Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 6hNote: If you are doing a crossfit session and the trainer makes a nervous whistling sound when looking at the weights you've picked out TREAT THIS AS FAIR WARNING!!! YOU HAVE OVERESTIMATED YOURSELF AND YOU MIGHT DIE!!!!! 6661
Reposted by Sacha CowardTrans+ Solidarity Alliance @transsolidarity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Today is Andy Burnham’s first party conference speech as PM. We’ve taken your messages from the mass lobby on tour to Labour conference in Liverpool, with our friends at @transactualuk.bsky.social and @scottishtrans.bsky.social We aren’t going anywhere. 7606171
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Knowing there is a spelling mistake in a post and not being able to change it is liked ants crawling behind my eyes!!! 4720
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A year and a half ago I'd never done theatre before... yesterday I spent the entire day improvising as a cardboard knight in a magical forest whilst being chased (and occasionally climbed) by hoards of feral children!! 🤣 61675
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I worked with a bunch of queer teenagers in Twickenham (at Orleans House Gallery) and LOOK LOOK LOOK... we made an exhibition!!! 719510
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If AI is actually good and useful then why do I need a pop-up in every goddamn app and program asking me if I want to use it every 5 seconds?!!! 41164
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Do I give more orange cat or labrador energy? I need to settle a debate. 42553
Reposted by Sacha CowardTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Vet: "What breed is he?" Me: "... Orange?" www.tom-cox.com/jim/ 1832522
Reposted by Sacha CowardBart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves. 10380942794
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Writing about GamerGate is making me into a crazy person. 3510
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Walking through Central Birmingham and there is a man playing AI generated religious reggae over a speaker... and there is something so deeply dystopic about hearing a pitchperfect robot skinwalker croon about how I need Jesus. 3733
Reposted by Sacha Cowardthe4thpip @the4thpip.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A year later, I finally got it in Germany. 0221
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This Saturday I will be in character all day as part of the immersive 'Mabon Tree' event at Lansdown Hall in Stroud! Meet Benry. A spoilt overgrown princling who stole his dad's sword to go off into the forest and become a hero. Thing is, he's terrible at it and scared of pretty much everything!! 1951
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Me thinking I'd finished a chapter draft for my next book: FFS *opens laptop* 3356
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Leftist no... put down the AI... no, bad Leftist. BAD! No. You don't need to use- NO BAD! 310410
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The unironic existence of the euphemisms 'grape' and 'sewer slide' are such an indictment of the mirror world we've built. 6656
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 20/09/202615% of trains in the UK are delayed. 4% of trains in the UK are cancelled. This is insane! 7481
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Beautiful day with my kickass lioness artist mum! 01440
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My stupid toxic trait is...you know those 'can you hang from a bar for 90 seconds' scam things at Tottenham Court Road, that rotate, and are definitely a scam?! I think I could do it... I DEFINITELY couldn't... but I THINK I could... 3400
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The whole world is Silksong with those with eyes to see... 2342
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The apoplectic rage I feel when I am entering a password and the red text pops up underneath saying 'incorrect password' before I have even finished... like babe, wait, calm down and give me a bloody moment of peace lord help me! 41042
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ok about a month into crossfit and in surprise to absolutely NOBODY... Sacha like 'lift big thing' but very no like 'now do it quick'. 4790
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Dear small businesses I'd much much much rather see your ugly Microsoft Paint Papyrus font 'graphic design is my passion' flyer than anything AI. 415026
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Last night Mikey's fun surprise was pulling a 35kg dumbbell off a weight bench at 4AM. Tonight it was climbing out the shower window and getting stuck in a drainpipe! 4440
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm being a little writing hobbit! Currently working on an article about dragons for a children's magazine. 11531
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I think I have whatever the opposite of resting bitch face is. This is the third time in a month that a bus driver has (unprompted) told me about their bowels. 11820
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If you don't like something in this world, you are an off switch. 2200
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Oh no the scary brain-melting nightmare-nexus water slurp god box is hurting us... such a shame that all the people who benefit from it financially say it's 100% inevitable... oh well, lol look at me as if I was in the 80s as a studio Ghibli toy uWu! 1515
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I remember when he was small enough to fit in one hand 😭 1753012
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The fear of being 'cringe' is destroying the minds of our youth. 3673
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I just killed Nyleth! For those who have no idea what I'm on about, don't worry it's a videogame thing. For those that do, yassss goodbye bird plant thorn screaming diva!!! 2271
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just watched the trailer to the new Carrie adaptation and (having not seen the series yet) I have some thoughts about media's inability to depict bullying in a believable or nuanced way. 1/ 66411
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 11/09/2026*Tiktok dance* I lift weights coz I equate my worth with not being the painfully awkward skinny teenager I was but I feel guilty for betraying him because he was a nice kid also I kind of want to fight the Grim Reaper and win I know that's silly I'm too poor for a therapist 🎶 4661
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Every time I have a random pain in my arm...static.klipy.comAdora's Shock: This Can't Be ItALT: Adora's Shock: This Can't Be It 5430
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Nintendo could do the most wonderfully insane genderfuck thing... they won't but.... 1263
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm writing a chapter about Gamergate... wish me luck...static.klipy.comLink's Pot Lid Breaks in ZeldaALT: Link's Pot Lid Breaks in Zelda 5710
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The way DT isn't just a bad guy but the archetypal 90s end of game boss. A sort of hulking cigar-smoking kingpin type, even seen as laughably unsubtle by 8 year-olds. 7794
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Made a new 'friend' at the little village gym today, German man in his 60s who really likes to slap you on your back mid-set and then shout 'STARK!' loudly... almost gave me a heart attack about three times! 5520
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There are a LOT of gays on the beach today and not in a fun yay-queer-lols kind of way... it's giving piranha tank. 5440
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm just a Brit... on a beautiful beach... begging Americans to use their inside voices! 121150
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My new favourite people in the universe are Rebecca Heineman and Jennell Jaquays. I kind of don't even want to tell you who they are and let you look them up... 5251
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A challenging situation. I am writing about a transgender woman (now deceased) who had a very complicated relationship with her transition, having some major regrets about the process, but also a lot of this was tied to her treatment by others... 1/ 4434
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 06/09/2026There is a statue of a young man in the village of Marpissa that I have seen since I was a boy. I was always told he was a martyr, that he refused to tell the Nazis where the Greek villagers were hiding and was hung from a tree. 1/2 41237
Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Hiked along the Byzantine trail of Paros to go look at some graves #HistoriansOnTour 21090