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DM Azu

@dungeonmasterazu.bsky.social
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Sydney based 🏳️‍🌈 nerd. Plants, books, D&D, science et al.

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Melpomene 🔓 @melpomany.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"It looks delicious," she said, "but one question, what actually is 'homemade ghee'?" its butter i clarified
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Zachary Carr @yeetomato.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Aha! I found the pic from the last time I painted her.
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Cats Have No Lord @catshavenolord.itch.io · 11/10/2026
Average party trying to figure out a door in the dungeon
Photo of a kitten in a carrier trying to push through the wrong side of the open door
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
Biblically accurate Angel food cake

Image: a cake with a small pair of wings and a multitude of eyes
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Dungeons & Dragons @dndbeyond.com · 02/10/2026
Pointy Hat absolutely COOKED with Wild Hearth, surpassing their Kickstarter goal more than 100 times over! 🔥
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Caroline (Commissions open) @iriwinged.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hi people of Bluesky ! What if Curse of Strahd characters can relax and had a moment to go to the bath like if they were in Hades 2 ? 👀 #curseofstrahd #dnd
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
frodoitsdone.gif www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjPR...
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I Tested Every Cruise Line to Find the Least Evil
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
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DM Azu @dungeonmasterazu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's my victims! #myvictims
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think AI has already exceeded the intelligence of the type of person that believes AGI is imminent, which is why they believe AGI is imminent.
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I asked the librarian where I could find books about paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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Ginny Di @ginnydi.com · 28/08/2026
Love spending time in the magical world of imagination with my favorite murderers 🥰🗡️
Ginny sitting at a D&D table, rolling dice into a tray. Text on screen reads "I love my hobby where I make up a guy everyone hates, and then we collectively imagine stabbing them to death"
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Scary Jerry @coachjerry.dad · 26/08/2026
Don’t bemoan the fact that he hasn’t died yet. Appreciate the fact he’s watching people his age pass be celebrated, knowing that he will only be celebrated for finally not existing.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The Amazing World of Tomorrow
A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow.
A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk.
It crashes into a rental scooter. 
It backs up.
It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles.
The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again.
A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I hope my use of made-up words doesn't make you...discomfortable
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a psychic medium is conducting a seance at a table with a small group of people. With his head lowered, the medium says, “we will now attempt to contact the spirit realm.” Panel 2: a wraith-like ghost is sitting on the toilet in a well-lit bathroom, idly scrolling on its phone. The phone is ringing. Panel 3: displayed on the phone screen is an incoming call 
 from “Creepy Psychic Guy”, whose default contact photo is one of those fuckin bitmoji emoji faces - i can’t stand those things. Anyway the ghost declines the call.
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Mia @mielebit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
close up of this bit because i giggled the entire time i was doodling it #MiaPlaysCoS
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Mega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sam Altman matched with a man on Grindr, who posted the conversation. Open AI offered him money to take it down. He made a song instead.
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DM Azu @dungeonmasterazu.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So... we're rehashing Dark Sun now. Cannae wait to see what it looks like.
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MarcoMaps Bernardini @marcomaps.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Well. It was hard keeping it for myself... But you'll find lots of my maps in those brutal babies. BIG MAPS. CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW YOU!
Two dungeons and dragons books called dark sun, a dark apocalyptic setting
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DM Azu @dungeonmasterazu.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I have reached a new Point in my dungeon mastering career. Sadly I can't share what that is just yet, for fear of spoilers 😈
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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CAMERON WILSON @cameronwilson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i am not a lawyer but i'm pretty sure this means australia currently has no laws
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DM Azu @dungeonmasterazu.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The aftermath of a very intense battle in the swamps of Berez. If you know, you know. #cos #strahd #dnd
A D&D battle map from 2 Minute Tabletop showing a marshy swamp. A hut on a bunch of leg-like roots sits in the middle, alongside the skull of a giant dragon.
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DM Azu @dungeonmasterazu.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Look just don't roll a 1 on your death save and someone can- oh. hm."
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DM Azu @dungeonmasterazu.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Getting a pair of footy shorts is never a bad idea.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 25/06/2026
the bread is $13.50 and all the circuses are subscription based
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
genuinely concerned that if AI goes bankrupt I might shrug so hard I dislocate both shoulders
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DM Azu @dungeonmasterazu.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
@lastmeow.bsky.social Relevant to your interests
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Merilliza @merilliza.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
'By the stars within me..' Personal work and a warm up. #digitalart #illustration #painting #procreate
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Josiah Ambrose - Dungeon Dad @dungeondad.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This image from Dragon Magazine #32 might be my new favourite depiction of any D&D monster.
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
If you haven’t seen Deadloch, YOU MUST!!! I finished the 1st season & it’s PERFECT. The funniest, cuntiest, smartest writing from my formative YouTube comedy heroes of the Katering Show? Thrilling murder mystery following Palawa mob, locals, & Aussie lesbians?? A ___ ____ murderer?? PERFECT!!!
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a man in a black shirt with the letter f on it is standing in a white van
ALT: a man in a black shirt with the letter f on it is standing in a white van
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Rod Campbell @rodcampbell.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Private schools are sending Australians broke! Literally! Private schools file more bankruptcy proceedings than banks, insurance companies and local governments...COMBINED. My post over on @thepointau.bsky.social liveblog. live.thepoint.com.au/2026/05/the-...
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Neal Agarwal @neal.fun · 29/04/2026
Introducing Cursor Camp, a website to hang out with other cursors. Out now :) > neal.fun/cursor-camp/
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Who among us did not have a $50,000 share portfolio when we were 20yo? The Oz finds a typical young person.
Story in The Australian

Anthony Kolmac should be the young voter Jim Chalmers won over with a budget pitched at scaling back booming wealth held by older Australians.

Instead, he says younger people will be hit with higher rents while facing much more significant hits to their ability to generate enough wealth to enter the housing market.

The 20-year-old, who has built a $50,000 share portfolio to help fund his first home, said the overhaul of capital gains tax and negative gearing blindsided those trying to enter the property market. “It will significantly hinder my ability to create wealth as it will ultimately delay the process (to save for a deposit) significantly,” Mr Kolmac said. “I will have to save even more money to be able to afford what I would have once been able to ­afford a lot earlier.”
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Josh Taylor @joshtaylor.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
They were probably gonna run a front page like this even if the changes weren't made so it makes sense the government should actually not run away from it for once
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Josh Taylor @joshtaylor.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Tele having a normal one I see.
Daily Telegraph headline: Lying Jim
gouges
Aussies with big-taxing communist manifesto

Jim Chalmers is pictured laughing with red in the background and a "Your Capital is His Gain" subhed, with the C the USSR sickle and hammer.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 10/05/2026
give a man a waffle he eats for a day teach a man to waffle he’s indecisive for a lifetime
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Anthony Etherin @anthonyetherin.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
What do you get if you cross an anagram with a joke? A kind of joyous, eager magic that wows at any hour. #anagram
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Dr Ian McCormick @wokestudies.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
"Three young Barn Owls looking out of the quatrefoil of a church in North Norfolk."
Richard Brooks photographed the three young Barn Owls looking out of the quatrefoil of a local church one evening in July after staking out the site most evenings over a three week period. Anglia News on 23 February 2010.  http://www.richard-brooks.co.uk/3BarnOwls.html
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I'm a conspiracist now, and there's no way you can convince me this isn't the dumbest false flag of all time
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9th Level Games @9thlevelgames.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Last day to save 20% with code 🌏 EARTH20 🌏
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deneb @v3gaaltair.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
demeter when her daughter goes missing
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DM Azu @dungeonmasterazu.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
(every day I pray that the next set comes out soon, and has an expanded roster of constructs)
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DM Azu @dungeonmasterazu.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Meet the main characters for my next oneshot: one perfectly normal Druid shepherding around two space aliens and a living weapon. Minis as always from @rich-burlew.giantitp.com 's collection.
Four (maybe five) papercraft minis. From left to right: a slime person, a robot wielding a bronze horn, a scruffy human druid, and a mantisfolk.
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DM Azu @dungeonmasterazu.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The only way the Elden Ring movie can work is if the entire plot is everything Blaidd does while he's not with the Chosen Ashtarnished. ...and yes he's shirtless the whole time.
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DM Azu @dungeonmasterazu.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
*taps butterfly* is this thing on?
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