iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

put the lime in the FUCKING coconut and nobody gets hurt

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

There's a war on for your mind. theonion.info

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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 23/03/2026

“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 03/01/2026

the US Constitution is kinda ass since "lol no" dropped. this deck just can not hang in the current meta

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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 26/12/2025

and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, shouted-

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/12/2025

Postulate a spherical dude

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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

GOD DANG I LOVE WOMEN AAAAAAAAA

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Greggo 🏳️‍🌈 @greggo.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

My response to anything over the next two weeks

A grey and red transit bus on the road in a city. The bus’ destination sign reads “NO? ?? ???????”

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

I've printed out thousands of pictures of Rick Astley for the post apocalypse to put into cabinets and cupboards that i've already raided of canned goods

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BNO News @bnonews.com · 14/12/2025

WATCH: Bystander disarms active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney

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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

i'm so jealous of the villains in scooby doo like getting tied up by a bisexual polycule i need that

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

one of these but with a hot dog

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

*gets out of bed* parkour

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evie.ps1 @eviedol.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

chat I am soft and pretty how did this happen

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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 15/09/2023

do not, under any circumstances, keep me in the loop, fill me in, or bring me up to speed. i do not wish to know

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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

oh shit oh fuck I forgot to put a fire escape in my mind Palace

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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

babe i’m experiencing gender euphoria

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

hello 911? yea its me again…uh huh thats right, theyre still posting his exact quotes

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Tom Northenscold @tomnorthfilm.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Another Sinopah Mountain sunset photo, this time with a reflection in Pray Lake. The ripples in the lake were from a swimming beaver. Nikon D850 and 50mm f/1.8G.

A photo of a mountain and its reflection in a lake at sunset.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 04/09/2025

standing with glinner? no. i'm SITTING for DINNER. with my wife, who has not left me,

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evie.ps1 @eviedol.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

They said "Mr President, you can't go into the light", guess what? It’s the most perfect light. The best light, people are saying they have never seen a brighter and beautiful light. I'm calling it the Big Beautiful Light. We're going into that light better and in a way nobody has ever seen before.

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 28/08/2025

I believe in the egg prime directive in the same way that any decent starfleet captain believes in the regular prime directive: as something you are supposed and indeed morally compelled to break all the time but that allows you to go "ugh well here I go again" before you do

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

"Two people fighting the Bear Gulch fire on the Olympic Peninsula were arrested by federal law enforcement, in a confrontation described by firefighters and depicted in photos and video."

seattletimes.com

Federal agents arrest firefighters working on WA wildfire

Federal agents showed up northeast of Lake Cushman to check identification of crew members fighting Washington's largest active wildfire.

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evie.ps1 @eviedol.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

rocked a new dress for karaoke tonight ^^

a dumb trans girlie takes a bathroom selfie

a dumb trans girlie takes another bathroom selfie

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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 24/05/2024

fuck, marry, kill, hire, imprison, confide in, hold hands with, try to look at her eyes again without her noticing, pick up from the airport even though you had a really busy week and don't really have time to spare, swallow whole, bury in the woods, exhume from the peat bog, become, destroy, forget

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 21/07/2025

starting to think 'the economy' is a scam 🤔

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

I keep telling you all about The Plot to Enslave America and she's just blurting it out in front of everyone

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Ly-DIE-a DIE-ann @pizzafacts.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

My friend Ava(she/it) is a trans organizer who's struggling w/housing insecurity;2 unhoused trans women in her community R in a motel room til Friday w/her credit card; shes looking 4 help w/bill-$450. Housing maybe soon;she cant afford this& is struggling 2 raise money locally;NE help appreciated!

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evie.ps1 @eviedol.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Did you know the mainstream media is trying to hide the fact that this man loves our Hispanic communities more than anyone else? Google "Donald Trump Taco" to learn more!

A rare photo of Donald "TACO" Trump trying out a crappy tex-mex bowl with ground beef instead of chicken.

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evie.ps1 @eviedol.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

programming is just topping the computer

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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

The stars don’t even have a war they’re just in the background the whole series is bullshit

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 07/05/2025

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 30/04/2025

well, you 𝘢𝘳𝘦 a good pet aren't you?

a girl holding up a collar with a little heart and chain attached and saying "every good pet should wear one of these"

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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 23/04/2025

have a good one

Jillian the beagle walks along the curb of a road with a smile as she passes under a lush green tree

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🦋　Bluesky Support　🦋　(unofficial) @bsky.support · 21/07/2024

computers don’t even speak english do you know how hard this is

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Morgana Ignis @morganaignis.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Fuck the UK parliament

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

goldman sachs execs showing up to luigi mangione's cell like nick fury recruiting an avenger

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 07/04/2025

*watching a guy with pudding for a brain crash the global markets while everyone else flails about like a Muppet* lol great economic system u got there, did your mom pick it out for u?

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

“This can’t be happening. I’m in charge here!” “Do you feel in charge?”

Wall Street Guy and Bane from the third Nolan Batman movie.

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