Reposted by Eliot Beer
This whole thread makes me want to go straight down to generative AI headquarters with a hammer.
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[Guardian headline title]
Inspiring Travel Ideas for 2026
Chosen By Our Readers Who Are Microplastics
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Stuck for somewhere to go on holiday this year? Microplastic Guardian readers offer their travel tips
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A Pristine highland river
This glorious unspoilt Scottish river feels a million miles from a sausage roll packet, but it’s actually just a short picnic away!
Paul and David, sausage roll packet bits
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Breathtaking Mountaintop
True travellers know it’s not about the destination, but the journey. We simply left our plastic bag with no plan, hopping a serendipitously from gust to gust all the way to the Haute-Pyrénées
Sue and Tom, bits of plastic bag
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Polar Bear’s balls
Since we left our Space Invaders packet in 1983, we've developed a taste for adventure. Most tourists are happy with package holidays in European genitals, but the Arctic Circle has some wonderful undiscovered testes.
Janet and Ian, crisp packet particles
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Human foetus
Human placentas are such tourist traps, with every single one on Earth now occupied by microplastic holidaymakers. We've gone ‘off the beaten track’ and entered the a delightful foetus’s lungs.
The Wilsons, ground Ford Ka indicator wand.
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Liz Truss
We’ve spent four glorious summers in the frontal cortex of former UK Government star, Elizabeth Truss. A truly vibrant spot to just sit back, relax, and watch the colourful thoughts roll by!
Diogo and Shawna, spork dust
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Your Child’s Eyeball
The wonder of travel is seeing the world with fresh eyes, and you can't get fresher than the eyes of your kid. Easily accessible via the bloodstream.
Dennis, polyurethane spray foam
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The Mariana Trench
Ever since we were dropped into the sea in 2022, we’ve strayed ever further from the ’tourist trail’. Last year we found this blissfully peaceful Pacific trench.
Louise and Di- fragment of Rebekah Vardy’s agent’s phone case
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