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Diesel of Sarcasm

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You have to shoot Minions in the head. The bell tolled - it’s for thee.

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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 6h
Background note: In 1906, Littlewood's Cambridge advisor, Professor Hugh G. Asshole, suggested he prove the Riemann Hypothesis.
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 6h
no evidence. In the spirit of this anthology I should also record my feeling that there is no imaginable reason why it should be true." He then wipes his feet on computation: "The chance of finding a zero off the line in a lifetime's calculation is millions to one against."
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 6h
Mathematicians don't do empiricism, so Tao faceplants. e.g., the Riemann Hypothesis has been verified for ~10^13 zeroes, but Aleksandar Ivic doubted it. And Littlewood: "I believe this to be false. There is no evidence whatever for it... One should not believe things for which there is
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 8h
Calico cat lying on wicker chair, front paws crossed, sniffing inquisitively toward the photographer. Beside her photo is a Bluesky pop-up menu, with "Show more like this" the highlighted choice.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 13h
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 10,1954
P1- A BURGLAR STEPS THROUGH THE SLUGGO’S BEDROOM WINDOW 
P2- THE BURGLAR SEES SLUGGO ASLEEP IN HIS BED, AND HE SEES THE CONDITIONS SLUGGO IS LIVING IN
P3- THE BURGLAR FEELING SORRY FOR SLUGGO, PLACES SOME COINS INTO SLUGGO’S PIGGYBANK AS HE STEPS OUT THE WINDOW AND LEAVES
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 14h
Turns out the friction of having to learn photoshop was a crucial firewall protecting society from the terrible taste of small business owners
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 10/10/2026
One more thing about the pile of clothes in my closet before going offline. As horrified as we should be by my laziness, we should NOT lose sight of the CENTRAL role of Democrats in expanding this pile that seems to occupy more and more of my closet. It really cannot be said enough.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
https://www.instagram.com/rustycartoons?srtk=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 18h
Surprised there wasn’t more of this during Trump’s 2020-21 kicking and screaming fit.
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 22h
If you’re living your life vicariously through me, congratulations, you just bought yourself some nunchucks.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19h
crushing your hydration goals isn't enough. you need to ritually humiliate hydration goals. enact such heinous crimes against hydration goals that hydration goals' children swear an oath of vengeance
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 19h
static.klipy.com
Powerful Water Discharge from a Dam
Alt: Powerful Water Discharge from a Dam Spillway
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Joe Stieb @joestieb.bsky.social · 20h
This guy sucked.
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Lisounours @lise-l.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière
Image de deux cerfs allongés devant des rouleaux de foin
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 09/10/2026
Because he's one of the only people standing next to a Republican going, "this person is a piece of shit, I don't respect him, neither should you, he's fucking evil and he needs to go, and I don't care if it makes me sound rude saying it" LIKE EVERY DEMOCRAT SHOULD BE DOING??? MAYBE???
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There may be some NYC class thing going on here, on top of the baseline narcissism. Trump is from Queens, feels disrespected by the Manhattan types. Like co-opting the Kennedy Center, this is a way of dominating their space. I would say "I wish I knew" what drives this, but I'm glad I don't.
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Seems like "Do not hack private or public-sector cyber attack surfaces" would be an easy-to-follow directive. Perhaps these things are not intelligent.
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A lot of officeholders don't understand at a gut level that willingness to fight now comes before ideology in the eyes of most non-MAGA voters. Outside the terminally online and the consultant class, people are less concerned about policy particulars than "Will you wreck these fuckers if elected?"
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dump the two narrators. They're unnecessary exposition: Show, don't tell. Just have the child laborer in the pirate costume appear with the wagon in the first frame. That's enough to create the tension in the reader's mind which will be resolved by the final frame - the 2nd frame is superfluous.
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I can’t imagine giving a shit about not winning a Nobel Prize. This is a whole universe of brokenness.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Again, I will simply point out that Democrats do not get to talk about human beings or Americans like this, & everyone in the Democratic Party, including our former President, that keeps saying the Democrats are the ones with the language problem are not serious people: bsky.app/profile/mcop...
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Mina Li (she/her) @codenameminali.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
if you ever feel the urge to word-vomit doom in response to a stranger's post, do us all a favor and LOG THE FUCK OFF
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Suck it, other book collectors.
ABEBooks listing for a copy of Shakespeare’s Hamlet for $43.33, labeled “hardcover, signed.”
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Mina Li (she/her) @codenameminali.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FUCK. DOOMERS. that's it, that's the post.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
WE DON’T HAVE TO TOLERATE THIS DETESTABLE FOOL
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 10/10/2026
just tried the prompt "moral panic in its most distilled form" with several image models, most of them just gave me infographics on what moral panic is, but Grok Imagine 3 gave me this
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What a dick.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
BITCH DOLLARBILL
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
BUTCH ROLLERBALL
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
George the wombat was just four months old when he lost his mother in a car accident. Rescued from her pouch, this little survivor was thriving just months later. #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...
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Toni & Teddy @toniandted.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Teddy & Toni say #TGIF!! Have a great one friends! #FelineFriday #cats #catsofbluesky #orangecats #Teddy #Toni #T&T 🩶🐈‍⬛🧡🐈
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! 😍
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Eva Marie Saint's mother? Eva Marie Saint. Why mess with a name that works.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The left is collectivist; the right is all about rugged individualism
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
my deadname is Brent Crude
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So a book with two gay penguins will traumatize kids but a public execution wouldn't???
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
‪Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
TL;DR?
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There's never any "Mike Ditka was a surprisingly cool guy" stories, everyone who had to personally interacted with him seems to report stuff like this instead bsky.app/profile/john...
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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
hey quick question, am I having a stroke
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EmilyInPortland @emilyinportland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My company's wellness committee is promoting a "hydration challenge". Clearly they're referring to water-boarding.
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EmilyInPortland @emilyinportland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why is this so funny
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle youtu.be/AeUINRGWDJw?...
youtu.be
Pacing Union Pacific Big Boy #4014 Steam Train Between Tuckerman, AR & Knobel, AR (8/27/21)
YouTube video by Fan Railer
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior Zohran Mamdani, plus the Knicks, Jets and everything else Americans care about, no matter which borough they live in?
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Excuse me: Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Will Stancil?
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Dornick @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Harvard just dropped a study AI productivity in software engineering and it found the average increase in productivity from using Claude code is.....zero and for exactly the reasons you'd think fion.ac/jellyfish.pdf
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s important to remember: We still need the data centers built so that these machines may kill us all.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
They laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I'm reading Marmaduke. That dog is outrageous
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