David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 08/09/2026THIS ISN’T THE NORMAL ABBREVIATION FOR PEDIATRICS, PERIODONTIST 001
David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 07/04/2026“The Times was also unable to verify the existence of Doctors Suq Madiq and Munchma Quchi quoted in other Medvi ads.” 136721
David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Here’s a closeup from one my employer sold this year. (Auction house, and we sell 2-3 Birkins a month) The stamp on the MaL bag is wrong and the stitching is too straight to be hand done. 0140
David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Disappointed this color didn’t make the cut because I wanted to take every opportunity to tell people the name like Jim Broadbent in Hot Fuzz saying “crusty jugglers” 020
David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 02/10/2025They’ve finally outdone the Google Assistant ads behind home plate a few years ago that mostly read “Google Ass“ 130
David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Mystery drain pipe in the exact spot I was planting a tree. That side of the yard is a half lot that has never had a house on it, so a drain there is weird. Assuming it’s abandoned but moving the tree a foot forward anyway. 010
David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Weird clouds tonight. These are going almost directly west to east 000
David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Nothing but the timeliest content from Cleveland dot com 000
David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Post thanksgiving project to fix the left side door on the built in china cabinet that wouldn’t close. After a couple of hours of work, I now have a right side door on the built in china cabinet that won’t close. 010
David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Willow, Senior Green Bean Quality Control Specialist hard at work the night before Thanksgiving. 110
David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 10/10/2024Spain making up for the lame clothes dryers with a $3.73 breakfast. Noted this on the last trip to France that we pay *way* more for generally worse food in the US 000
David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 10/10/2024Two nearly ubiquitous aspects of European vacation apartments: Nespresso and a clothes dryer that’s incapable of drying anything completely. 000
David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2024Somebody must have talked to a grown up yesterday. 020
David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 07/08/2024And then there’s whatever the hell is going on with this guy. Men’s Wearhouse should see how much the rights to Garanimals would cost. 160
David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 13/05/2024Important reporting only the New York Times can give you 000
David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 20/04/2024In case anyone is wondering “is it also wrong in exactly the same way about Passover? Oh yes, absolutely. 2321
David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 20/04/2024Somewhere it got bad information about ecclesiastical lunar calculations and refuses to let go. 1190
David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 19/04/2024It’s never going to get it right if its date for the paschal full moon is off by 12 days. (Bede and everyone else involved in perfecting the computus wept) 2270
David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 08/04/2024Jasper required the Babushka of Calming because too many people were walking by on the way to the park 081
David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 11/02/2024Megan McArdle saying “I live in a DC bubble” without saying “I live in a DC bubble” 100
David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 06/02/2024What to do with your bar’s Smokeeter almost 2 decades on from Ohio banning smoking? Turn it into an Easter Egg for people sitting at this corner of the bar 010
David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 04/02/2024Two sunny days in a row. Birds not moving much yet, most interesting things today were a group of American Tree Sparrows and a flock of at least 70 robins that was very active but almost completely silent. Solo grackle at home, so the blackbirds are coming soon. 120
David Miller @dvmiller.bsky.social · 30/12/2023Boo. Luck ran out after 46-ish months. Test was positive before the control line appeared. I was already pretty certain after I woke up at 3am BECAUSE ALL MY TEETH HURT. 000
