Reposted by evie.ps1Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 3098502767
Reposted by evie.ps1skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026put the lime in the FUCKING coconut and nobody gets hurt 414842
Reposted by evie.ps1✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 22/04/2026should i buzz him in? 784324600
Reposted by evie.ps1Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026There's a war on for your mind. theonion.info 26890061448
Reposted by evie.ps1Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 23/03/2026“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026 759761411
Reposted by evie.ps1Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil 6775711201
Reposted by evie.ps1-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 03/01/2026the US Constitution is kinda ass since "lol no" dropped. this deck just can not hang in the current meta 317619
Reposted by evie.ps1Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 26/12/2025and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, shouted- 2528151
Reposted by evie.ps1⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 19/12/2025GOD DANG I LOVE WOMEN AAAAAAAAA 3131
Reposted by evie.ps1Greggo 🏳️🌈 @greggo.bsky.social · 18/12/2025My response to anything over the next two weeks 51149573934
Reposted by evie.ps1Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I've printed out thousands of pictures of Rick Astley for the post apocalypse to put into cabinets and cupboards that i've already raided of canned goods 624239
Reposted by evie.ps1BNO News @bnonews.com · 14/12/2025WATCH: Bystander disarms active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney 2054188925
Reposted by evie.ps1Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 26/11/2025i'm so jealous of the villains in scooby doo like getting tied up by a bisexual polycule i need that 19823
Reposted by evie.ps1Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/11/2025one of these but with a hot dog 1852585
Reposted by evie.ps1Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 15/09/2023do not, under any circumstances, keep me in the loop, fill me in, or bring me up to speed. i do not wish to know 37917
Reposted by evie.ps1⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 15/11/2025oh shit oh fuck I forgot to put a fire escape in my mind Palace 0181
Reposted by evie.ps1skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 13/11/2025babe i’m experiencing gender euphoria 2481
Reposted by evie.ps1Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/09/2025hello 911? yea its me again…uh huh thats right, theyre still posting his exact quotes 183184443
Reposted by evie.ps1Tom Northenscold @tomnorthfilm.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Another Sinopah Mountain sunset photo, this time with a reflection in Pray Lake. The ripples in the lake were from a swimming beaver. Nikon D850 and 50mm f/1.8G. 232925
Reposted by evie.ps1Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2025What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart 42590291252
Reposted by evie.ps1Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there 157131272172
Reposted by evie.ps1mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 04/09/2025standing with glinner? no. i'm SITTING for DINNER. with my wife, who has not left me, 84486609
evie.ps1 @eviedol.bsky.social · 30/08/2025They said "Mr President, you can't go into the light", guess what? It’s the most perfect light. The best light, people are saying they have never seen a brighter and beautiful light. I'm calling it the Big Beautiful Light. We're going into that light better and in a way nobody has ever seen before. 010
Reposted by evie.ps1yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 28/08/2025I believe in the egg prime directive in the same way that any decent starfleet captain believes in the regular prime directive: as something you are supposed and indeed morally compelled to break all the time but that allows you to go "ugh well here I go again" before you do 940889
Reposted by evie.ps1Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 28/08/2025"Two people fighting the Bear Gulch fire on the Olympic Peninsula were arrested by federal law enforcement, in a confrontation described by firefighters and depicted in photos and video."seattletimes.comFederal agents arrest firefighters working on WA wildfireFederal agents showed up northeast of Lake Cushman to check identification of crew members fighting Washington's largest active wildfire. 1091161616
Reposted by evie.ps1Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 24/05/2024fuck, marry, kill, hire, imprison, confide in, hold hands with, try to look at her eyes again without her noticing, pick up from the airport even though you had a really busy week and don't really have time to spare, swallow whole, bury in the woods, exhume from the peat bog, become, destroy, forget 421859
Reposted by evie.ps1Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 21/07/2025starting to think 'the economy' is a scam 🤔 1013610
Reposted by evie.ps1mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 08/07/2025I keep telling you all about The Plot to Enslave America and she's just blurting it out in front of everyone 11581144
Reposted by evie.ps1Ly-DIE-a DIE-ann @pizzafacts.bsky.social · 23/06/2025My friend Ava(she/it) is a trans organizer who's struggling w/housing insecurity;2 unhoused trans women in her community R in a motel room til Friday w/her credit card; shes looking 4 help w/bill-$450. Housing maybe soon;she cant afford this& is struggling 2 raise money locally;NE help appreciated! 1818
evie.ps1 @eviedol.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Did you know the mainstream media is trying to hide the fact that this man loves our Hispanic communities more than anyone else? Google "Donald Trump Taco" to learn more! 020
Reposted by evie.ps1Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 19/05/2025The stars don’t even have a war they’re just in the background the whole series is bullshit 052
Reposted by evie.ps1💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 07/05/2025I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets 574190914235
Reposted by evie.ps1🦋 Bluesky Support 🦋 (unofficial) @bsky.support · 21/07/2024computers don’t even speak english do you know how hard this is 212115
Reposted by evie.ps1Morgana Ignis @morganaignis.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Fuck the UK parliament 2291698
Reposted by evie.ps1jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 07/04/2025goldman sachs execs showing up to luigi mangione's cell like nick fury recruiting an avenger 5160671225