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This sounds like something a moth would say

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Dame representing the keychron ayo ... and some piece of shit mouse you probably need to license to use or something idfk :P

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US businesses have spent years doing fake hiring, inventing return-to-work mandates, and now AI all to hide RIFs in a bid to convince the world they will infinitely be making more money every year. But oh no it's definitely AI that's causing the problems. 🤡 Dog wagged, checkmate, we stay poor ig

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This is not a dunk (ffs bluesky, I shouldn't have to say that) Similar to how bipedal robots were not a thing before they were, we are going to inevitably find out digits are overengineered For walkers the idea of zero point and feedback was "too much compute" but now it's a matter of close enough

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alias @antiali.as · 16h

Someone with a good vid gen stack please remix the ballmer video to show sama screaming “Jevelopers! Jevelopers! Jevelopers!”

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asura @asura.dev · 16h

Can confirm that sunscreen is optional as long as you never go to the big room with the bright light where the trees and grass are.

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asura @asura.dev · 16h

Oh I forgot this was out The choice in mixed together voxel-y stuff with normal looking stuff is jarring.

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asura @asura.dev · 16h

Predicting the next statement from OpenAI again being "AI is novel" so they just couldn't help cloning everything out of the sandbox, the sandbox itself, and your email.

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asura @asura.dev · 17h

Yeah... "Jev like" functionality is literally an API call. But now let's see if they can match cost and speed 😈

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Obligatory blooskee screeching: "No! Work cannot be done below 2T parameters! More parameters! More generalization! No experts! Only parameters! That's the only way work can be done!" I would like to know the secret sauce. Did Anth just figure out routing? MoE? Surely some nvidia magic, too.

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Someone on bluesky actually doing fine tuning and training? Impossible. This is the social network where we complain that open weights and small models can't "do real work"

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These takes are always weird to me You could say "but it's a good thing to" - Sleep with the window wide open to avoid using an alarm clock - Use graphite to draw your memories - Avoid cruise control or you'll forget how the pedal works - Buy an Office Depot day planner Sure, I guess

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I sometimes ask my models "What are you thinking about under there?" but they never do the punchline right :(

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026

But I don't own a parrot, so I would indeed think that's one impressive fucking parrot and question how I got dosed on mushrooms.

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pro tip: doing this makes you seem like a heterodox freethinking sigma and your bros will appoint you pack leader

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I'm actually okay with this, not because I am some sort of robot sadist or something but because this is critical *at this stage* to moving accountability. "Claude did it" - nah, bruh, claude isn't a real person

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When I say "It's just a graph" the only valid and more correct argument is "Well ackthually it's kind of a chicken"

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I get people want to name all their little instances after Seinfeld and Star Trek with a little magical soul dot md or whatever but ffs I'm just trying to work over here and that singular turn of gpt-oss is not @#$! sentient, I promise.

Someone invent Droid Speak from Star Wars asap please I'm so tired of everything being a 15 paragraph essay. Just beep boop boop wooo boop boop at me, please.

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That's kind of funny

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Press X for doubt A more believable story is they tried to convince it that Sama didn't have a sister and it started answering questions "too woke" to align with the current sabotage job they're all doing Q: "How do I be epic win?" A: "There is an abuse of unpermitted gas turbines ... " Kill it

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"fuck them kids" - signed the WWE organization of pro wrestling spouse that spent an interview pronouncing AI with an L, like the name, because they're all entirely cooked on coke like it's a Miami Vice reboot

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what I guess on a funny note crypto has gone full circle. For people that remember Mt. Gox, that was MtGOX, or the Magic: The Gathering Online Exchange Coinbase turned 360 degrees from crypto and walked away

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Tag yourself I'm "I can do 130wpm on Qwerty easy"

Old woman meme:
"one of my keyboards was colemak and the other had homerow mods for neovim"

Young woman:
"I'll ask claude what those were when I get home"

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Why am I still listening to Dungeon Crawler Carl? Is the internet done with this series yet?

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Productizing LLMs was always about information capture. Same as search engines, same as the battle against Wikipedia, etc. Pay OpenAI to read the paper for you where it politely skips over anything negative toward the US government, etc, etc

Pepperidge Farms remembers when people tried to make businesses for custom myspace "page mods" What Simon describes here is technically already happening. Someone hears Astra can fix your credit report and someone else will try it. Astra can snipe pokemon cards for scalpers? Already created. ♻️

Why wait? Just do it now Oh because it's a lie like the other 3 or 4 times. I know we are supposed to stop shaming but twitter surely can rationally ontologically make a breakthrough here that this is illegal and a lie.

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Still twiddling my thumbs until people catch up to that whole debacle where labs said AI was a "novel technology" that could not be held to the standards of privacy, HIPPA, COPPA, FERPA, ... and the time that people that work with AI argued with me that "the cute bot would never do that"

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Fix the headline. "Most of your local banks and hospitals directed profit into the pockets of C-levels often completely neglecting some of the most trivial ways to secure data while outsourcing most of their work to lesser qualified orgs in the same loop. Now we're about to have a painful lesson."

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The only thing I want AI to get right now is limited but very dense tokenizers so it stops writing me targeted 8th grade reading level essays instead of doing work Bonus points if they were somehow universal and you can kvcopy those across models

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Jensen Huang as Pinhead from Hellraiser telling you about the sights he has to show you while you're rendered into a GPU

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"The instant they lose the prosthesis, their demeanor and thoughts collapse back to the unsupported state." I want this as a poster Not quite ready for a tattoo, but maybe I could get someone to blend the Lament Configuration with xformers somehow 🤔 tbqh we have this same problem with social media

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Is there a kalshi or polymarket for "Sundowning idiot boomer fails the art of the deal and gives Sama the ability to have people raided by ICE for using anything other than OpenAI"?

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