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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm sorry, but the audiobook of Gromit's autobiography should be marked as "read by the author" and then just be 8hrs of silence.

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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026

americans on bluesky: britains invaded the world for spices and don't use any lol lmao americans on social media when nobody else is looking: i do not own any salt or pepper

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David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Have unlinked some idiot’s bank account from multiple Plaid connections today. I wish they provided a more entertaining path like this.

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The Royal Tenenbaums @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Anybody feel like grabbing a couple of burgers and hitting the cemetery?

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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 01/10/2026

hot take: software people are going to regret not unionizing when we could

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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables

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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple

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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother”

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David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Cardioid microphones are woke

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 21/09/2026

Ross Douthat looks like if The Brain was also Pinky

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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?

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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)

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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My fave Kubrick anecdote - David Prowse on acting in A Clockwork Orange: 'So you want me to carry Patrick Magee, who weighs 17Olbs, plus the wheelchair, another 30lbs, so 200lbs, down the stairs & then do a dialogue scene?' 'Yeah, you can do it.' 'I know but your name isn't One Take Kubrick, is it?'

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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Stop saying you are childless. Describe yourself instead as "the genome's ultimate form ".

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Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 18/09/2026

"Bill, we want to bring you back for a part in our new blockbuster, Raiders of the Lost Ark." "You're not gonna call me 'Porkins' again, are you?" "No." "What's my character's name?" "Major Eaton." "Fuck you, George"

X-wing pilot Jek Porkins in the cockpit in Star Wars

US government man Major Eaton and the other government guy, getting briefed on the Ark of the Covenant in Raiders of the Lost Ark

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Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 17/09/2026

Who run Beautytown?

A very old-fashioned yellow shingle for a business called MASTER BLASTER HAIR CARE. I took this picture in Cincinnati, Ohio

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hoya81.bsky.social @hoya81.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is why you see lapsed Catholics riding for Pope Leo against the likes of JD Vance. They didn’t spend all that time in the pews, at the post-Mass pancake breakfasts, toiling away in the CCD mines etc to see a Johnny come lately rag on someone who reminds them of the only priest they ever liked.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

don't worry, kid. you can finish in aella.

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David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My mom is nearly 88 with advanced dementia and is more engaged with the world than this

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xarph @xar.ph · 10/09/2026

A fact about zaibatsus that lives rent free in my head from a decade working in one is that they end up buying very strange businesses that have no real connection to the rest of the conglomerate solely to ship executives there. Usually this is a fish cannery. This dude is going to the fish cannery

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Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

A very Northeastern Pennsylvania headline

Eight men wanted after Kielbasa Festival shooting (WBRE 28 / WYOU 22

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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign

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David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

THIS ISN’T THE NORMAL ABBREVIATION FOR PEDIATRICS, PERIODONTIST

Extremely poorly named form for new pediatric patients: New Pedo Form

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evil maid @lenazun.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I found your perl scripts

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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck

This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

loving the replies saying "sure 12 would be good but 13 would be better" I have excellent news for y'all about what a "baker's dozen" is

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The moment a man says “distro” you are about to receive information against your will.

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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

if you say yinz without having pooped in an open air basement toilet you're doing stolen valor

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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 28/08/2026

A lotta yall still dont get it. People can use multiple informal second person pronouns on a single group. So if you have 1 yall and 3 yinz-es you can create 3 informal second person pronouns.

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David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Looking forward to De la Soul’s “4 is a very non competitive number” single soon

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David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

since it was started with two execs from Nettwerk (known as an Industrial label at the time) this isn’t too far-fetched?

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David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Oh the amount of time lost figuring out the numbers that spelled out “country” when the phone system stopped listening at “o”

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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Vance can't say anything about Parton's passing because he's a kid from rough circumstances who then chose to spend the rest of his life punishing everyone else for it and pulling up any ladder he climbed behind him so no one else can use it.

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Eddie Current @cheatlines.co · 21/08/2026

looking for a bad bitch to hunt me like T-1000

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David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I have supported stuff like this

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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026

How to win at most all things:

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

an IQ test is just any test you take online. IQ stands for Internet Questions

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026

A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"

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David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I forgot that Cincinnati is basically The South and is therefore air-conditioned AF even though it’s not even 70 today

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David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

If nothing comes of this by-election, Count Binface has a promising future as an “American” murderer or murder victim on any number of mystery series.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/08/2026

They had to put a little falconry hood over his head so he would calm down and stay in the box

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