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Phil A. Mignon

@jheriseinfeld.bsky.social
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Margaritaville’s 69th Ward Alderperson

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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 45s
if you’re thinking of passing on my Papa Playlist as a “Last Resort”: don’t encroach on my Roach! 🪳
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 12h
is sean john jovi anything
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 12h
i majored in Dart Gun at Nerfwestern University
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 12h
*thunderstruck voice* cybertruck
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 14h
Air Dud 2: Skydunce
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 14h
u wouldn’t hit a man with Gen 3 Ray-Ban Meta Glasses, would u?
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 19h
booty had me like
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 20h
years of billiards shots to the groin have really put me behind the 8 ball 🎱
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if an old head is fine, he is divine if an unc is chopped, he must be stopped
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎵 i’ve been waiting all Thursday for Thursday night 🎵
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Broseph & His Amazing Monochromatic Essentials Hoodie
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
30-50 Vital Boggs
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the cubs are saving their runs for marriage
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sir isaac futon
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*john Morgan of Morgan & Morgan voice* a tractor trailer could run over your balls, devastating your balls
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
case keenum is short for case keenum ivory wayans
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
cursed hang: Kevin Hart & Whicheverthefuck Jonas
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
remember: never chase the dragon, & only bet what u can afford to bet & not be called a Pussy #nfl #play60
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
chicago pope pulled his hamstring dipping a beef on a dibs chair. two tree times bro hey “fuhgettaboudit”
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“he’s 38 & cannot wait” sure dude. Ok
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
smoking on that shit that maximizes comms efficacy at an enterprise level
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a thinking cap is a can-do rag
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*billy ocean voice* a pair of mean teens / they are sharing the same memes
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i’ve been waiting all day for Sunday night instead of caring for my family 🏈
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
la playa awaits, your honor
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“i vant to knock off early” —count uncula
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
for sale: batmobile; lost its wheel
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’ve fought for diaper baby destigmatization my entire life
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
STANCED 🆙
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
somebody sssssssssssssssssubscribe to my substack
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pretend that Ray Romano is on the ballot
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
are u cantankerous enuff to kvetch with the big dogs?
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*college football pre-game roundtable talking head voice* this team has explosive diarrhea
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*air jerkoff motion* more like bore’easter
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i’ve minded my manners pretty well lately & have otherwise been a good boy
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sorry i sold the parking meters contract to Houthi Rebels
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🎵 working 9 to 9 / i don’t plan to go on living 🎵
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
is dr anfernee fauci anything
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i’m not an ombudsman; i’m a Ombuds, Man
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this inflatable ain’t shit
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
booty had me like
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Donald J. Penix, Jr.
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
update: Muse Died
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they’re doing some very nasty things in the resident evil. A disgrace
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
danger just lowkey hits different when it’s Grave 🤷‍♂️
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
damn can’t a player just thrive in an ever-evolving, dynamic small business landscape?!
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
mfw in a Lyft after hopleaf
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