Eliot Beer @eliotbeer.co.uk · 10/05/2026Happy birthday Ewa! Here is Clarence interrupting a call with my mum to express his displeasure at the presence of Bandit on the landing. Bandit, aka God's Perfect Idiot, can be seen assuming one of his very normal positions. 040
Eliot Beer @eliotbeer.co.uk · 05/01/2026This is deeply misleading - you have to push a button to start recording. The "caution" in the quote only relates to storing recordings in the cloud. I think this product is dorky as hell, and I don't for one moment like it. But it's NOT recording all the time. JFC. 000
Eliot Beer @eliotbeer.co.uk · 05/01/2026Look. I hate the endless force-feeding of AI "features" as much as the next sane person. But the article - unlike the misleadingly selected quote from it - makes it clear the user has to push a button to start recording. Please can we lose our minds about the REAL stuff, and not fake problems?? 010
Eliot Beer @eliotbeer.co.uk · 19/11/2025Maybe he's talking about it in a really stupid way, in a way that no-one in the sector ever would. But there's no good-faith reading of his words which concludes he's talking literally about the physics concept known as electrons - as the very next lines in the interview demonstrate: 100
Eliot Beer @eliotbeer.co.uk · 24/10/2025Clarence wishes Daphne all the best for her arrival anniversary, and hopes the standards do start to rise soon... 020
Eliot Beer @eliotbeer.co.uk · 07/07/2025.l,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,; ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| #ClarencePosting #proofofcat 020
Eliot Beer @eliotbeer.co.uk · 24/05/2025Ooo just bought! FYI there might be something up with your checkout (or it just really hates Firefox), because the order summary box was stuck over the form - even with adblock and stuff turned off. I had to tab through the fields to fill everything in and click buttons, etc. 220
Eliot Beer @eliotbeer.co.uk · 13/04/2025Terry Gilliam's Brazil has to be the reference work here: everything starts with an administrative error, and spirals (bureaucratically) out of control from there. 0150
Eliot Beer @eliotbeer.co.uk · 12/04/2025Here's Google searches for "prince harry" "prince william" and "prince charles" from 2004 to date. Harry is by far the most popular of the three, despite those being the former heir apparent (now king) and the current heir apparent. 130
Eliot Beer @eliotbeer.co.uk · 02/02/2025I understand where she's coming from. (Also, Sooty is a magnificent Orb!) Our Clarence is attempting to introduce a social media ban. It's only partially effective. 000
Eliot Beer @eliotbeer.co.uk · 02/01/2025This reminded me of Tumblr-famous artist Iguanamouth's Unusual Dragon Hoard project - they did some fantastic ones (including quilts!) All of them here (some NSFW, also pretty freaky): lizardshuffle.tumblr.com/tagged/hoards 021
Eliot Beer @eliotbeer.co.uk · 16/12/2024The only thing I can think of is the Gaia Atlas of Planet Management, which I was similarly absorbed by as a kid. I don't think that's what you are describing - but just in case: archive.org/details/gaia... 100
Eliot Beer @eliotbeer.co.uk · 11/12/2024I think your void went to the same school of elegance that ours did... 110
Eliot Beer @eliotbeer.co.uk · 29/11/2024Not only is it completely fascinating to see these records, but the links included in Dr Al-Rashid's posts include side-by-side transliteration and translation of the text - with each transliterated word hyperlinked and defined. (I'm sure this isn't new, I've just not seen this personally before...) 1233
Eliot Beer @eliotbeer.co.uk · 25/11/2024The latest update from Clarence's bottom: "∆;lderw.jk////////....rrrrf˙∆˚˚˚˚˚˚ç√ §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§≈" #ProofOfCat 050
Eliot Beer @eliotbeer.co.uk · 12/11/2024Clarence says good morning, but DO NOT TOUCH THE TUM. #ProofOfCat 0263
Eliot Beer @eliotbeer.co.uk · 04/11/2024Apparently this is something we're supposed to do. Bluesky, meet Clarence, adopted from the RSPCA in February after putting off everyone else by being distant and hissy. #ProofOfCat 1312