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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 6h
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 5h
Honestly I’d change the whole #CelebrityTraitors game format: don’t care if you’re a Traitor or Faithful, let’s see how much we can wind up Ross Kemp over the next few days
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 5h
See, I don’t have the nerve to be a Traitor, Claudia could pick me and I’d just refuse to take the oath 🤷‍♀️
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 6h
Catching up on #CelebrityTraitors like… truly does Amol Rajan think he comes across as a nice guy on the news, is that how he thinks he is
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 7h
Everyone comes to the stage door at the Noel Coward in a way they didn’t at the Bridge which means I’ve said some deeply insane (positive) things to John Dagleish about his performance as the Baker. So… he’s welcome I guess.
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 8h
I don’t object to people filming in the theatre but be sneaky about it my god. The woman next to me who kept getting her phone out, scrolling, and occasionally filming in a distracting way, is going to find in all her videos that the person next to her was singing along. Every time.
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 9h
New Into The Woods still magical, still much less good than the Bridge version, some character choices good, some character choices hmmmmmm
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 11h
I’m at Into The Woods tonight so will have to try and avoid Traitors spoilers 🙈
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 18h
You can see the genocide from space. Yet still it is widely denied.
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 12h
Once again making frantic calls around GPs and pharmacies, why do I bother trying to medicate my mental illness
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 19h
Mmmm seems fine
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Okay I’m catching up on House of Games for today and I’m going to be yelling about the gnome thing for DAYS
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sniffling on the sofa because they pals, they frolic in the surf
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of these days I'll be a bit worried that I can only work while listening to some version of Sweeney Todd, because all the melodrama and murder are the only way I can cope with what a mess work is at the moment. For today: Josh Groban yelling WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I want Fatiha to talk me through all my life crises #potterythrowdown
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I truly love the Celebrity Pottery-Off so so much. It is the ultimate in feelgood television. I could do 10 weeks of it.
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Having thought about it, my initial pick for my Celebrity Traitors if I was running the show would be: James Acaster, Hannah Fry, and Leigh-Anne Pinnock. I will not be taking questions at this time.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Have lost my voice completely, which is fine in that I don’t really need it, but annoying in that like, it’s my voice
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Too early for movie week WTF
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sarah and Julian brutally unremarked #Strictly
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kai’s curls are a lovely special gift chosen for me, personally #Strictly
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#Strictly Watching Bethany and Nancy like
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Saoirse Ronan in Little Women: WOMEN!!!
ALT: Saoirse Ronan in Little Women: WOMEN!!!
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m not sure they were in hold enough but I looooved Bethany and Nancy 😍 The aesthetic, the costumes, and good groundwork? #Strictly
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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"you work on your personality" is the most devastating critique I can imagine, I would cry for weeks #SCD
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It is cruel to make someone do a paso week one #Strictly
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know what, this not a bad samba? There’s some hips?? #Strictly
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nancy’s dressssss 😍 #Strictly
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sorting through our Bird & Blend tea stash only to discover we arranged it by seasonal ~vibe
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s always funny to me when That One Musical Theatre YouTuber pops up on my feed because he and I fundamentally disagree on everything. I think we both love Mischief Theatre shows and the rest… total disconnect. He hates what I love.
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m having a lovely time watching The Love Hypothesis with emotional support from @shehulking.bsky.social
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watch to the end for a cameo from yours truly ✌️ www.instagram.com/reel/Ddrkaw8...
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Into The Woods on Instagram: "And so the next chapter of #IntoTheWoodsOnStage begins. 👀🌳 📍Noël Coward Theatre"
29 likes, 0 comments - intothewoodsonstage on September 24, 2026: "And so the next chapter of #IntoTheWoodsOnStage begins. 👀🌳 📍Noël Coward Theatre".
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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would love for Burnham, or any Labour politician, to explain why banning alcohol from football stands is "discriminatory" but effectively banning trans people from gender affirming care ot a right to a public life is perfectly fine and not discrimination at all.
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#illness Had to call in sick to work but whatever I’ve got that’s been making me feel like shit for the last two days has gone into my sinuses
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Awww it does miss the last minute of the show so I can’t see Jamie singing my tattoo
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I regret looking at the youtube comments - this was early in the run so I’ll accept there might be fluffs (haven’t had time to look properly yet) but I think the staging and choices here understand Into The Woofs the way I do so people criticising feels very personal
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Um friends who wanted to see that Into The Woods and couldn’t… it’s on youtube. Only recently gone up and based on the mannerisms quite early in the run. But. Oh my god. Oh my god. No idea when or if it’ll be taken down. Give me a shout if you want the link
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m very sick but on the plus side I do get Lemsip
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m really enjoying the Love Hypothesis movie but the removal of Finn/Poe has made me sad
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wasn’t well enough to dress up tonight but I’ve realised I might not have introduced you guys to this excellent Seth Lakeman t-shirt
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s not perfect - I’m not sure about the choice to cast an opera singer as Rapunzel? She’s got a beautiful voice but it’s not meshing with the musical voices right. I think they need to tweak the lighting because it’s very dark when it shouldn’t be, and they’re taking some songs too fast.
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The princes grabbed each other’s open shirt collars in a homoerotic way, we’re so back, baby
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Some people near me as we were leaving were complaining about how bored they were and how they lost interest “while they were singing about nothing” and I was this close to throwing hands in the theatre
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can’t tell if the orchestra is smaller, maybe they’re tucked away more??
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We had a really prolonged applause after the woods were revealed for the first time 💜
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s that thing of having to let go of the cast you loved so you can appreciate the new cast and what they’re doing! And they are doing well!! So well!
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There’s been a couple of timing fluffs, Kate needed a prompt in the Witch’s first song, and the space is a little smaller than the Bridge so they’re working it out a smidge. BUT it’s very good so far, room to settle and grow but a solid foundation.
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Vital merch update
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m quite poorly but I really want to see the opening night of West End Into The Woods so am dragging myself there for at least the first half
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