in my life changes a whole lotta things are gonna be different! 020
existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026On my way to crack the chocolate shroom candy campers case. My god what if there's more where that came from. 010
existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Son of a bitch. I'm like six hours late. Sleep hygiene but at what cost?!?! 010
existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I've got five minutes to use the stovetop before I have to seal up and repressurize the HAB 010
existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I can't decide if waking up with this lyric in my head is good or bad 000
existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I know where to get one dollar coffee If only anyone would ask 100
existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I drink the water I drink the coffee I still have the headache 000
existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 20/05/2026In case you're wondering how it's going out there, you can walk in to renew your Real ID state ID card and for the low low price of $39.50 they'll let you walk out with (1) a license to drive that is (2) not even Real ID 021
existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Settled in hammock Green leaves blue sky fluffy clouds Drink just out of reach 010
existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Oh no it just occurred to me that reverse vampire might be a thing. If it isn't, it should be amirite 010
existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 01/05/2026"Chris Pissed is a first-time author out of spite. He lives alone in the woods not far from his parents." Glorious 030
existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Dolly and Nana: why are we in this?! Me: Waiting for my shot 021
existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 21/04/2026IKEA inflatable chair?! Recession indicatör 000
existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Post the best picture you have taken of your pet (seasonal edition) I miss this clown. And doesn't that dobie in the tunnel go hard! 010
existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 11/04/2026If I'm an astronaut this is probably the real reason for comms blackout 0133
existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Seriously which temple gets the red cable and which gets the black? 000
