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DM Azu

@dungeonmasterazu.bsky.social
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Sydney based 🏳️‍🌈 nerd. Plants, books, D&D, science et al.

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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 17h
Biblically accurate Angel food cake

Image: a cake with a small pair of wings and a multitude of eyes
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Dungeons & Dragons @dndbeyond.com · 02/10/2026
Pointy Hat absolutely COOKED with Wild Hearth, surpassing their Kickstarter goal more than 100 times over! 🔥
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Caroline (Commissions open) @iriwinged.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hi people of Bluesky ! What if Curse of Strahd characters can relax and had a moment to go to the bath like if they were in Hades 2 ? 👀 #curseofstrahd #dnd
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
frodoitsdone.gif www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjPR...
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I Tested Every Cruise Line to Find the Least Evil
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
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DM Azu @dungeonmasterazu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's my victims! #myvictims
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think AI has already exceeded the intelligence of the type of person that believes AGI is imminent, which is why they believe AGI is imminent.
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I asked the librarian where I could find books about paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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Ginny Di @ginnydi.com · 28/08/2026
Love spending time in the magical world of imagination with my favorite murderers 🥰🗡️
Ginny sitting at a D&D table, rolling dice into a tray. Text on screen reads "I love my hobby where I make up a guy everyone hates, and then we collectively imagine stabbing them to death"
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Jerry @coachjerry.dad · 26/08/2026
Don’t bemoan the fact that he hasn’t died yet. Appreciate the fact he’s watching people his age pass be celebrated, knowing that he will only be celebrated for finally not existing.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The Amazing World of Tomorrow
A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow.
A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk.
It crashes into a rental scooter. 
It backs up.
It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles.
The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again.
A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I hope my use of made-up words doesn't make you...discomfortable
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a psychic medium is conducting a seance at a table with a small group of people. With his head lowered, the medium says, “we will now attempt to contact the spirit realm.” Panel 2: a wraith-like ghost is sitting on the toilet in a well-lit bathroom, idly scrolling on its phone. The phone is ringing. Panel 3: displayed on the phone screen is an incoming call 
 from “Creepy Psychic Guy”, whose default contact photo is one of those fuckin bitmoji emoji faces - i can’t stand those things. Anyway the ghost declines the call.
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Mia @mielebit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
close up of this bit because i giggled the entire time i was doodling it #MiaPlaysCoS
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Mega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sam Altman matched with a man on Grindr, who posted the conversation. Open AI offered him money to take it down. He made a song instead.
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DM Azu @dungeonmasterazu.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So... we're rehashing Dark Sun now. Cannae wait to see what it looks like.
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MarcoMaps Bernardini @marcomaps.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Well. It was hard keeping it for myself... But you'll find lots of my maps in those brutal babies. BIG MAPS. CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW YOU!
Two dungeons and dragons books called dark sun, a dark apocalyptic setting
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DM Azu @dungeonmasterazu.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I have reached a new Point in my dungeon mastering career. Sadly I can't share what that is just yet, for fear of spoilers 😈
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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CAMERON WILSON @cameronwilson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i am not a lawyer but i'm pretty sure this means australia currently has no laws
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DM Azu @dungeonmasterazu.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The aftermath of a very intense battle in the swamps of Berez. If you know, you know. #cos #strahd #dnd
A D&D battle map from 2 Minute Tabletop showing a marshy swamp. A hut on a bunch of leg-like roots sits in the middle, alongside the skull of a giant dragon.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 25/06/2026
the bread is $13.50 and all the circuses are subscription based
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
genuinely concerned that if AI goes bankrupt I might shrug so hard I dislocate both shoulders
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Merilliza @merilliza.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
'By the stars within me..' Personal work and a warm up. #digitalart #illustration #painting #procreate
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Josiah Ambrose - Dungeon Dad @dungeondad.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This image from Dragon Magazine #32 might be my new favourite depiction of any D&D monster.
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
If you haven’t seen Deadloch, YOU MUST!!! I finished the 1st season & it’s PERFECT. The funniest, cuntiest, smartest writing from my formative YouTube comedy heroes of the Katering Show? Thrilling murder mystery following Palawa mob, locals, & Aussie lesbians?? A ___ ____ murderer?? PERFECT!!!
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a man in a black shirt with the letter f on it is standing in a white van
ALT: a man in a black shirt with the letter f on it is standing in a white van
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Rod Campbell @rodcampbell.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Private schools are sending Australians broke! Literally! Private schools file more bankruptcy proceedings than banks, insurance companies and local governments...COMBINED. My post over on @thepointau.bsky.social liveblog. live.thepoint.com.au/2026/05/the-...
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Neal Agarwal @neal.fun · 29/04/2026
Introducing Cursor Camp, a website to hang out with other cursors. Out now :) > neal.fun/cursor-camp/
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Who among us did not have a $50,000 share portfolio when we were 20yo? The Oz finds a typical young person.
Story in The Australian

Anthony Kolmac should be the young voter Jim Chalmers won over with a budget pitched at scaling back booming wealth held by older Australians.

Instead, he says younger people will be hit with higher rents while facing much more significant hits to their ability to generate enough wealth to enter the housing market.

The 20-year-old, who has built a $50,000 share portfolio to help fund his first home, said the overhaul of capital gains tax and negative gearing blindsided those trying to enter the property market. “It will significantly hinder my ability to create wealth as it will ultimately delay the process (to save for a deposit) significantly,” Mr Kolmac said. “I will have to save even more money to be able to afford what I would have once been able to ­afford a lot earlier.”
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Josh Taylor @joshtaylor.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
They were probably gonna run a front page like this even if the changes weren't made so it makes sense the government should actually not run away from it for once
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Josh Taylor @joshtaylor.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Tele having a normal one I see.
Daily Telegraph headline: Lying Jim
gouges
Aussies with big-taxing communist manifesto

Jim Chalmers is pictured laughing with red in the background and a "Your Capital is His Gain" subhed, with the C the USSR sickle and hammer.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 10/05/2026
give a man a waffle he eats for a day teach a man to waffle he’s indecisive for a lifetime
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Anthony Etherin @anthonyetherin.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
What do you get if you cross an anagram with a joke? A kind of joyous, eager magic that wows at any hour. #anagram
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Dr Ian McCormick @wokestudies.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
"Three young Barn Owls looking out of the quatrefoil of a church in North Norfolk."
Richard Brooks photographed the three young Barn Owls looking out of the quatrefoil of a local church one evening in July after staking out the site most evenings over a three week period. Anglia News on 23 February 2010.  http://www.richard-brooks.co.uk/3BarnOwls.html
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I'm a conspiracist now, and there's no way you can convince me this isn't the dumbest false flag of all time
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9th Level Games @9thlevelgames.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Last day to save 20% with code 🌏 EARTH20 🌏
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deneb @v3gaaltair.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
demeter when her daughter goes missing
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DM Azu @dungeonmasterazu.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Meet the main characters for my next oneshot: one perfectly normal Druid shepherding around two space aliens and a living weapon. Minis as always from @rich-burlew.giantitp.com 's collection.
Four (maybe five) papercraft minis. From left to right: a slime person, a robot wielding a bronze horn, a scruffy human druid, and a mantisfolk.
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DM Azu @dungeonmasterazu.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
*taps butterfly* is this thing on?
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Corey @coreysoper.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Why have we coined "Popesplaining" when "Pontificating" is right there!?
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DM Azu @dungeonmasterazu.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Well that's a start, now remove copilot from windows.
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.
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ceej @ceej.online · 06/04/2026
extremely bad time for an astronaut to find out he's a werewolf
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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
fyi Bulbapedia have made a Human entry written by Professor Tangrowth for April Fool's Day and it is very fun m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Human_(...
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Val 🏳️‍⚧️ @valer8.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I did a lot for this video! The main thing being reconstructing the actual grab attack interaction. Custom grab attacks aren't fully possible in DeS at the moment, so I had to write a script for playing the animations and sync everything the best I could. (1/5)
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/03/2026
ai feature implementation strategy is essentially “how annoying can we make the ui” so people accidently hit ai features so these companies can brag about how “highly used” ai features are internally
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