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Edaureen The Ninth (a.k.a Doreen Sheridan)

@dvaleris.bsky.social
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Professional book critic, amateur cellist, full-time polymath. Occasional game designer, perpetual game enthusiast. Mom of 3 in the DMV. Arsenal till I die. S/H linktr.ee/dvaleris

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Nathan Phillips @nathanphillips.bsky.social · 9h
Get this man a job writing headlines NOW
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 16h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Sophia Babai @swingingstorm.bsky.social · 13h
Please take care of yourself, take breaks from social media whenever you need to, and don't mistake posting for morality. You don't need to weigh in on everything, especially when that thing cuts into your personal traumas.
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RP @rpdeshaies.farirpgs.com · 29/09/2026
Printing is more expensive Shipping is more expensive So books are more expensive But because everything is also more expensive, people probably don’t have that much to spend on somethings that’s also gotten more expensive
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 16h
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 12h
This is really good and I also had no idea about the pre-City Pep stuff.
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tor-in-the-mud @toothandshore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kraldum: a solo fantasy mudlarking RPG is live on Gamefound! create your mudlark, descend to the foreshore, uncover treasures & ancient mysteries, & do your best to survive. here begins a megathread where i go on about this thing until all targets are obliterated 💙 gamefound.com/en/projects/...
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Kraldum: Solo Fantasy Mudlarking RPG by tooth & shore - Gamefound
Go down to the shore below the city. Collect what you can. Survive what lurks there and beat the rising waters to make it home.
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Xun-ling Au 歐迅灵 🏴 @xunlingau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Junta in Myanmar killed almost 50 people in a single airstrike on a market in Rakhine State yesterday english.dvb.no/death-toll-r... And despite that, this morning Malaysia refouled almost 1500 Rohingya handing them over to the genocidal Junta www.aljazeera.com/features/202... So messed up💔
Residents and rescue workers in Kyauktaw Township, Arakan State, continue search operations following airstrikes that killed 49 at a market and the adjoining Kissapanadi Bridge on Sept. 28Rohingya on a coach on their way to be handed over to the Myanmar Junta Navy to be refouled.
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JoyousJoyfulJoyness @joyousjoyness.com · 17h
✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨ The synchronized vertical leaps! Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day! #happy #cat #funny #joyousjoyness #repost
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21h
Last week the Portland Police made a huge deal about a K9 killed in the line of duty apprehending a dangerous suspect. Turns out that K9 was shot and killed by...the Portland Police www.kgw.com/article/news...
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Reposted this and within seconds I receive this text
the logical conclusion to this image is that the roadrunner can, and steals Coyote's wife
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Attack and Dethrone God @booboothefool927.bsky.social · 16h
Letting that sniveling rapist onto the supreme court after his pathetic weeping and screaming tantrum was just fucking unbelievable. Never seen such a display of white make entitlement in my life.
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DaemonSky @dsky.bsky.social · 16h
This thing where everyone on all sides of me seems to think that AI means all data analysis projects are instantaneous now is exhausting. Sorry, if the data isn't already clean, understood, and matchable, I can make you a thing but I'll have *no idea* if it accurate or useful. UGH
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 20h
Burn her as a witch Esther has gone full Fox Mulder. These were my favourite drawings of the first half of the story. Unlike snakebite and black, the chupacabra was invented in about 1995. I once made a print with a chupacabra on it, alas the artwork is lost to history.
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Esther has gone full Fox Mulder. These were my favourite drawings of the first half of the story. Unlike snakebite and black, the chupacabra was invented in about 1995. I once made a print with a chupacabra on it, alas the artwork is lost to history.
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OnlyFranz @protopigeon.lol · 29/09/2026
The Balrog with a speech bubble which makes it look like he's saying the quoted post, "Gandalf you cunt"
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Admirable Women @admirablewomen.bsky.social · 20h
Letitia Chitty (d. #OTD in 1982) was a pioneering British structural engineer & mathematician. A master of stress analysis, she spent her career mathematically determining the "breaking points" of complex structures, ranging from #WWI combat aircraft to major international dams. #WomenInSTEM
A monochromatic sepia-toned photograph of British structural engineer and mathematician Letitia Chitty (July 15, 1897 – September 29, 1982), a premier pioneer of 20th-century stress analysis. Positioned in a front-facing, head-and-shoulders composition, she looks directly at the camera with a sober, neutral expression and tight lips. Her dark hair is parted neatly down the center and pulled back into a simple bun. She is dressed in a dark blazer or coat layered over a high-collared, patterned blouse or knit sweater visible at the neckline. The background consists of soft, textured drapery in warm, out-of-focus sepia tones. The tight framing captures her sharp, determined demeanor, evoking a serious and intellectually focused mood. The vintage composition highlights her immense historical significance as the first woman to graduate with first-class honors in Cambridge’s Mechanical Sciences Tripos.
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The Famous Arsen-alt @myarsenalalt.bsky.social · 22h
Who could have known? www.theguardian.com/football/201...
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Arsène Wenger accuses Manchester City of bending Uefa fair-play rules
Arsène Wenger has called on Uefa to investigate Manchester City's sponsorship deal with Etihad Airways
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19h
“Well, you see, I have to stay on the White Supremacist Child Porn Rape Victim Doxxing site because that’s where my community is”
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Doreen Ketchens on her clarinet during a French Quarter rain… #royalstreet #frenchquarter #NewOrleans #DoreenKetchens IG: @isabellejacopin www.instagram.com/isabellejaco...
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ArgellaStone @argellastone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I support Rahm Emanuel running for President because he might distract the wrecker caucus online long enough that they fail to ratfuck the actual eventual winner because they were so obsessed with making sure he failed to reach 5% in New Hampshire.
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 23h
That’s fucking demented. “Hey did you broads think about getting a little group together and doing something?”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Kimmel to Mamdani: "I live in Los Angeles and that is not the reception our mayor would get"
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Gabriel Malor @gabrielmalor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I still don't understand how this poster board was supposed to demonstrate anything.
Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta.

But the posterboard his aides hold up doesn't seem to say anything like that. It's very odd.
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Krista Elliott @kristaelliott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An excellent one to send to any of the annoying contrarian/sea lion types in your life.
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Voltaireon - 5 caustic French philosophers in a trenchcoat @shaidorsai.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
JFC there’s verbally eviscerating someone and then there’s Curtis Yarvin staring disbelievingly at his entrails left on the floor while JCO stands a dozen feet behind him, melodramatically posed with a post-slash katana.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Incredible bit to print out your hilariously dumb misfire to the size of a Publishers Clearing House novelty check
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23h
@dongwon.bsky.social is an agent who PROVES LOVE
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 23h
Holy shit, this ad! I cannot imagine the impetus for pardoning this guy. But I’m not even sure it matters. Kind of along the lines of that Roger Marshall ad. If you’re explaining you’re losing.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 23h
I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 23h
Btw if you read this and immediately thought “well not all men”… pause for a second. The men I trust are the ones who read what I just wrote and choose to listen, to empathize, to ask questions to better understand. They know they are not the men I am angry about and they don’t need say so.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 23h
A man replied to this saying in earnest that women need to get organized and fight for our rights and men will follow. We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just saw folk who join the uncritical rush towards AI referred to as "LLMings", and I am stealing that.
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Vintage Pixel Game: Lemmings
Alt: Vintage Pixel Game: Lemmings
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Melinda Beatty @melindabeatty.com · 29/09/2026
Bear with me, this is a doozy, #kidlit folks. Censorship is alive, even in blue states.
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donutage @donutage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've definitely read this one before.
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arcadus @birdapp.rip · 29/09/2026
you can’t fix homelessness by treating it as an isolated problem disconnected from the predatory capitalist system. homelessness is an intentional product of capitalism. it’s the threat used to coerce workers into low pay, bad conditions, and long hours
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 29/09/2026
We demand to be taken seriously
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will say this: Amy Klobuchar, in the time, it took her to ask Smith, figured this all out and got her clean notes, including the day of the game and the score. It does goes to show that Klobuchar—whatever her salad eating habits—is running a tight ship.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I had gotten hit by a car to get this photo it would have been worth it
A man in a black helmet and khaki motorcycle gear rides his motorcycle down a street in Manhattan. In the motorcycle’s sidecar, a dog that looks like a heeler mix stands at attention with his front paws up on the front of the sidecar, his eyes protected by a set of khaki motorcycle goggles. The dog is wearing a harness that sort of looks like a biker vest. He appears to be having the time of his life.
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Arsenal {bot} @arsenal.xmirror.bot · 29/09/2026
Happy birthday, Per! 🎈
An image of Per Mertesacker lifting the FA Cup trophy with text that reads 'Happy birthday Per Mertesacker'
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Elizabeth Taylor @elizabethtaylor47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This notion of bigoted beliefs being a protected characteristic like gender or race is just absolutely barmy. Those of us who’ve experienced genuine discrimination for who we are know there’s no comparison, and the political and legal collusion on this stuff is disastrous.
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Kylie Middleton @kymid129.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The only people who don’t like paying taxes are people who don’t give a shit about their community and neighbours!
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fair play to Arsenal skipper Martin Ødegaard's father, he refused an offer from a law firm to set up an offshore company in a tax haven to manage his son's image rights when Martin signed for Real Madrid, saying everyone should pay taxes. 🔴⚪
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Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In contention to face Wales? MF, send him to back to Colney!!!
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briar, duke of dykes @weregazelle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
indie ttrpg design is hard because a lot of us are very beautiful and it's really distracting
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Beautiful Bizarre Magazine @beautifulbizarre.net · 29/09/2026
I adore the autumnal colouring in this watercolour portrait painting by Fionna Tam P! #beautifulbizarre #art #watercolourpainting #autumnvibes
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Arsenal {bot} @arsenal.xmirror.bot · 29/09/2026
Two games. Two goals. 🇸🇪 Vik was on target again for Sweden last night 🫱👀🫲 Link: www.arsenal.com/news/gyokeres-score…
READ | International Round-Up
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Edaureen The Ninth (a.k.a Doreen Sheridan) @dvaleris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why does the first one remind me of the British baker who was lip syncing to Zara Larsson's Midnight Sun while dancing all over Iceland? 😂
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John C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So you want Bruce Wayne. That's - That's Bruce Wayne. Textually.
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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