Reposted by Elong MunchSpectrum News NY1 @spectrumnewsny1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The last speaker at the 9/11 remembrance ceremony lost his father to the attacks. 9367891762
Reposted by Elong MunchAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 04/09/2026these people are fucking freaks 611795171
Reposted by Elong MunchBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026"It's about protecting women's sports which, by the way, I hate more than anything in the world." 1935250728
Reposted by Elong MunchMLB HR Videos @mlbhrvideo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Kody Clemens' walk off grand slam (19) 0458
Reposted by Elong MunchKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026welp, I’m officially chopped, washed, capped, chunked, covered, smothered, etc 😑🔫 144175039
Reposted by Elong MunchThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Rapist solidarity 1131346
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026What’s this obsession with people apologizing or, conversely, “I told you soing” people? The only person who needs to apologize is Graham Platner for being a fucking rapist fraud. 000
Reposted by Elong Munchjeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 06/07/2026after hearing the latest Graham Platner accusation, i'm convinced: we need to abolish the Senate 213613
Reposted by Elong MunchAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 03/07/2026lol i swear to god this is an actual commercial that just ran on fox news 1781454327
Reposted by Elong MunchSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/06/2026*kisses fingers* 125977658
Reposted by Elong MunchInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 26/06/2026"Work ethic" You are a podcaster 016921
Reposted by Elong MunchDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Wild how you can watch this with the sound off and know instantly, just from the look on his face and the crowd responding to him, that he is saying the most bigoted shit imaginable. 1944449
Reposted by Elong MunchJoshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 24/06/2026sorry dave, they’re being greeted as liberators 141105110
Reposted by Elong MunchChris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I don’t know man, who is “the Democratic Party” if it’s not the voters?Democratic voters choose candidates, not party leaders. And party leaders need to listen to what voters are telling us - and right now they are demanding our party be bolder. 582118702248
Reposted by Elong Munchone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Knicks fans, it’s hard to process a playoff loss after a long win streak, but take a deep breath this morning and repeat to yourself: - That WAS the series turning point - The Spurs WILL win three of the next four - The League DOES want Wemby as their new face - You CAN’T stop it 1478784
Reposted by Elong MunchMicah @rincewind.run · 18/05/2026the president of the united states sued his own government for ten billion dollars and “settled” it by directing that government to use taxpayer money for a nearly two billion dollar slush fund to distribute to his political allies at will typing it out barely feels real 6165552084
Reposted by Elong MunchDrew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 15/05/2026The maker of jets that crashed and killed everyone onboard and the carmaker fined tens of millions for mishandled recalls have suddenly decided to sponsor their top regulator's reality show purely for the love of the open road www.wsj.com/business/boe...wsj.comBoeing, Toyota Donated $1 Million Each to Transportation Secretary’s Road-Trip ShowA video series will feature Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy and his family on a road trip to mark America’s 250th birthday and promote tourism. 34462472321
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 30/04/2026“I took the field sobriety test three time and ACED IT ALL THREE TIMES..” 000
Reposted by Elong MunchPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026i realize that i’m a lot more into fashion/style than the average person but i can barely comprehend being this much of a fucking slob. visibly greasy, barely able to dress himself. disgusting. 3673435
Reposted by Elong MunchBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Last month in The Onion:theonion.comRFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’WASHINGTON—To announce that his decades-long project to revolutionize modern oncology was nearing fruition, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Friday in ... 294109032218
Reposted by Elong Munchthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 07/04/2026"i didn't vote for this" 3731217
Reposted by Elong MunchMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 04/04/2026The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion 1317365989
Reposted by Elong MunchGoldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 26/03/2026Woman in Cambridge, MD hired some contractors and then called ICE on them just before they finished so she wouldn't have to pay them the $10k she owes them. She even provides ICE a ladder to help them get the contractors. 2161445653
Reposted by Elong MunchKevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 23/03/2026picture, thousan words, etc etc 14690702590
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Was gonna use the soyjak meme… but dudes pfp is already a fat face with a shitty beard. 101
Reposted by Elong MunchJustin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Our government is run by extremely serious and sober people. 66956041203
Reposted by Elong MunchJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 06/03/2026how it feels taking public transit rn 402041371
Reposted by Elong MunchKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??” 15189211600
Reposted by Elong MunchInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 04/03/2026"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard 574011490
Reposted by Elong MunchAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/02/2026stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright 73119753454
Reposted by Elong Munchfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 13/02/2026[if I were a congressman voice] look at you, you dumb fat cracker. you pasty ass cracker ass piggy. piggy want a burger? does the fat balding little piggy want a sloppy joe? I yield my time 2393
Reposted by Elong Munchleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/02/2026honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool 614439769
Reposted by Elong MunchLogan Dean @logandean.games · 08/02/2026They got the big game on at the bar 4757461493
Reposted by Elong Munchceej @ceej.online · 04/02/2026most cucked man alive. the only way he knows how to interact with the world is through smirking reddit comment cadence, and instantly falls apart with the slightest bit of pushback. a single interviewer who what the fuck are you talking about jesses him could cause him to weep on camera 2262154
Reposted by Elong MunchMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/02/2026It’s great when Elon Musk fans try to help 1114671672
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