drewcifergie.bsky.social @drewcifergie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I still look at the critics reviews and meter (though also a flawed metric), but I have a friend who lives and dies by the audience meter and I actively judge them for it 000 0
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026shane gillis is so unfunny that putting him on national tv is the same thing as throwing him under the bus lol 42174295 0
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Here is my stand-up comedy special Butterfly Pavilion 🦋🎨 I hope you enjoy 👽 youtu.be/9OYtBmBqFO0youtu.beBenny Feldman - Butterfly Pavilion - Stand-Up Comedy SpecialYouTube video by Benny Feldman 317443 0
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialChipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026 110104382381 0
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I remember pouring you a glass at a friend's house in SF after another mutual friend's wedding in 17'. I was decanting another,you didn't want to wait "honey badger drinks when he wants". I made the clutch move of ordering us pizza at 1am... 0233 0
drewcifergie.bsky.social @drewcifergie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026At least he also hates his own sentences 000 0
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026We were all treated to a demonstration of what happens when one guy gets too much money and makes himself everyone's problem, and there's no political consensus to stop that from happening again. Enough to make you feel insane 182478309 0
drewcifergie.bsky.social @drewcifergie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Genuine new thing to be concerned about, lonely older people being misinformed by the friendly bullshit machine 021 0
drewcifergie.bsky.social @drewcifergie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Have you ever had the milk and cookies flavor from Ben and Jerry's 000 0
drewcifergie.bsky.social @drewcifergie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Me when my Outlook inbox number keeps going up 000 0
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026the Michigan primary was close enough that you can pretty plausibly say it was the weird voice that lost it for Haley Stevens 40141352 0
drewcifergie.bsky.social @drewcifergie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Vacation so relatable though. It really is all I ever wanted. 110 0
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialHagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him 138126592829 0
drewcifergie.bsky.social @drewcifergie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Extremely funny considering nobody at comic con cares about this project 010 0
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Bought a white noise machine to try to drown out the babbling brook running through my back yard 122125 0
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 16/07/2026High of 92, 68-degree dew point - this is just more Chudler weather 1153 0
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialTricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 15/07/2026everyone get ready for the new website *I* am going to have. it will be called normal website and the things I put on it will be normal 1664766 0
drewcifergie.bsky.social @drewcifergie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026You joke but in middle school another kid literally said this to me 000 0
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE. 10726504420329 0
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026I choose to believe the Knicks winning broke the final seal. 372271204 0
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialJamie @booravenxer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The universe keeps hitting the wrong target but it's getting closer. 421124311522 0
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026i think there’s an intensely homophobic way to do ‘lindsey graham was gay lol’ but there’s also a way to just relish that if he had to be a disgusting, opportunistic warmonger at least he almost certainly lived and died in a poisonous state of self denial and loneliness 2123898 0
drewcifergie.bsky.social @drewcifergie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026They want to show they will not be INTIMIDATED! Anyway extra extra security pwease 🥺 010 0
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialThought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Feeling really left out that Mitch McConnell is calling everyone but me 1683942471 0
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal 1080922189 0
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 06/07/2026Mitch McConnell remains in a sealed box with a cesium atom 927730 0
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I sort of thought the Madison Square Garden bit was a joke but no, you truly cannot buy taste with all the money on earth 2158728 0
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The beauty of sports is you can just decide at any point “I give a shit about this now. Against all reason.” Ten minutes later you hate one of the teams more than life and it’s all downhill from there. 555300698 0
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 03/07/2026the kelce bros tearfully disassembling their bunk bed 425992683 0
drewcifergie.bsky.social @drewcifergie.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The process server if the Empire State building couple gets divorced: ok so you're SURE she's up there 000 0
drewcifergie.bsky.social @drewcifergie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The X-Force intro to the new episode of X-Men 97 makes me SO happy 000 0
