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I have never known what to do with these. He/him. I play #FABtcg now.

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 16h
😂😂😂
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me and the homies when it's time for our book club working through the Caro LBJ biographies meets.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i’m dying. i’m dead
zohran holding a the power broker book up in front of his face. caption reads “but robert moses is another video entirely)
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only. (I couldn't get a good screenshot of the line from YouTube auto cc, the full line is "anyone who looks on the world as if it was a game of chess deserves to lose")
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You need to recreate the music video for Hot Chip's I Feel Better except the cancer boy is a muppet and when the band is reanimated they should be replaced with Muppets.
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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Have to reshare this every time I see it. Raymond Chandler mocking science fiction in 1953 and sounding cool as hell. He should have written some space stories.
Did you ever read what they call Science Fiction? It’s a scream. It is written like this:

“I checked out with K19 on Aldabaran III, and stepped out through the crummalite hatch on my 22 Model Sirus Hardtop. I cocked the timejector in secondary and waded through the bright blue manda grass. My breath froze into pink pretzels. I flicked on the heat bars and the Brylls ran swiftly on five legs using their other two to send out crylon vibrations. The pressure was almost unbearable, but I caught the range on my wrist computer through the transparent cysicites. I pressed the trigger. The thin violet glow was icecold against the rust-colored mountains. The Brylls shrank to half an inch long and I worked fast stepping on them with the poltex. But it wasn’t enough. The sudden brightness swung me around and the Fourth Moon had already risen. I had exactly four seconds to hot up the disintegrator and Google⁵ had told me it wasn’t enough. He was right.”

They pay brisk money for this crap?

Raymond Chandler | Letter to H. N. Swanson, 14 Mar 1953 | Selected Letters of Raymond Chandler
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boobs are progressive and feminist @bapaf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
no wonder this is such a popular tournament format
round robin
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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Read Naoki Urasawa Manga Right Now
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Mass effect
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I think people are reading this a little wrong and I actually think it's in a way that kinda matters. He's not saying that dead kids are Good. He's saying that he's Good, so the outcomes can only be Good, and if there's a Bad outcome (like kids dying) that can't be his fault. He wants Good to happen
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/07/2026
They’re doing generational hate speech on T*reads
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Dear millennials
You don't have to add "lol" or "haha" to every text you send.
You're safe now
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Written by a Threads user
Yes we do lol
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies.
Nolan's Odyssey getting good reviews from critics and audiences per Rotten Tomatoes.
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Dan Wings
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I wasn't this insecure when I was getting in my head about not having my peers sex drive as an asexual teenager in high school who didn't know that was a thing yet.
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You know I did end up saying "we're doing what" at least twice reading this
The U.S. Treasury receives the revenue from most of Venezuela’s exports, then disburses it gradually to Venezuela through the country’s private banks, a relationship akin to parents handing out allowances to children. Mr. Rubio and his team set the conditions on what that money can be spent on, and by whom.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/07/2026
Oh my godddd, every John Oliver scene on "General Hospital" as shadowy security consultant "Z" is fucking GOLD
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This is infringing my free speech. Please share the elf
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I worked in credit card disputes and I STILL almost got got by a fake sheriff! I've heard all these goddamn scams!!!
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Boris Groh (Ukrainian Artist, born 1994) "Night Walking", 2017. Ink, Brushes, Paper, Size n.d. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Gang you know every time someone posts about how we need to go back to Twitter or whatever we don't need to justify that we're not doing that right
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I think it rocks that basically everyone who knows about kingdom hearts can agree on precisely two facts. The lingering will is sick as fuck and you're probably emotional about 358/2.
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
In case you were curious about how things are going my mom brought this up alongside a daily wire "investigation" into Columbus home Medicare fraud
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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It's Always Sunny Title Generator
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Dorcas is right!
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Mike Display Name @therexwolff.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Me walking to the Wall: Yeah i'm a total torturepilled Theclacel. I'm basically going matachinmode and i'm giving fuligincore vibes My ??? year old gf Dorcas: Severian I think the Increate should kill you
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I'm putting this on the board as a Woke 2 W.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I AM HOLDING A LOVELY TRANS FLAG AND DECLARING THUS:  HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Berserk
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Age verification? Buddy I used to watch anime by recording the Night Anime on a VHS tape with the TV off while I slept so my parents couldn't catch me staying up late.
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The thing that I keep thinking looking at this is that stands have an extremely obvious naming convention that this breaks, which means Elon is retweeting a guy pretending to care about anime for Internet points to prove he's going to end poverty, something he's clearly never going to do.
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Phoenix🥦🏳️‍⚧️🦗 @reiwandaful.northsky.social · 21/01/2026
Everyone should watch Kamen Rider Kuuga. It's good for the soul
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Stix 🇵🇸 @rbpstix.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
It’s now been 25 years since the episode with the greatest final fight occurred.
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Arkady Martine | Dr. AnnaLinden Weller @byzantienne.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
hello skyline it is time to post the song of the season ~it's beginning to look a lot like FISHMEN~ www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tTH...
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Fishmen
YouTube video by haakor
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
"Imagine a guy I made up who proves my point. Don't you agree with me now?"
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 17/12/2025
The Devil You Know is an 8-part podcast series from the CBC and Sarah Marshall (host of You’re Wrong About…) about the Satanic Panic. “These thousands of alleged Satanists were nowhere to be found…” [cbc.ca]
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The Devil You Know with Sarah Marshall | CBC Podcasts | CBC Listen
In the 1980s and 90s, Satan and his followers were accused of brainwashing children, sacrificing babies, and infiltrating North American society on a massive scale — yet these thousands of alleged Satanists were nowhere to be found. Even so, the narrative became embedded in our cultural memory, warp
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⚧ Andi Jay is (gonna be) OK ↙︎↙︎↙︎ @no-spoons-no-forks.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This is my friend's cat. Its name is Cookie Swirl, and it disappeared in the American section of Charlotte airport on 11/10. We're asking for your help. She doesn't have any other socials, so if you can post it widely to see if anyone knows where it is. It's a little thing, but matters a lot to her.
A knit peach, teal, and white kitten with black eyes resting on an American Airlines seat tray.
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 22/11/2025
Douglas Adams Hitchhikers Guide quote: "Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience members died of internal haemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos is reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his twelve-book epic entitled My Favorite Bathtime Gurgles when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save life and civilization, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England, in the destruction of the planet Earth."

"Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings" has been superimposed with "Robert F Kennedy Jr"
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I did not accidentally stay up until 4am reading an Adrian Tchaikovsky book where I cried at a scene where a man told jokes to an octopus only for people to write for computers.
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I feel like Grey Cocoa is not a great GI Joe name though maybe I work in the mess hall? Logistics?
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I'm becoming an old man, my poor bones.
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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 09/11/2025
19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm? 30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
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Tony @shintonty.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
My neighbor's cat? It's yours, if you want it! Search for it! I left it in a small village in the Alps.
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I think this is kinda the only reasonable response to this dude.
A pair of panels from From Hell in which a child removes a candy cane from his mouth to say "You're wrong. Goodbye."
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Max (VGCartography) @vgcartography.com · 24/07/2025
Tony Hawk's Pro Tactics Advance
Some Final Fantasy Tactics Advance dudes shredding in a skate park.
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 21/10/2025
special good morning to all the fellas who have always hated nazis
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