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🌈Danger Tits🌺 @dangertits.bsky.social · 20m
Ai Zillow gone wild house, are you fucking serious. As if people can't do this crazy shit on our own! Leave my guilty pleasure alone! www.reddit.com/r/zillowgone...
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From the zillowgonewild community on Reddit: Think you get the theme.. then BAM Hello Kitty
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Anna Maltese @annamaltese.bsky.social · 14h
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 19h
PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 3h
September 30th vs. October 1st
Hank Venture from the television show The Venture BrosHank again but this time in his batman "the bat" costume
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 5h
CODA: @mattgertz.bsky.social catches Rs revving up the old migrant caravan again. This makes it more urgent for Dems to speak to the fact that immigrants are getting viciously demonized and subjected to cruelty/injustice all around us. Let's not get inured to it: www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/fox...
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Fox News is running its midterms migrant caravan playbook again
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 2h
It is funny (in the joker way, of course) seeing people all like "what are we supposed to do, ban fraternities???" as if they're an indelible part of life and the very notion of banning them is preposterously absurd, totally unimaginable for Serious People™
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 3h
everybody thinks they're Christopher Nolan these days
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 12/12/2023
good afternoon to this couple and this couple only
young woman in a cropped tee reading
CUNT ERA
standing beside a young man in a tee reading
I'M HIGH AS FUCK AND HAVE A GUN IN MY BACKPACK
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 4h
They're moving on from trans youth towards advocating banning care for trans adults, just like we said they would.
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 5h
the sad part is that survivors fought like hell to even get expulsion for rapists on the table. when I was an activist > 10 years ago, administrators were *shocked* that we wanted expulsion as a disciplinary option.
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Peggy Blair @peggyjblair.bsky.social · 5h
I too know of a homeless man whose wife's ashes were taken when his tent encampment was torn down. They have also lost library cards and ID that is vital ... as well as the new sleeping bags and tents that strangers (like us) had purchased for them.
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 4h
It’s particularly cruel to do this to Garbo, who protected her privacy and peace but it’s not surprising she was chosen. After all, she told the world “no” and AI pushers love to run roughshod over consenf www.theguardian.com/film/2026/se...
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SKF advert review – let’s hope this dull AI Greta Garbo is not the future
Swedish-American actor exhumed for bizarre, humourless 99 seconds that give us another reason to resent AI
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🌈Danger Tits🌺 @dangertits.bsky.social · 10h
I just ordered new platform sandals and if they are not everything I ever dreamed of I'm lighting them on fire
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 13h
episode 080
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🌈Danger Tits🌺 @dangertits.bsky.social · 12h
If I were you I'd take p r e c a u t i o n
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🌈Danger Tits🌺 @dangertits.bsky.social · 13h
Society really took a nosedive when we stopped naming dirty magazines and lingerie shops things like oh là là
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🌈Danger Tits🌺 @dangertits.bsky.social · 13h
I'm a real pants man
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StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 21h
Tent and sleeping bag taken care of! Aaaahhhhhhh! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH 🖤💜💙 Please consider reposting! We're almost there!
Updated shopping list:

Brown tarp 10x12 $35
Bungee cord $20

Portable power station $150

Sleeping bag $40PayPal: @lexshepard
Venmo: @Lex_Shepard
Cash App: $LexxShepard
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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🌈Danger Tits🌺 @dangertits.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Counting my blessings big time. If I was shown much of that my blood pressure would fuckin pop a valve
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I noticed last year that sweetgreen pivoted to MAHA when it started advertising seed oil-free french fries. Going MAHA is what a failing restaurant chain does now to get free advertising.
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🌈Danger Tits🌺 @dangertits.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alleigha Botner might be the luckiest slut ever for successfully weaseling out of any charges. This case would be high comedy if not for the fact that Ashley is dead. That poor woman, my heart breaks for those little girls. Mom is gone, and that's your dad 💔
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StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Help me get a new tent? Please? I need shelter and for my stuff to not get rained on.
A fucked up tent bug shield need a new tent please help me buy a new tent I'm fucking homeless in the fucken woods y'all please, damn.PayPal: @lexshepard
Venmo: @Lex_Shepard
Cash App: $LexxShepard
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🌈Danger Tits🌺 @dangertits.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone use the tool of the enemy to level the playing field when it comes to job hunting? I'm talking about letting the ai attached to whatever career search engine jazz up your resume. I think it's stupid af and I hate it, but the people hiring love it, so am I cheating correctly? Ugh. Ugh.
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🌈Danger Tits🌺 @dangertits.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't even know what texas is, so idk how I could choose it ☹️
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Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How do so many people not know what POV means?
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🌈Danger Tits🌺 @dangertits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching Fury Road and I'm reminded especially now that I live back west that I might need a dirt bike
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m not sure of the age of this Rolling Stone writer but it’s not a new thing for cool people to not like or know the most popular song. In fact, I come from a time where we would goof on you for liking the most popular song in the world
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🌈Danger Tits🌺 @dangertits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is a sweet look. Why do I feel like the prairie trend (sorry, "cottagecore") we just had somehow missed this completely? Everything had to be flour sack print
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Hourly Twin Peaks @hourlytwinpeaks.bagpuss.org · 27/09/2026
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S03E05 The Return, Part 5: Case Files June 4 2017
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you’re either listening to music with me or you’re listening to music against me
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Trent saying "I never understood hate for lazy people. We didn't even do anything," to his sister Jane, on "Daria."
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🌈Danger Tits🌺 @dangertits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think I want to listen to that murderers ai produced, screaming song he wrote for his mistress again. It was so bad and such perfect horror/comedy. I hope he dies of shame for many reasons. This being the last reason. That fucker killed his wife for no god damned reason.
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🌈Danger Tits🌺 @dangertits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh shit when did it get so late? I guess I did get off work at 9. And I spent at least an hour bitching.
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🌈Danger Tits🌺 @dangertits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My hair looks 90s as fuck because I need new styling products and a blow-dryer with a diffuser to make it more 70s like I planned. Right now I'm doing it all flippy with an old flat iron I found and it reminds me of when I had the Rachel in 8th grade
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🌈Danger Tits🌺 @dangertits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drinking 🍹🥂🎃👺👽🫀 Now I'm just hitting emojis I don't ever use 🦪🪼🐙🦑🪸🫧🦂
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DAT BUNN @bunnzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Judge: "you are aware we are in an 'up your butt with a coconut' state."
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Prosecutor: “and did you then tell the defendant, ‘up your nose with a rubber hose’?” Me: “no I believe the exact words were ‘up your ass with a tank of gas’.”
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🍟 ~hanni~ 🍟 @saffronscarf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
well well well, if it isn’t ol’
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🌈Danger Tits🌺 @dangertits.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I sure wish t-swizzle would just ride her husband off into the sunset and like, be quiet for a minute. Just shut the fuck up, no more PR stuff. No albums. Just go home!
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🌈Danger Tits🌺 @dangertits.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyone that hates on Susan can unfollow me this second
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Victoria Rose Richards @aerialembroidery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
'You'll choke too' - I wanted to reshare my wildfire aerial embroidery now summer is finally over as it really meant a lot to me. Autumn is here but as the fruit ripened much earlier than normal, I worry the little birds and animals won't have enough for the winter...
An embroidery hoop containing an embroidered aerial view landscape. The landscape depicts a burning wildfire, with dry forest on the right and smoke on the left, with a line of bright flames down the centre.
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🌈Danger Tits🌺 @dangertits.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I didn't mind them bringing drinks (especially when hot) but leaving your super wet fast food iced soda to leave a ring on our antique side table really pissed me off. Don't bring sweating, messy drinks and set them just anywhere!!
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 24/09/2026
Tweet by merman_melville: Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it really needs to be more openly discussed that all the people advocating for “we should be fine with losing basic skills if we get more systems thinking” are men, meaning socialized to expect to be able to offload basic tasks of daily living onto a wife as part of their compensation for existing
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🌈Danger Tits🌺 @dangertits.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So I guess more funding and training on "how to not kill civilians and then get a tattoo to celebrate" won't work?
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