Reposted by EllenThomas Rushton @thomasrushton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Enid Blyton has gone a bit dark... 051
Reposted by EllenBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Damn right I’m pro LGBT Lasagne, Garlic Bread, Tiramisu 09615
Reposted by EllenFrances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 20/08/2026i've been going to a weekly support group called Hope but every once in a while they skip a week 272199307
Reposted by EllenJT 👻 @jazztee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comTom EnojadoALT: Tom Enojado 28919
Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I do enjoy the fringe-y latin dresses that give full carwash vibes #Strictly 000
Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bethany and Nancy were already going to be one of my automatic votes, I’m happy they can actually dance too #Strictly 160
Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026As my friend pointed out last week, it’s hard to believe that Johannes and Josh are somehow the same species #Strictly 051
Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How does Neil still have a job, why is he still lurking in the background? #Strictly 140
Reposted by EllenSteven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"you work on your personality" is the most devastating critique I can imagine, I would cry for weeks #SCD 1215
Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Not changed my mind, there’s something about Will that gives me the ick #Strictly 020
Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m late, but I’m here for #Strictly. Good to see Emma is carrying on Tess’s tradition of dresses that don’t quite work somehow 130
Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Gonna be thinking about Aubrey calling the UK the Florida of Europe for a while, I think she might be right 😳 010
Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A random stranger told me my new tattoo was cute, and y’know what? They’re right 010
Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m having a lovely time watching The Love Hypothesis with emotional support from @shehulking.bsky.social 011
Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just saw tube mice at Holborn! I haven’t seen tube mice in ages! 000
Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Introduced my orchestra friends to Fat Bear Week, my work here is done 010
Reposted by EllenOwen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 19/09/2026lil bald fat guy erasure www.digitalspy.com/tv/a73497877...digitalspy.comHercule Poirot is back! First look at Agatha Christie's detective in "epic" new BBC dramaHe means business. 2342774
Reposted by Ellenalexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026if you don't support trans rights, you are a loser 121581362
Reposted by EllenAsterix Archiv 🐗 @comedix.de · 20/09/2026Eine schöne Bastel- und Malarbeit. Manchmal trägt Obelix den Hinkelstein. Manchmal ist Obelix der Hinkelstein. Dürfte nicht leicht gewesen sein, diesen Stein zu finden. #Asterix #Fanart 162722633
Reposted by EllenAriadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 19/09/2026this Cerberus of reactions will be useful going forward #scd #strictly 0547
Reposted by EllenGabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"Smoke me a kipper, Arthur - and none for those greedy pilots, they don't deserve it" RIP Stephanie Cole 1711322
Reposted by EllenRedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A very sad farewell to Stephanie Cole, queen of British comedy in every form. May an inexpensive charter jet fly her swiftly to her rest on gilded wings. 1120571
Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? 1102
Reposted by EllenPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Literacy crisis: everyone is mad at Ed Sheeran, but if you actually read his statement he specifically said he’s not complicit 816247488
Reposted by EllenGabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour 3257501533
Reposted by EllenJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank 128115891942
Reposted by EllenCello is fundraising for The Trevor Project🦋 @altocello.bsky.social · 14/09/2026it's a trash CAN, not a trash CAN'T 010043
Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026They should show Strictly and Bake Off and similar in pubs like they do for sports 041
Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Followed this with a 2 hour nap in bed for a perfect Sunday afternoon 000
Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Watching Practical Magic on a rainy Sunday with my knitting is absolutely peak Autumn Vibes 010
Reposted by EllenA Bookish Girl @abookishgirl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I used to make phone calls on a rotary phone and have to speak to my friends’ PARENTS. You absolutely cannot scare me. 071
Reposted by EllenWords From Darran @shinraalpha.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Strange & Mysterious Ghosts is out TODAY!! please share it far and wide and buy it so i keep being allowed to write horrible little books for children 👻 3107
Reposted by EllenBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW 474793953
Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The problem with being friends with @shehulking.bsky.social is that you’ll be going along all fine and then you’ll have Memory from Cats stuck in your head for days 141
Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026So excited we’re at one of my favourite times of the year, aka year 7s in blazers they’ve been bought to grow into 020
Reposted by EllenSophie E. Hill @sophieehill.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Protip: Balaclavas impair peripheral vision, making it much easier to sneak up and sellotape "I support Palestine Action" posters on their backs. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...theguardian.comBlack-clad protesters in balaclavas block road at port of Dover in KentTraffic on A20 in and out of port grinds to halt as Kent police say they are in attendance and engaging with group 0105
Reposted by EllenThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Having described Dublin's Wax Museum as featuring "Brendan O’Carroll’s Mrs Brown spitting a jet of water from her mouth while farting on a toilet", I worry this might lead you to presume this was a delightfully heightened bit of absurdism on my part. Dear reader, this is not the case. 2023554
Reposted by EllenStephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Remember: it could be someone you know. 3483109
Reposted by EllenTyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 31/08/2026robber: GIVE ME THE MONEY cashier: ok 😭😭😭 robber: PUT IN A BAG cashier: they're 25¢ now is that ok 😭😭😭 101229195
Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I just saw a hedgehog! I was very careful not to drive over it 010
Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Didn’t realise the sertraline issues with finishing also applied to books 010
Reposted by EllenDr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty British cook or baker: for goodness sake, why can’t you give quantities for dry ingredients by weight? 411124182
Reposted by EllenJen Rice @jenrice.bsky.social · 18/08/2026BREAKING: It made the final cut. Congratulations, Michigan, you might have the best voting sticker of 2026. 5179041771
![[Scene is a parody of a 1970s Public Information Film. A young girl is going home from school.]
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[She leaves the school gates].
VOICEOVER:
The world today
is full of people.
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You meet lots of them every day.
[The girl crosses the road with the help of a LOLLIPOP MAN]
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LOLLIPOP MAN says ’to camera’ [girl’s POV]:
Mind ‘ow you go, love.
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But every time you meet one,
[She gets on a bus]
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BUS DRIVER [also talking to camera]:
That’ll be 40p, please
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[She enters a sweet shop]
You must always think to yourself:
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[The kindly looking woman behind the counter hands her a bag of pick n mix]
KINDLY WOMAN:
There y’are, sweet’art...
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[Voiceover again]:
Could *they* be a person who leaves one-star reviews for things when they get sent the wrong item?
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[The woman picks up a smartphone to write something]
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[Cut to a view of her phone screen, it is an Amazon review page for Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro]:
Never Let Me Go
by Kazuo Ishiguro
[one star]
THIS ISN’T A PRIT STICK
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[Woman looks ‘to camera’ at the girl, sinisterly]
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[Girl’s terrified face behind the ad’s final text line]:
Always have one-star-reviewers-of-things-for-not-being-other-things sense.
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