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dutin @dutin.dutin.com · 03/10/2026
That moment when you are trying to boot into windows and it finishes an update from the last time days ago. And you had chosen update and shutdown.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we're investing millions to make it easier to have your passports stolen before delivery follow me for more process improvement life hacks
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ME: there is no "i" in "the beholder" therefore beauty does not exist SOCRATES: holy shit
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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dutin @dutin.dutin.com · 30/09/2026
I want cool werewolf though! Our new sticker is... Lackluster.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Liz Sepper @lsepper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A woman in her 20s just asked my husband to take a group pic, had a REAL, ACTUAL camera, and tried to explain to him, man from the 1900s, how to use it I loved literally every minute
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 29/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "sometimes even a dipshit can be right"
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the Atlantic is a dying welfare scheme for the stupidest cousins and nephews of the rich to keep from bothering their family’s real businesses
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Papaya Chemist @papayachemist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If this is how people learn to use the Dewey Decimal system again, I am HERE FOR IT.
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Spooky rail enthusiast wife Daria @dariaphoebe.com · 28/09/2026
You, an AI user: need money for tokens. AI eats them. Need more money for tokens. Me: a transit historian: need money for tokens. Have a local artist make me a custom necklace. Think about what other transit jewelry I might commission. Need more money for tokens. We are not the same.
Daria, a red haired white woman, wears a brown print dress with a necklace made from transit tokens on her neck. There is also a stamped metal collar locked with a heart. A patch covering a biopsy site is visible in her décolletage
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was not ready for the name of the guy who invented the thermometer pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every time he comes up I have to track this number down youtu.be/UWmPHvVNF1o
youtu.be
ballad of big yud
YouTube video by Narogen
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026
If I designed a vacuum that was sometimes really good at vacuuming and sometimes did crimes and sometimes did other random things I would not conclude that I made a super advanced vacuum thats just too powerful for humanity to comprehend. Id probably go back to vacuum design school or something idk
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026
I just feel like if you design a piece of technology and you're like "wow! This technology doesn't do what we want a lot of the time and we aren't really sure how it works!" that isn't a brag that's just a sign you're really bad at your job
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
kinda feels like the time to say something was before charging people with phony crimes for protesting and then waging an elaborate conspiracy to cover up prosecutorial misconduct but who asked me?
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 23/12/2025
As a starting point I think the CEO of every company offering chatbots should be *personally* liable for all the text their chatbots produce. as though it was a direct conversation with them
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asura @asura.dev · 24/09/2026
I wish more people would address this as an executive problem. No logging, no moderation, no observability, ... Palworld has more security. For decades people (like me) could cause entire outages in entire regions. Jail or fired if I did. In most of these scenarios, some mechanism should stop me.
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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My obscure COVID Consciousness Discourse pet peeve is that in the effort to underscore ongoing threat of the coronavirus there’s a bunch of weird flu denialism? Like “it’s not JUST another flu” when there’s no such thing as “just” flu. Flu kills thousands of people a year???
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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boots @onefootinthegrave.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
today feels like it’s gonna be stupid. could be good, could be bad, but it’ll be dumb as hell
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
every day it seems a brand new sentence is written to describe the state of the world
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No matter how normal this becomes, it will never, ever be OK.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jizz and It's Impacts on the Outer Rim
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dutin @dutin.dutin.com · 22/09/2026
Someone is paying for the game if it's not you. And the game company is selling you, not a game.
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Unique Liker @americaonline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dying at "fair market value instead of underpriced MSRP"
Three posters crying about how they can't scalp pokemon cards any more
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 22/09/2026
my smart glasses told me "hey, it looks like you're beating your wife. that's not the best approach to being a good husband" and it really turned my life around
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dutin @dutin.dutin.com · 22/09/2026
3 months to go for that weather. I mutter to myself, as it hasn't been below 70 for more than a few hours at a time since April or May.
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Snitty 🎃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Surely I am prepa-... WHAT THE"
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 22/09/2026
a lesser director would have done any of the three obvious options but cregger made the strong choice instead and i can't get the final image out of my head
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 22/09/2026
No. That defeats the entire purpose of the feature. People who use the feature because they do not want to be brigaded/harassed offsite will end up being brigaded/harassed offsite if you do this.
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dutin @dutin.dutin.com · 22/09/2026
Resident Evil was good fun! Might have been better with a cocktail, maybe not. But I had popcorn, pretzel, and a coke and cherry slushy.
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dutin @dutin.dutin.com · 21/09/2026
Got to the theater on time! Left my wallet at work.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The pope in his birthday hat at a raucous party.

The meme reads "They don't know ... about the dangers of religious syncretism, or that Craig Grebeck Struck Out"
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 21/09/2026
31% net positive on military junta, higher than Trump dying in his sleep, is....absolutely something
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i hope gavin newsom shits himself in public, like, literally i want him to shit his pants in public bc he's the kinda guy who would never mentally recover that and i want him to hate himself to his core
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dutin @dutin.dutin.com · 21/09/2026
I was not ready for that Sen Kennedy jump scare at the end.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monday
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
an obvious and necessary step but not enough. they should refuse to host any pro trump voices and half of their segments should be attacking fox news for abandoning the first amendment in its refusal to defend them
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dutin @dutin.dutin.com · 21/09/2026
Got the badge back a little while ago! The reel got dinged up, but I think I can re-round it enough later.
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dutin @dutin.dutin.com · 21/09/2026
Today started like it would be a pretty decent day. Dropped my badge down the elevator shaft when I got to work. I should get it back later today at least? Resident Evil movie after work will hopefully bring it to a high point.
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dutin @dutin.dutin.com · 20/09/2026
I am watching M3GAN 2 for the first time. I haven't laughed so much in a while. I really hope they were going for dark comedy.
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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 05/01/2026
i just realized this by the same lady who made this banger
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