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Andrew M

@ducalincome.com
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I live in NYC but I have good qualities too

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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 06/10/2026
My wife and I spent an hour drinking beers by the Galeta Tower trying to figure this one out. (The answer is that the word for hair and clay differ only by the dotless vs dotted i and it's a common thing mechanical translations trip up on)
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 29/09/2026
They gotta stop by "Love Valley" to get that mojo back
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 25/09/2026
It's time for that annual NYC tradition of our fall weather absolutely wrecking thousands of Sukkahs.
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 10/09/2026
This would probably look less trash if I had used an actual image model
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 06/09/2026
Came on the mound and immediately loaded the bases and gave up three runs. More like Ryan Forty-five Cents.
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 01/09/2026
The shirt is so complicated, the AI can't event handle it! That's why it costs a thousand dollars.
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 15/08/2026
The old old site still has the juice sometimes.
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 10/08/2026
Jarvis Cocker quote bubble meme image
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 07/08/2026
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 22/07/2026
"Leave this milk to the pros."
A carton of German soy milk that says "for professionals"
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 11/07/2026
She just sits there being unimpressed with the USMNT's final game.
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 07/07/2026
Go USMNT!!!
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 02/07/2026
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 27/06/2026
Turtling up and resting their stallions because their ticket is already punched.
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 25/06/2026
I think they're in some sort of conspiracy together because she is the same way.
A small black and white dog with large pointed ears sleeping on a dog bed.
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 25/06/2026
Pausa de hidratación for #scotland
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 24/06/2026
Watching the NYC results
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 23/06/2026
Not sure what my health insurance company is getting at here but uh ...
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 23/06/2026
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 22/06/2026
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 21/06/2026
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 19/06/2026
That gol calls for another pausa de hydratacion
A margarita on the rocks on a countertop
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 14/06/2026
Somewhere out there a stats dude is hurling his computer into the Bosphorus
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 14/06/2026
Oh for real?
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 09/06/2026
Similar vibes
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 09/06/2026
Old wet bitch ducking out early
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 24/05/2026
Me every morning when I wake up
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 16/05/2026
#Affordability #Lifehack: combing this with a handle of the Kirkland vodka is a great way to ruin your entire life for under $50.
A half sold pallet of Costco Kirkland brand knockoffs of the Celsius energy drink.
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 16/05/2026
Four arms clasped meme. The arms are: crow, seagull, Jeffrey Lebowski, Benjamin Franklin. The center of the image is labeled "I hate the fucking eagles"
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 15/05/2026
"NOTE: Due to the danger please do not do this"
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 14/05/2026
She is on probation today for pissing on the rug again. 😑
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 12/05/2026
I think the most memorable thing about her was the campaign just dumped fliers haphazardly all over the place in a color scheme clearly trying to ape Mamdani's graphic design in the hopes it would somehow fool people into thinking she was on his ticket.
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 03/05/2026
saw a cyber truck as environmental storytelling
A glossy black cybertruck with "EL ABOGADO JUDÍO" and an AI cartoon of a Hasidic Jewish man painted on the side. There was also a phone number but I removed it because cyber truck owners don't get free advertising.
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 28/03/2026
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 04/03/2026
Park-Cum-Industrial Area
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 12/02/2026
There is actually a dog under here. She spends every morning like this.
A pile of blankets on a bed. There is a suspicious lump under the blankets.
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 04/02/2026
I made a meme that shamelessly combines bluesky's two favorite topics (Heated Rivalry and mass transit)
Arms clasping meme. Left side says "heated rivalry fans". Right side says "R train riders transferring at Atlantic Ave-Barclays". Center says "only 2 minutes until the D. Nice."
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 02/02/2026
Cocaine Bear is an Inverse Roko's Basilisk: If someone tells you the truth about Cocaine Bear then Cocaine Bear no longer possesses the power of marriage over you specifically.
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 26/01/2026
Hey quick question you know this guy? Seems he was involved in it getting sold to MAGA oligarchs.
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 12/01/2026
This tree is an absolute gem in my neighborhood www.nycgovparks.org/facilities/g...
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 11/01/2026
Fortunately Costco sells those in bulk too. tfw you're a princess who works only for hala certified Kirkland boneless skinless.
A small black and white dog with very big ears on a green blanket
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 08/01/2026
sorry I'm not good at mspaint.
The two astronauts meme, the first astronaut is saying "wait it's all foucault's boomerang?" and the second astronaut holding the gun is wearing a poorly photoshopped ice vest
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 22/12/2025
Idk if this helps but here's a picture of my dog's butt I accidentally took last night.
Picture of the backside of a smaller black and white dog.
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 18/12/2025
Oh they know exactly what they're doing over there.
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 28/11/2025
My parents are visiting for Thanksgiving. We were taking the dog for a walk and stopped at a bar on the way back and my wife took this picture of my dad and dog and it's my new favorite photo.
An older gentleman sitting at a table with a cocktail, and a rat terrier dog. The dog has a tongue sticking out and is making a funny face.
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 10/10/2025
Curb theme song playing...
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 23/09/2025
Yes, thank you. I couldn't remember who specifically it was. And it was waaaaaay longer ago than it thought.
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 17/09/2025
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 18/08/2025
Rested. Moisturized. Thriving.
A male California sea lion sunning on a dock in an awkward pose.
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Andrew M @ducalincome.com · 01/08/2025
SatC is actually a bad show that only has a spot in HBO's prestige stable because in 2000 it was considered shocking and avant-garde for a television show to make the claim "women sometimes enjoy sex".
Normal Rockwell freedom of speech meme
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