Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 16hThe local media has been on the attack against state democrats for like 2 years and it’s really ramped up in the past month. It’s crazy, the Republicans aren’t even running on any actual platform just screaming about “fraud” over and over again and it’s actually working 😬 000
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 16hThere will be a fairly significant amount of Klobuchar/Tafoya voters and zero Demuth/Flanagan voters. I’m genuinely concerned about the senate because Tafoya’s fake “moderate” bullshit will play well in the suburbs. She’s never said what makes her a moderate 010
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026You should ask if Tafoya will condemn blatant law fare against a congresswoman from the state she is trying to represent 020
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Compare this statement with her own Senators statement.. can you move to Minnesota? 000
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Staying neutral to avoid turning off the pro-law fare voters.. let’s see how this plays out 000
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026They don’t like it when women wear hijab, they don’t like it when women wear shorts and tank tops. I’m thinking they just don’t like women 1422
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I imagine the SNL/JRE crossover audience is incredibly small 040
Reposted by Elong MunchIlhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced. 14704953811628
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The audience briefly laughed when he name dropped Rogan because they thought he was joking 😂 180
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Democrats didn’t want to risk losing the voters who skip around like dipshits 010
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Warrior is exactly the word that comes to mind. He’s been the most consistent offensive player all season 000
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This feels like some type of deal with the devil situation. In exchange for the best defense in the league, you’re not allowed to score touchdowns 000
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Conveniently leaving out the FBI chatting with a 16 year old boy for 2 years and selling him the weapon. Vile. 090
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026ICE agents shooting at a 5 year old endangers them you fucking hill billy 030
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I don’t even know what the Secretary of State of Minnesota even does, but I will not be voting for a mf named Tad Jude 000
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I walked away because I assumed they would kick it. As tempting as it is you should 100% kick the field goal to go up 17 000
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026He’s not even debating at this point. He has this election in the bag. This is 100% his push for democrats to nominate him in 2028 and so far, I can’t say it’s not working on me lol 020
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It won’t work. This is a desperate attempt to throw shit at the wall to see what sticks. They’ve already lost the midterms 041
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026All I know is if I see some bumpkin harassing my Somali neighbors, they’re getting their nose broken 0100
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think she does know that, which makes it worse. She’s not ignorant, she’s making a calculated decision that it would help her politically to throw trans people, specifically children, under the bus. 0112
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I don’t think he would find the appeal nor the humor in sucking on a tiddy for 3 hours straight 000
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026A lot of people in the comments complaining about the price, as if Coke isn’t dominating the drink market right now with exactly the same prices. Pepsi just sucks shit 110
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Wisconsin not beating the Minnesota evil twin allegations 000
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“My career as a pediatrician has always been about taking care of kids (except those kids)” 552411
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Well, everyone except the president who drinks 24 diet cokes a day 000
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ah I see. I get all of their different xenophobic gripes mixed up 040
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Isn’t Arizona State notoriously one of the easiest colleges to get into? 100
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’ll take my chances. I think we will fair well against the fat maga losers who are afraid of their own shadows 000
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He was really bad on Sunday, which was weird because as you can see in that video, no rush at all 000
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don’t think any one is trashing them for winning. Just pointing out that they aren’t in the same class as the other 4-0 teams. As a fan, their offense has been abysmal. The defense is bound to have a bad game at some point, do you trust this offense to outscore someone in that situation? 140
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026And this is why democrats should NEVER fall into the trap of disavowing people like Hasan Piker. Instead, ask why Republicans can’t disavow the current President advocating for a country we are currently at war with to bomb two large US cities. 000
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’d like someone to explain to me why having an “ideological bias” is a bad thing. Because it sounds like just having beliefs and values, which are good! 020
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hmmm I’d rather not “cure” my ideological bias, thanks though! 000
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I rated Abraham Lincoln as a failure because he was assassinated. 000
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Whole left side of the line in trouble in an instant 😞 020
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m glad journalists are asking these type of questions now. Wemby did that. 020
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think the marks are because they weren’t on the injury report those days. Could be wrong tho! 000
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Are you calling Tom Homan a liar?” Is the sky blue? I feel sorry for any Americans who don’t have a fighter like Ilhan representing them 1502
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Not just filed. Settled confidentially with some legal experts estimating between 1.5 and 3.5 million dollars per accuser! 1170
Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What do you colleagues think of this? You sit on panels with retired players and sports broadcasters everyday. Do they agree that Deshaun Watson should be rehabilitated? 240