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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 2h
One day I would like to sit down with someone very knowledgeable about cars and work out what the elements are that define the type of cars that I really like? Because I don’t know what the shared dna of the countach, new Renault 5, R8, Hyundai Ioniq, and like… Kei trucks is. But there is one
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 5h
You know what I’d like? It’d never happen but EA should release Mirror’s Edge on switch/switch 2. I’d eat that shit up. Full price purchase, genuinely.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Important question: is Magnus a member of the Order of the Istari?
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I ask the questions nobody else is asking.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you think skeletons like it when people do a Skeletor voice for them or is it culturally insensitive?
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh yeah
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Very weird seeing one of these that is just "a post a friend made". If only there were some way to repost the original here on bluesky
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey I was going to work on an app for people who wanted to have gay hookups with Germanic-speaking Post-Roman Britons but mostly people have been using it to cut through locks and steal bikes Looks like it’s back to the drawing board for Angle Grindr
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some people say they relax by doing a Jigsaw but honestly I find it really stressful? Between the kidnapping, disposing of bodies and thinking of ironic but deadly escape room puzzles it’s just such a faff.
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Dan @golazodan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying out that new dating app for kink-positive and non monogamous people but so far all I’m seeing on there is sporty posh women with sticks? Can anyone tell me is it always like this or have I got the wrong version of Feeld Hockey?
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m watching Princess Mononoke for the first time and do you think the people who made Breath of the Wild have seen this movie?
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Going through my movie library and I discovered a cinematic parallel
Posters for Hundreds of Beavers and The Hurt Locker. In both a bumbling buffoon in an oversized costume stumbles away into the bottom right corner of the poster whilst an encroaching disaster swarms towards them from top left. In one it is a large number of semiaquatic rodents, and the other a detonating improvised explosive device. Which is which I will leave to an exercise for the reader.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now do FDM printed tat. I’m not even kidding, at Tabletop Scotland there was so much layerliney ugly plastic nothing being sold “just because” with no real QC or care in the crafting, just firing off free STLs to sell for £20 each. Get rid of it & make people sell things they’ve actually made again.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you watch Bottom close enough, he’ll make a joke about his arse
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wend through my photo library because of nostalgia and from March 2009 to September 2010 I didn’t take a single picture of myself. It’s all like, broken objects and blurry distorted drunk mess, and random snippets of other people. Love to see how bad it was in there.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Regret to inform you all that I have to hand in my heavy music licence as I just described part of a song as "just incoherent screaming"
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hardcore porn but with a more vulnerable and personal direction, less macho and more introspective. Also all the performers are from the midwest.
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Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A customer casually mentioned his mother’s thyme bush, and I am having trouble stifling my juvenile sci-fi whimsy
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The MOAT UK, Screaming in the Woods, etc, The SWC 20Never Planning Committee, and Weird Pervert Book Club
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Does anyone know where in the UK I could buy a “New 3DS XL” I don’t know where to look for one that’ll be in good nick, rather than gambling with CEX? I get that the AYN Thor exists but I really want original hardware y’know?
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
MCR said “you guys deserve a new album” CHVRCHES are doing CHV previews and teasers And now Thursday are posting about “early news” and clues. I cannot take this.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The baba yaga doing a sick kickflip on a giant skateboard from within the comfort of her own home
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Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 17/09/2026
Some of these are so egregious I’m not just co-signing this, I’m promoting it to my small cadre of loyal followers
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@hownottodraw.bsky.social the MCR subreddit are appreciating the writing in Hello Kitty Island Adventure again www.reddit.com/r/MyChemical...
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From the MyChemicalRomance community on Reddit: My Alchemical Courtship mentioned in Hello Kitty Island Adventure!!
Explore this post and more from the MyChemicalRomance community
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Genuinely; can anyone tell me something in iOS27 that I might actually benefit from?
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Question for the chat. Obviously, morally it is always 100% wrong to take the packaging for a wee snack you’ve been having whilst walking and then hoof it over a fence into the yard of a local business. Awful shitey behaviour. However.
I am holding an empty can of monster whilst looking at a scrap metal recycling yard. 

You see my point right?
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh ho ho no I will not be watching an Eddie Kingston tribute to Andy “Butcher” Williams because I don’t want to die of dehydration through crying thank you very much.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I just stayed up until half five to watch a man say he’d like to make another record.
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thierry ennui @alexeptable.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thing is though she says her school was dismissed at noon, but 9/11 happened at 2pm UK time and she is from Glasgow. If she was dismissed at noon, the school were in on the plot. Unless of course she went to school on an island in the middle of the Atlantic.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Characters who could resist the one ring and take it to Mordor? This sounds like an insane pull but Palpatine. The moment he understands that the ring is its own sentient force, with its own agenda, he’s out. There is only one Master of the Sith and they do not share power.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Do y’all ever like, run out of stuff to do in the evening?
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026
REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hate that "ooh now Apple's done it it looks good" is such a valid criticism but… I do wanna have a handle of that foldy phone. But without faceid I'm not into it
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For Sale: Baby
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I watched all of GQuuuuuuX! I enjoyed it! I looked at a lot of wikis to figure out what was going on a lot but that’s okay! Now I can legitimately build my GFreD. I also have at least two more kits I want to buy…
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
More than anything, Jaws is a metaphor about the dangers of being attacked by a killer shark
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Huge win in the emo nostalgia front in that I reconnected with one of my OG scene kid pals this morning. This is harder than you think when you literally only knew them as "Sambob Emopants"
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James Chalmers @jameschalmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The longest known Viking ship was discovered by chance while digging up ground to build an extension to the Viking Ship Museum.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Is anyone at tabletop Scot today?
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Photo of me grinning with a newly cut in mullet. I’m wearing a kinda yellow brown jumper and blue glasses.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think I probably feel my least anxious and most neurotypical right before a haircut. Especially if it’s also at a new place? Love this situation and it makes me so relaxed. That’s why I was fifteen minutes early.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“Wil what are you going for in terms of gender”
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Fire Jennifer
ALT: Fire Jennifer
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh Zero Company isn't on Switch 2. Good now I have an excuse for not playing it yet
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just went to say Nazareth and said Azeroth.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My new therapist is a House Escher ganger and all she does is make me talk about strange underhive cats. It's very stressful having to discuss phelynx all the time.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I have shared this idea so many times before but I’m going to share it again until someone makes it. Pro Wrestling game that isn’t a fighting game but a score-attack game like Tony Hawk. The aim isn’t to beat your opponent, but to put on a 5-star match (and beat your opponent)
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