ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I may watch and read and fall in love with many more anime and manga over the course of my life but for as long as I live none of them will ever compare to Fullmetal Alchemist. 010
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026WDYM one of the Starbomb openers ended with a fucking Prince of Egypt song guys I think I’m in love with a man who calls himself Scoochie Boochie 020
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Been thinking a lot about how my high school ex-boyfriend would not defend me when his best friend (who I thought was my friend, too) crossed my clearly stated boundaries and tried to make sexual advances. At some point, my ex started encouraging it, even after I told him to stop. 100
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I can’t stop thinking about Jane Doe. I’m just so sad. 000
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Four hours, 30+ captchas, and 10 auto-refreshes later, I finally made it onto the Pokemon Center website... and everything was sold out! Because duh! Clearly getting into the online queue literal seconds after it went up is not enough! I bet if I was a bot I'd be swimming in ETBs rn! 000
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The best part about Bluesky is that I’m basically just talking to myself. This whole app is just a glorified diary for me. 010
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think hugging my best friend for 15 minutes straight would fix me. 000
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In the title for today’s Q&A I referenced Singin’ in the Rain and in the title for Thursday’s Q&A I’m quoting a 1970s synth pop song they really just be letting me do anything in this magazine nowadays lmao 000
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me when my friend is talking about their hyperfixation: That is very nice and neat, I am so happy for you ☺️ Me when my hyperfixation unexpectedly crosses over with my friend’s hyperfixation: 🫨 110
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Think I’m just gonna rewatch FMA:B because my brain is too loud 001
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The one program I need to do my job rn isn’t working and I’m about to crash out about it 000
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every time I try to think of how I would react if one of my friends told me they were pregnant all I can come up with is some straight up Looney Tunes shit (but that’s probably because none of them have made it clear that they’d even want that so maybe that’s the issue here lol) 000
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Saw a bitch say this was what the weather was like right before Sandy and I’m sitting here like don’t fucking do that to me. Not this close to the anniversary of Hurrication lmfao 100
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Taylor, bb, I’m begging you to let these songs cook for just a little bit longer, you’ve been serving raw dough, man. 000
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Thinking about when Kate said Fast Five was the worst movie in the Fast Saga and I literally immediately yelled “ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKNG MIND?” lmfao 000
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 25/09/202615 years of friendship means sending unhinged late-night voice memos of me doing impressions of classical music arangements I can’t remember the name of because I just assume @patmdickerson.bsky.social will understand and have that information filed away somewhere 010
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I think my friends are allergic to giving context. 010
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Can’t believe it’s been a year since Kevin and I got sucked into a random Silksong VOD and now I watch PointCrow every day lmao 010
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My response to good news from a colleague (I am fun to work with) 020
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026today is peak “professor, can we have class outside today” weather 100
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026All this has told me is that I love Pokémon and hate rules 220
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026CURLED UP COZY UNDER THE COVERS WEARING LONG PANTS WINDOWS WIDE OPEN THIS IS FUCKING IT FOLKS 010
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026my lil gremlin hands are itchy i want to SPEND MONEY 000
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m not a person, I’m a time bomb @patmdickerson.bsky.social 110
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I can’t believe my favorite show got canceled TWICE. 010
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hate how the days leading up to my period make me feel like life isn’t worth living lmao 000
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If @alexborbolla.bsky.social isn’t answering me during the workday, I assume she’s locked in. If @patmdickerson.bsky.social isn’t answering me during the workday, I assume he’s dead. 120
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026In a better timeline, the orange man’s obsession with Mamdani is a sitcom plot. 010
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026One of the picture books we reviewed this week is called "One Fine Day, or How a Fart Sorted Things Out" (by Justin Worsley), I grow fonder and fonder of picture books by the day, lmfao 000
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I spent this entire dreary Sunday playing Pokemon, snacking, and napping, what a day. 000
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You simply can’t convince me that a flamethrower to the face isn’t the solution to 90% of Pokémon battles 000
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026READIED AN ACTION FOR TWO ROUNDS AND ACTUALLY MANAGED TO KILL A BITCH WITH IT I AM A GOD 010
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Extremely funny to me that I put “get a tattoo” on the same urgency level as “get a haircut” in terms of preparing for Dan and Scarlett's wedding, lmfao 000
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I sure do own a lot of mugs for a bitch who rarely drinks hot beverages. 000
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Nobody fucking speak to me. My flabbers are gasted. I am so blessed. 000
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I GOT A POKEMON 30th ANNIVERSARY ETB!!!!! I WAS GENUINELY SO EXCITED I CRIED IN THE TARGET PARKING LOT!!!!!!!!!! 010
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I wasn’t thinking about making a well-rounded team I was just thinking about my faves 🥰 000
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The only thing that could make the giant PointCrow doodle plush better is if it was weighted 100
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It’s gonna take forever (because the camera makes me want to die and I need to not get hyperfixated if I want to ever do any work again) but I am determined to finally beat Wind Waker by myself (I only ever beat it when I was 10 because my brother fought all the bosses) 100
ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Feeling supremely bummed out by existing in general rn 000