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great googly moogly it's all gone to shit @carnivorousmoogle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i don't go here but excuse me while i lay down and cry actually
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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 8h
Cranberry lemon cake Baking and cooking along with doing the dishes makes me feel calm like Xanax and like xannies the feeling is temporary Ageing is a series of gestures between breathes that work or don’t Each of us living with our own ghosts Doing what we can to appease them
A golden lemon cake spotted with cranberries and glazed with lemon juice and granulated sugar I used this recipe as a base but added three eggs, used greek yoghurt instead of sour cream , had no oil so added mire butter 
Also I baked it for 50 mins with tin foul put on top the last twenty minutes https://www.shelovesbiscotti.com/extra-moist-lemony-lemon-loaf/#recipe
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 19h
I have heard the idiom and it makes sense to me because I know how large I am but I have never moved with abandon in this small space where I was born. These bits of china—cups and saucers and bowls and platters—are like family to me. The only thing I am going to break is expectations.
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chidi to Eleanor
What do we do? Panic? Freak?
I usually panic but I am happy to freak.
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Max Nichols @maxnichols.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ten minutes later and he’s still on watch He also wants to hunt printers and scanners
The tabby cat again, sitting in front of the Wii U. He’s looking at the camera, but only briefly because I called his name.
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Max Nichols @maxnichols.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every time a disc enters or exits a console this cat will be there. Calcifer will hear the disc tray from across the house and sprint over to face his arch nemesis. He wants to kill Playstation discs the most. Whether it’s PS3, 4, or 5, they’re his most hated foe
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Jennifer Hudak @jenniferhudak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My poem "Swimming the Witch," about how systems of power often create the very things they are attempting to quell, is now free to read at @trollbreathmag.bsky.social -- just in time for spooky season! I hope you enjoy! magazine.trollbreath.com/swimming-the...
magazine.trollbreath.com
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is how you establish dominance
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
following my dreams to the end of my driveway and back today
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
do not let the darkness consume you today folks 💙
a 4 panel cartoon with a the first panel a purple bear dancing in a hat and a blue bear asks why are you in such a silly mood, 2nd panel purple bear still dancing, 3rd panel purple bear responds without it the darkness would consume me, 4th panel purple bear standing on head and blue bear is visibly sweating and nervous
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mapleboy (from youtube) @mplb0001.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
red wings in-house dj provided us with possibly the coolest start to a fight in known history last night
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who out there keeping that frown right where it is mister I'll turn it upside down when I'm good and ready bucko
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 02/10/2026
Got a really scary one to start off the month @erinbiba.bsky.social don’t watch in a dark room!
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Choose Your Own Adventure book
Fourteen Beers At Chilis 
Brian fighting some ninjas
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am in favor of the Danny Dukes
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
True story last night I fell asleep upside down. LFG October
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Halloween Bat & Scarecrow Cartoon
Alt: Halloween Bat Cartoon
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love this
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The astronaut "always" meme but instead of a gun, it's a red rose
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BIG SHIRL @afroshirl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you think about it, after a break up, you still have you and you're the best part.
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I believe that Dr. Ellora Derenoncourt is the first Black woman economist EVER to be named a MacArthur Genius. My heart is bursting. I am OVERJOYED.
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hansen being unable to sit this out is Too Perfect
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
having Skarsgard and Pattinson both cooking. we’re blessed.
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Morgan Jerkins @mjerkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm so glad that Alex Skarsgard said to himself one day, y'know what, being a handsome leading man is not enough. I must go odd. Because oddity sustains.
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A very successful movie club outing. Talk amongst yourselves.
Robert mfin Pattinson on the poster for Primetime
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Because everyone loves their credit report profile and their secret insurance risk profile and their
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Max Fenton @maxfenton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On the one hand, Muse is vibe coded slop malware. On the other hand you could get a $32 check in 10 years if you let it build a stasi file on you and everyone you know or meet.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Evan Narcisse @evnarc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lemme tell y’all something: Helen Folasade Adu knew we would need this.
youtu.be
Sade - When Am I Going To Make A Living - Official - 1984
YouTube video by SadeVEVO
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Lydia @lunapuella.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
My husband and his friends realised they thought they were good guys but still made like, ironic-sexist jokes. They introduced the 'sexism snake' where wherever one of them made a sexist comment or joke, the others would just start hissing. Didn't need to get into an argument about it, just hissing.
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One sleep till PRIMETIME
Living just in case things get better
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
Mr. Joshua has quietly become a top-tier alt text writer. A fine example of a little effort with alt text making art 100x better and infinitely more shareable.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sprinkling cinnamon on your eye rolls
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gift link share.inquirer.com/0fQyxe
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A Philly woman won a NASA contest to design a food system for astronauts on Mars
Chunyere “Chichi” Ukeje, 25, will receive $300,000 for first place in the Deep Space Food Challenge: Mars to Table competition.
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
not book smart or street smart, but a secret third thing (dumb)
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I WAS NOT READY
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I will never remember to unmute iced coffee so send me a fax when something impt happens
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dr.joan is just really really tired @theroguesenna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When you hear that it’s this simple it gets pretty fucking appalling that what the people with money are NOT doing.
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this inflatable ain’t shit
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Woman who doesn't know anything: Hi, I'm Guessica.
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tante @tante.cc · 25/09/2026
"These are – for actual human beings – very embarrassing things to admit. Why would techbros do that? Constantly." The Test
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/09/2026
Ron Cobb's original signage designs for Alien 📽️
Ron Cobb's original signage designs for Alien, made with felt tip pen and graph paper

various colored icons for use as warning and informational purposes on the Nostromo
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Natasha 🏴🌻 @alterici.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please stay alive.
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ok Bluesky witches this is how it needs to go - she eats the cheesesteak and then does six hours of work in two. Thank you for your enchantment to this matter!
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Extremely considerate of you to post this during my small scrolling window today.
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Looksmaxxers and pickup artists will tell you that in order to find a keeper you have to look like a Greek god, act like an alpha male, and live like a sultan, and then the hottest woman you've ever met will sincerely tell you "I want Jesse Plemons to keep me in a crab trap"
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Big beefy beard man has a hat with 48 on it and I know it's motor sports but it looks a lot like 4B and I'm like hell yeah brother
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hard not to love this thing
Liger the kitten sleeping in dramatic fashion
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