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@ellenm.bsky.social
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Reader, knitter, nosy person about town, she/her 🏳️‍🌈

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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Legit snorted at this
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m reminded of when Jeffrey Archer went to prison at the same time as Jonathan Aitken and my dad was hopeful that they were just working their way through the Tory party alphabetically
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just ordered a Pact coffee advent calendar, are we all excited for me to be an insufferable coffee snob for the month of December
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh good, Nikita’s nips are out. I was worried we weren’t going to see them this weekend #Strictly
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know we’d all look like a hot mess sitting next to JoJo, but I do feel like they could have dressed Josh in slightly more glam than a school polo shirt
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Antigone @antigoneinthebes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People don’t realize how serious the situation is.
A graph showing number of Germanies over time. Losing one on October 3rd 1990 means by projection we are only decades before reaching -1 Germany in 2072
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We’re seeing a lot in those jeans
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
shout out to whoever on the Strictly production team is clearly a menace on AO3. #scd #strictly
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I enjoyed that so much!!! My girls!!! #Strictly
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LESBIANSSSSSSS #Strictly
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shirley hugging the little shoes like she’s leaving the club at 2 am and given up on heels #Strictly
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If ever there was a year to watch a man tear up a nazi flag
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve eaten 2 bags of these now and they get a lot of flavouring pack in, I’m a fan
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LITTLE SHOES
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Will still gives me the ick #strictly
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The subtle sparkle! The floaty sleeves! The slit!
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I stand by my initial reaction, what a look #Strictly
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We know I’m always here for a Charleston and it was pretty good for week 2
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was also distracted by whatever that thing on Julian’s head is
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The bloody CGI, nope #strictly
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, absolutely! To both things!
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It felt like a fever dream
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Craig is equally thirsty, he should be ok
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I do love how theme week costumes are either stunning or you did something to upset Vicky Gill and she’s letting the world know #Strictly
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At least when they had a choice of a few styles there was some consistency
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You know when you feel like your hallucinating, but no, it’s just Nikita #strictly
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lauren looks stunning, gosh! #Strictly
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Paul Ferguson @pokemonpaul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross Kemp anytime someone looks at him #CelebrityTraitors
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#CelebrityTraitors Nobody: Not a soul: Your local non-denominational queer church that has a great knit and natter group:
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Thomas Rushton @thomasrushton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Enid Blyton has gone a bit dark...
Screen capture from The Guardian website.
Headline: "Five arrested for alleged terrorism offences after 'major incident' near RAF Fairford"

Picture below is an overhead image of a couple of white vans and some sort of robot approaching them.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Damn right I’m pro LGBT Lasagne, Garlic Bread, Tiramisu
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 20/08/2026
i've been going to a weekly support group called Hope but every once in a while they skip a week
calendar event: No Hope Today
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Never don’t enjoy Anton saying “saaaaaamba” #Strictly
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The universe knows you love a curly haired boy
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JT 👻 @jazztee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Tom Enojado
ALT: Tom Enojado
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lauren wearing her dog sweater, I love her #Strictly
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I do enjoy the fringe-y latin dresses that give full carwash vibes #Strictly
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Right?! I’d be happy with that but we get to watch good dancing too!
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bethany and Nancy were already going to be one of my automatic votes, I’m happy they can actually dance too #Strictly
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
More men should wear eyeliner #Strictly
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As my friend pointed out last week, it’s hard to believe that Johannes and Josh are somehow the same species #Strictly
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The definition of someone who must know where the bodies are buried
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How does Neil still have a job, why is he still lurking in the background? #Strictly
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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"you work on your personality" is the most devastating critique I can imagine, I would cry for weeks #SCD
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not changed my mind, there’s something about Will that gives me the ick #Strictly
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m late, but I’m here for #Strictly. Good to see Emma is carrying on Tess’s tradition of dresses that don’t quite work somehow
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gonna be thinking about Aubrey calling the UK the Florida of Europe for a while, I think she might be right 😳
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A random stranger told me my new tattoo was cute, and y’know what? They’re right
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m having a lovely time watching The Love Hypothesis with emotional support from @shehulking.bsky.social
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