Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 6hBackground note: In 1906, Littlewood's Cambridge advisor, Professor Hugh G. Asshole, suggested he prove the Riemann Hypothesis. 020
Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 6hno evidence. In the spirit of this anthology I should also record my feeling that there is no imaginable reason why it should be true." He then wipes his feet on computation: "The chance of finding a zero off the line in a lifetime's calculation is millions to one against." 110
Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 6hMathematicians don't do empiricism, so Tao faceplants. e.g., the Riemann Hypothesis has been verified for ~10^13 zeroes, but Aleksandar Ivic doubted it. And Littlewood: "I believe this to be false. There is no evidence whatever for it... One should not believe things for which there is 120
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 13hNancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 10,1954 382743464
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmJames Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 14hTurns out the friction of having to learn photoshop was a crucial firewall protecting society from the terrible taste of small business owners 334464763
Reposted by Diesel of Sarcasmellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 10/10/2026One more thing about the pile of clothes in my closet before going offline. As horrified as we should be by my laziness, we should NOT lose sight of the CENTRAL role of Democrats in expanding this pile that seems to occupy more and more of my closet. It really cannot be said enough. 915112
Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 18hSurprised there wasn’t more of this during Trump’s 2020-21 kicking and screaming fit. 000
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 22hIf you’re living your life vicariously through me, congratulations, you just bought yourself some nunchucks. 1121570
Reposted by Diesel of Sarcasmlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19hcrushing your hydration goals isn't enough. you need to ritually humiliate hydration goals. enact such heinous crimes against hydration goals that hydration goals' children swear an oath of vengeance 1528724
Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 19hstatic.klipy.comPowerful Water Discharge from a DamAlt: Powerful Water Discharge from a Dam Spillway 010
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmLisounours @lise-l.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière 5994652832
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 09/10/2026Because he's one of the only people standing next to a Republican going, "this person is a piece of shit, I don't respect him, neither should you, he's fucking evil and he needs to go, and I don't care if it makes me sound rude saying it" LIKE EVERY DEMOCRAT SHOULD BE DOING??? MAYBE??? 222252376
Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 10/10/2026There may be some NYC class thing going on here, on top of the baseline narcissism. Trump is from Queens, feels disrespected by the Manhattan types. Like co-opting the Kennedy Center, this is a way of dominating their space. I would say "I wish I knew" what drives this, but I'm glad I don't. 170
Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Seems like "Do not hack private or public-sector cyber attack surfaces" would be an easy-to-follow directive. Perhaps these things are not intelligent. 010
Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A lot of officeholders don't understand at a gut level that willingness to fight now comes before ideology in the eyes of most non-MAGA voters. Outside the terminally online and the consultant class, people are less concerned about policy particulars than "Will you wreck these fuckers if elected?" 010
Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Dump the two narrators. They're unnecessary exposition: Show, don't tell. Just have the child laborer in the pirate costume appear with the wagon in the first frame. That's enough to create the tension in the reader's mind which will be resolved by the final frame - the 2nd frame is superfluous. 040
Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I can’t imagine giving a shit about not winning a Nobel Prize. This is a whole universe of brokenness. 010
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmMark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Again, I will simply point out that Democrats do not get to talk about human beings or Americans like this, & everyone in the Democratic Party, including our former President, that keeps saying the Democrats are the ones with the language problem are not serious people: bsky.app/profile/mcop... 519345
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmMina Li (she/her) @codenameminali.bsky.social · 10/10/2026if you ever feel the urge to word-vomit doom in response to a stranger's post, do us all a favor and LOG THE FUCK OFF 0111
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmJack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Suck it, other book collectors. 2458470
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmMina Li (she/her) @codenameminali.bsky.social · 10/10/2026FUCK. DOOMERS. that's it, that's the post. 210015
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 10/10/2026WE DON’T HAVE TO TOLERATE THIS DETESTABLE FOOL 1749759
Reposted by Diesel of Sarcasmellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 10/10/2026just tried the prompt "moral panic in its most distilled form" with several image models, most of them just gave me infographics on what moral panic is, but Grok Imagine 3 gave me this 2302
Reposted by Diesel of Sarcasmdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026this isn't who we used to pretend to be 242764469
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026George the wombat was just four months old when he lost his mother in a car accident. Rescued from her pouch, this little survivor was thriving just months later. #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s... 1144002635
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmToni & Teddy @toniandted.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Teddy & Toni say #TGIF!! Have a great one friends! #FelineFriday #cats #catsofbluesky #orangecats #Teddy #Toni #T&T 🩶🐈⬛🧡🐈 518710
Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Eva Marie Saint's mother? Eva Marie Saint. Why mess with a name that works. 000
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The left is collectivist; the right is all about rugged individualism 1427433
Reposted by Diesel of Sarcasmgwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 09/10/2026my deadname is Brent Crude 3455
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 09/10/2026So a book with two gay penguins will traumatize kids but a public execution wouldn't??? 12543631116
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust. 4643731108
Reposted by Diesel of Sarcasmmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026There's never any "Mike Ditka was a surprisingly cool guy" stories, everyone who had to personally interacted with him seems to report stuff like this instead bsky.app/profile/john... 6828
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmGerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026hey quick question, am I having a stroke 687133122089
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmEmilyInPortland @emilyinportland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My company's wellness committee is promoting a "hydration challenge". Clearly they're referring to water-boarding. 041
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmEmilyInPortland @emilyinportland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Why is this so funny 121
Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If you see this, post your getaway vehicle youtu.be/AeUINRGWDJw?...youtu.bePacing Union Pacific Big Boy #4014 Steam Train Between Tuckerman, AR & Knobel, AR (8/27/21)YouTube video by Fan Railer 021
Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior Zohran Mamdani, plus the Knicks, Jets and everything else Americans care about, no matter which borough they live in? 000
Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Excuse me: Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Will Stancil? 000
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmButlerian Jihadist of House Dornick @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026Harvard just dropped a study AI productivity in software engineering and it found the average increase in productivity from using Claude code is.....zero and for exactly the reasons you'd think fion.ac/jellyfish.pdf 10164982536
Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It’s important to remember: We still need the data centers built so that these machines may kill us all. 000
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini. 83172701373
Reposted by Diesel of Sarcasmdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 16/09/2023They laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I'm reading Marmaduke. That dog is outrageous 051996