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Melody Joy Kramer @mkramer.bsky.social · 2h
if you come across a good typing game, let me know. the ones of our youth are gone and I haven’t found anything that feels like batting away flies on the highways of mavis beacon.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
@helenbranswell.bsky.social was probably the only person on here who each year closely tracked/posted US pediatric flu deaths—always covering every change for past seasons, too. these threads never got much notice or attention, but she kept writing them because she believed they should be reported.
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Dornick @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Harvard just dropped a study AI productivity in software engineering and it found the average increase in productivity from using Claude code is.....zero and for exactly the reasons you'd think fion.ac/jellyfish.pdf
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🖌 Myandra sez: 🖍 Impeach the MF'er soon. We're waiting. @myandra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Poor Agatha!
One witch is asking the other why she is so sad. 
She says she can't have children
The first witch says, "Allergies aren't the end of the world."
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 01/10/2026
god grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change and the change to make a wish in this fountain
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hello im the CEO and i can’t do anything without the support of the simpering vizier that lives in the computer. in order to keep collecting an offensively meager paycheck you too must consult the vizier regularly. don’t worry he has lots of uses other than just hopefully putting you out of a job
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 04/10/2026
I live in one of the few areas in Milwaukee where you can do this and you’d have to pull me out of here with a train
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Da Scary Rose @modernmodron.itch.io · 29/09/2026
now this is the good stuff
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shafer brown @shaferbrown.com · 31/08/2026
soup season (2021)
2021 commissiomed portrait of a cat stirring soup through a kitchen window, atop a wood stove
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I like the simple yet effective style Schulz’s “low winter sun” Otherwise I have 3% an idea wtf this was about. Was there any additional context?
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Jay Justice @jayjustice.net · 14/08/2026
Tfw you've been at the store for hours and you just want to go home but then your mom sees ANOTHER friend that she has to stop and talk to for 20 minutes 🫠😭
A mama Pallas cat with a wide open mouthed expression of surprise with a tiny, weary looking Pallas cat kitten next to her
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 10/09/2026
Answering all my doctor's questions with "that's a great question"
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
PC Gamer's Guide to Netiquette: Stay on topic! Don't be going to the Monster Truck Madness chatroom looking for cybersex. 📖: PC Gamer, April 1997
A snippet of a feature on internet gaming:

Netiquette
The Internet is a big and scary place, but if you behave your- self, you have little chance of being shunned and humiliated in front of elder gamers. Here are a few tips to keep you from being booted, dissed, or other- wise looked down upon by your gaming comrades.
1. If you're in a specified chat room, attempt to stay on topic. Very few people go into a Monster Truck Madness chat room in hopes of cybersex.
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
wonder if any of the media people or politicians who have been screaming about socialism will bother to go to the enormous, public Socialism 2026 gathering in Chicago this weekend
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Benj Edwards @benjedwards.com · 03/09/2026
We have this really fat cardinal named Gary that hangs out in our yard and he’s awesome
Gary the red cardinal bird sitting on a fence
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh right everyone
Fb post:

On this day
5 years ago
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Keith Décent
Jul 20, 2020 • 0
Not so deep thought:
The unmarked federal officers that have been
"arresting" protestors in Oregon and the ones who were in DC are going to be the ones in the streets of major cities on election night under the guise of
"protecting people from antifa terrorists." They'll be
"guarding" polling stations, in predominantly liberal districts, and they'll be the ones surrounding the White House, protecting Trump when he loses the election and refuses to leave.
Except there will be more of them. Lots more. They will be Border Patrol, ICE, and Corrections Officers who are deputized by and only follow orders from Trump and are some of his most ardent supporters.
They will brutalize anyone who takes to the streets to protest the results.
What we are seeing now is a dress rehearsal.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I can't stop laughing at this picture of Dragon at the groomer.
Dragon the cat getting groomed with a "what the fuck is you doing??" look on his face.A close-up of his very funny face.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
They made this reply in the Bluesky Lab, it may not be the most pure Bluesky response ever but it is in the slide deck
Don't pile on this guy, he's silly, but earnest
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
HORUS: I was nine years old on a moon with a name I never learned, holding a mandate in one hand and a match in the other, and it burned — he said bring them into compliance, so I brought them into compliance, which is a word we invented so we'd never have to say the quiet part in silence.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 22/08/2026
This created a great opportunity for me to tell my kids everything I know about Mothra.
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Real Deal Space Bird Energy (C.A. MacLean) @camroundabout.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Left Needs To Critically Re-Evaluate Its Own Priorities by A Name The Reader Is Vaguely Familiar With And A Quick Wiki Search Confirms Is Connected To Think Tanks With The Most Ominous Names Imaginable
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's Time For The Left To Have A Conversation That Has Already Happened Multiple Times But I Didn't Care Then
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Throwback to the time I found one of my cats practicing mindfulness in my garden.
My late cat Ralph looking super chilled out, during his Buddhism phase, at a point where, by his own admission, his sideburns had reached their unimpeachable apex.
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
3 iced coffees
2 dogs lying in from of wall graffiti that says extreme girls
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Enjoying the bluesky speed camera debate
Weightlifting skeleton meme: “American culture is a machine that turns leftists into libertarians”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
are you offended, jon
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Gus from Alley Cats is talking to Jon Arbuckle.
Gus: This ain’t Garfield Jon, you fackin’ cunt”

Panel 2:
Gus: Ooh are you offended? You curly headed twat

Panel 3:
Gus: Too EDGY for ya?

Panel 4:
Jon (leaning in) I drank dog semen
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What's that tweet about how in some bits of the left you can't ever propose a policy if it would ever inconvenience a sympathetic person? It's basically a corollary of that that you can never recognise your successes as such if there are ever sympathetic people not having a good time despite them.
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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
one of the keys to happiness is the ability to recognize and acknowledge the negative consequences of things you think are good without being weird about it. i think many people struggle with politics bc they're fixated on justification and don't know how to jump from justification to acceptance.
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Local Cat Photographer @drunkdalek.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“Shrek should be sent to the Hague” is something many parents have called for over the last 25 years, and they’re finally getting their wish, but not exactly in the way they’d hoped
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Kayleigh Donaldson @ceilidhann.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Odyssey (dir. Christopher Nolan)
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Many white Americans just need to have a more normal psychological relationship to... like... the concept of black people. We're not walking morality fables, we're just people who on a case by case basis you might agree or disagree with . Whatever is going on here ain't good for you.
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Daniel - Desert Apostate @hcexvangelical.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The asshole administration is planning to remove the mining buffer around Chaco Canyon in New Mexico. This is being done without tribal or expert input and the public comment time is incredibly, and cowardly short. Please comment to help try and save Chaco. www.koat.com/article/chac...
koat.com
Chaco Canyon public comment period opens, as BLM proposes reopening 336,000 acres to mineral leasing
A new federal assessment could reshape the future of development near Chaco Canyon. Here’s what’s in the plan and how long the public has to weigh in.
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MegaApple @megaapple18.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This one reply really struck me
Yoshiyuki Tomino, the anime director famous for Gundam, also emphasized the importance of studying stage plays, literature, and literary arts to cultivate a nuanced understanding of expression and reading comprehension.

That's why it's not uncommon to hear that works created by otaku with narrow knowledge, raised solely on comics, anime, and games, end up lacking any depth.
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/07/2026
it’s so funny to imagine a silicon valley striver getting invited to a top-secret “ideas conference” ready to learn the Secrets of the Elites only to get trapped on an understuffed hotel chair for eight hours while a very sweaty billionaire rants about how the Actual Devil lives inside chinese RAM
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
You have some wonderful stories of basically getting away with stuff at the studios.

I’d learned one very simple trick: say yes. Simply say yes. Like Joseph E. Levine, on “The Producers,” said, “The curly-haired guy—he’s funny looking. Fire him.” He wanted me to fire Gene Wilder. And I said, “Yes, he’s gone. I’m firing him.” I never did. But he forgot. After the screening of “Blazing Saddles,” the head of Warner Bros. threw me into the manager’s office, gave me a legal pad and a pencil, and gave me maybe twenty notes. He would have changed “Blazing Saddles” from a daring, funny, crazy picture to a stultified, dull, dusty old Western. He said, “No farting.” I said, “It’s out.”That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.

I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.

That’s great advice for life.

It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The Angel Belly of Cleansing is here to heal your timeline. Photo from my collection, ca. 1970s.
Photo looking down at a beautiful longhaired white cat on a brown carpet. The cat is sprawled out on its back exposing its glorious fluffy belly, it’s little leggies flopping to the sides.
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Dave Krantz @weskrantz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
it’s a bit noisy this morning but at least the cats are united in their disapproval
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Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A phenomenon I've noticed recently is people trying to occupy some untenable middleground wrt to the use of systems sold as "AI" -- this is a position where people try to recognize the harms of this tech but also hold space for "responsible" or "ethical" use. 🧵>>
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
ok well this cheered me up
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