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Elong Munch

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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 16h
The local media has been on the attack against state democrats for like 2 years and it’s really ramped up in the past month. It’s crazy, the Republicans aren’t even running on any actual platform just screaming about “fraud” over and over again and it’s actually working 😬
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 16h
There will be a fairly significant amount of Klobuchar/Tafoya voters and zero Demuth/Flanagan voters. I’m genuinely concerned about the senate because Tafoya’s fake “moderate” bullshit will play well in the suburbs. She’s never said what makes her a moderate
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 20h
Has she spoken in public before? Like at any level?
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You should ask if Tafoya will condemn blatant law fare against a congresswoman from the state she is trying to represent
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Compare this statement with her own Senators statement.. can you move to Minnesota?
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Staying neutral to avoid turning off the pro-law fare voters.. let’s see how this plays out
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They don’t like it when women wear hijab, they don’t like it when women wear shorts and tank tops. I’m thinking they just don’t like women
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I imagine the SNL/JRE crossover audience is incredibly small
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The audience briefly laughed when he name dropped Rogan because they thought he was joking 😂
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Democrats didn’t want to risk losing the voters who skip around like dipshits
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Warrior is exactly the word that comes to mind. He’s been the most consistent offensive player all season
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
wtf was that?
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This feels like some type of deal with the devil situation. In exchange for the best defense in the league, you’re not allowed to score touchdowns
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Conveniently leaving out the FBI chatting with a 16 year old boy for 2 years and selling him the weapon. Vile.
Right wing propaganda
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ICE agents shooting at a 5 year old endangers them you fucking hill billy
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t even know what the Secretary of State of Minnesota even does, but I will not be voting for a mf named Tad Jude
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I walked away because I assumed they would kick it. As tempting as it is you should 100% kick the field goal to go up 17
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He’s not even debating at this point. He has this election in the bag. This is 100% his push for democrats to nominate him in 2028 and so far, I can’t say it’s not working on me lol
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It won’t work. This is a desperate attempt to throw shit at the wall to see what sticks. They’ve already lost the midterms
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nope, not charming enough
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All I know is if I see some bumpkin harassing my Somali neighbors, they’re getting their nose broken
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think she does know that, which makes it worse. She’s not ignorant, she’s making a calculated decision that it would help her politically to throw trans people, specifically children, under the bus.
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And people still buy it over that Pepsi swill!
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t think he would find the appeal nor the humor in sucking on a tiddy for 3 hours straight
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A lot of people in the comments complaining about the price, as if Coke isn’t dominating the drink market right now with exactly the same prices. Pepsi just sucks shit
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wisconsin not beating the Minnesota evil twin allegations
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Some say he’s the most busted man of all time..
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“My career as a pediatrician has always been about taking care of kids (except those kids)”
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well, everyone except the president who drinks 24 diet cokes a day
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ah I see. I get all of their different xenophobic gripes mixed up
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Isn’t Arizona State notoriously one of the easiest colleges to get into?
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Newburgh Four
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ll take my chances. I think we will fair well against the fat maga losers who are afraid of their own shadows
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Newburgh Four
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Exactly
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He was really bad on Sunday, which was weird because as you can see in that video, no rush at all
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t think any one is trashing them for winning. Just pointing out that they aren’t in the same class as the other 4-0 teams. As a fan, their offense has been abysmal. The defense is bound to have a bad game at some point, do you trust this offense to outscore someone in that situation?
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And this is why democrats should NEVER fall into the trap of disavowing people like Hasan Piker. Instead, ask why Republicans can’t disavow the current President advocating for a country we are currently at war with to bomb two large US cities.
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’d like someone to explain to me why having an “ideological bias” is a bad thing. Because it sounds like just having beliefs and values, which are good!
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hmmm I’d rather not “cure” my ideological bias, thanks though!
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I rated Abraham Lincoln as a failure because he was assassinated.
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whole left side of the line in trouble in an instant 😞
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m glad journalists are asking these type of questions now. Wemby did that.
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think the marks are because they weren’t on the injury report those days. Could be wrong tho!
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rest
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Are you calling Tom Homan a liar?” Is the sky blue? I feel sorry for any Americans who don’t have a fighter like Ilhan representing them
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not just filed. Settled confidentially with some legal experts estimating between 1.5 and 3.5 million dollars per accuser!
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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What do you colleagues think of this? You sit on panels with retired players and sports broadcasters everyday. Do they agree that Deshaun Watson should be rehabilitated?
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