Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 01/10/2026I am quickly becoming a single issue voter and that issue is "execute everybody involved in political fundraising spam texts" 010
Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 25/09/2026It's time for that annual NYC tradition of our fall weather absolutely wrecking thousands of Sukkahs. 000
Reposted by Andrew MTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I do think you basically charge a few of them with the cybercrimes they're committing and the "alignment" problem does suddenly start to disappear. 251457343
Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 24/09/2026It is really telling how many of these international leaders are clamoring to do PR hits with Mamdani during the UNGA instead of our actual federal office holders. 000
Reposted by Andrew Mlumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Yesterday, at approximately 9:30pm U.S. Central Daylight Time, somebody aboard the International Space Station rocked an astronomically impressive piss: 5042801428
Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 21/09/2026Kinda weird that we have a meteorological phenomenon named "The Child" and everyone is just like "Oh a bunch of houses in California might get destroyed by floods this year because of... The Child" 100
Reposted by Andrew MJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank 128115811941
Reposted by Andrew MPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026the three groups i misjudged the most in my adult life were the furries, the juggalos and the irish. i have grown and learned, and now i direct this energy towards far more worthy targets: the catholic church, the NCAA and the british 14767100
Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 15/09/2026The Irish, famously fine with the English censoring them on the subject of genocide. 010
Reposted by Andrew MJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026We should start calling these Cronenburgers 511592265
Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 14/09/2026I hope they make a little haircut detector van that drives around and can tell when somebody is using scissors on hair without a license. 1316
Reposted by Andrew Meb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I think it's more comforting for some people to think of OBL as some evil genius or tragic victim of imperialism rather than a bog standard delusional ideologically extremist billionaire failson who thought he could accellerationism his way to a theocratic utopia 323274494
Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 08/09/2026In 2003 I signed up for online gambling websites under an alias, deposit $20, played a few times, and then tried to withdrawal what was left. I ran a packet logger while doing it to check if an the traffic was going to US servers and then wrote a brief report on each site. 100
Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 06/09/2026Came on the mound and immediately loaded the bases and gave up three runs. More like Ryan Forty-five Cents. 000
Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 05/09/2026It's actually somehow dumber than that because a large pct of the excess dollars that other countries hold from trade with the US is used to buy treasuries aka funding us govt spending. "Ending trade" would actually make the thing he's mad about this week worse. 000
Reposted by Andrew Mdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Yes, penises exist to satisfy a Sicilian mindset. 29717
Reposted by Andrew MRusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 03/09/2026An easy way to migrate away from 1Password is to delete every account and throw all your computers in a deep hole in the earth. 🌈⭐️ 428243
Reposted by Andrew Mceej @ceej.online · 20/08/2026I hold nothing but contempt for "spreadsheet people". they're not civilized like us jira guys 4173040
Reposted by Andrew MSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 19/08/2026"I need a doctor lawyer executive" for what? are you sick? do you need legal defense ? is your business in trouble? 52435
Reposted by Andrew Mjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/08/2026i'm actually a little shook by the way that mao and trump seem to be the same Type of Guy. 2304212977
Reposted by Andrew Mlastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The Recurring Speed Camera Discourse is a bit exasperating really because, look, we all know what's actually happening is people just want to be able to commit the pertinent crimes and don't like being punished for it, but people come up with obvious post-hoc pseudo-woke rationalisations for this. 391221177
Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 17/08/2026I don't have anything to say about the Nancy Mace discourse except that everyone should go rewatch the Jennifer Anniston guest episode 30 Rock. 041
Reposted by Andrew MTeam Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 14/08/2026NEW AD: 14 years ago today, Ken Paxton stole someone's $1,000 pen. Today, Ken Paxton’s pen victim is endorsing James Talarico. 290101053000
Reposted by Andrew MMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Insane that AOC is being quoted as saying "Woke 1 was crazy" when this is what she actually said. youtu.be/SFwAnMLBSOw?... 884017932
Reposted by Andrew MErnest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 12/08/2026the media when the centrist loses by 1% vs the media when the leftist loses by (less than) 1% 11780261991
Reposted by Andrew MMicah @rincewind.run · 10/08/2026I am not asking people to feel sorry for tech employees whose microkitchens no longer have diet snapple, but the shift from "we have to keep our employees happy" to "fuck off you ungrateful cretins" has happened at the same time as the tech oligarchs going full mask-off fash it's not a coincidence 211753311
Reposted by Andrew MThe Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026One of the worst cases of historical gaslighting is British people making up the word soccer and then giving shit to anyone who uses it. 38946142
Reposted by Andrew MInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Still reeling over that Pwn Sauce!! 291521290
Reposted by Andrew MJVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Surely there is some mistake! There's no way this tax applies to me, a retired diplomat who lives in Paris who spent millions of dollars renovating the 12 million dollar apartment I never intended to live in. There must be some mistake 544132692
Reposted by Andrew MRachel Holliday Smith @rachelholliday.bsky.social · 06/08/2026top comment: “I deadass say that the MTA can smell your fear😭😭😭” www.tiktok.com/t/ZTAsQkrSo/ 0137
Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 05/08/2026Mamdani successfully baited lots of rich idiots into self reporting their tax fraud.static.klipy.comabsolute cinemaALT: absolute cinema 091
Reposted by Andrew Mm @keptsimple.bsky.social · 05/08/2026If AIPAC's commitment to arming a rogue state isn't enough for you, I cannot emphasize enough that this organization is just a slush fund for GOP donors to influence Dem races. Their donor base is mostly conservatives who want Republicans to win. 71686397
Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 05/08/2026Making my DSA AES 2048 joke now. Please quote this skeet in 22 years when the prophecy comes true. 000
Reposted by Andrew MGiovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 04/08/2026the odyssey is a realistic depiction of what it’s like when you’re trying to get home to your girl at 2 am on the mta. it’s always some shit 1159349
Reposted by Andrew MMike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The overwhelming right wing sentiment is that COVID was an engineered bioweapon that was also harmless. Trump overreacted to it by shutting down the country, then engineered a drive to create a vaccine that was the real bioweapon that killed millions, and it's Joe Biden's fault. 10052911418
Reposted by Andrew MInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 21/07/2026There is no shame in a love this pure. 252849376
Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 21/07/2026Some classic Brian Lehrer callerbrain right now for sicko freaks who are into that. Lady calling in to yell at the Manhattan Beep demanding to know why the CP carriage horses can't just live in the park, graze on the grass fields, and we force city HS students to work in the stables. 000
Reposted by Andrew MAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/07/2026hey does anyone know where i can read a profile of some dumb asshole that fell for a reality show hosts bull shit and it took a decade for them to realize theyd been duped? oh every day in every major publication? awesome thanks 464707684
Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 20/07/2026The soccers are now burrowing underground, to return to their 4 year hibernation, where they will feed off the roots of trees and shrubs. 000
