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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Total Vindication

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Mere Smith @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

FATALITY

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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 23h

it is very cool to have the livelihood of every creative person on earth obliterated by people who don’t understand what art is for

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phylan @phylan.website · 28/09/2026

text from quoted where meta ai is explaining how badly it fucked up

Gil from the Simpsons lamenting "Oh, Gils in a lot of trouble "

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Verlander being taken out of his final game: aww, it's his daughter! he's crying! we're crying! how can you not be romantic about baseball! Scherzer being taken out of his (maybe) final game: and Scherzer is baring his teeth ... and there's the bite! it'll take a few minutes to clean up the blood

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SW(rath 🌈🖕🏻) @toasterposey.art · 27/09/2026

There will be nothing like the Four Man Booth ever again.

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LOLKNBR @lolknbr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

One last time … with feeling, everybody!

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SF Giants Bot @giantbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

🤖 SFGiants Kruk & Kuip through the years 🥹

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 27/09/2026

Lmfao Kuip’s duct tape stick figure.

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Jose Carlos Fajardo @fuzyjoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

San Francisco Giants MLB broadcaster and former pitcher Mike Krukow, right, works alongside longtime partner Duane Kuiper during their MLB game at Oracle Park in San Francisco, Calif., on Sunday, Sept. 26, 2026. #mikekrukow #sfgiants #mlb

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SW(rath 🌈🖕🏻) @toasterposey.art · 27/09/2026

As much as I would like to stop crying and probably won’t for the next 3 hours, I can’t help but think of how many things in life you don’t realize you’re doing for the last time. At least we can all feel this together.

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 27/09/2026

Didn’t even make it to first pitch.

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can a dog be shot and killed by a finger gun? It can at least act like it was

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 27/09/2026

It’s Kruk’s final game and I am ready to crryyyyyyyy

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 27/09/2026

After this performance from Edwards, Gunn cannot start again this season.

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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My goodness, what an incredible moment. After Justin Verlander secured the final out of his career, Tigers manager A.J. Hinch came out of the dugout...to summon Verlander's daughter out to embrace her dad on the mound.

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Paul Nadeau @pauljnadeau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli

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Josh Spiegel @mousterpiece.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“He needs to be eating worms” is maybe the funniest quote the Times has ever published.

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Ben Wright @benwright.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

As punishment, City will forfeit the top spot in the 2027 SuperDraft, drop five spots down in the allocation order, lose three international spots, and be fine $4.5 million in 2027-28 General Allocation Money.

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Poorly Drawn Arsenal @poorlydrawnarsenal.com · 25/09/2026

I want to know what the one charge that the panel was like "actually that one isnt that bad"

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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The idea that "Nazis like Wagner" (never really true) let people conjure a fantasy of sophisticated but monstrous high-culture fascists. But no, Curzio Malaparte made that stuff up to save his own neck, and there was that cool clockwork guy in Hellboy, but real fascists are hooting chuds.

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Robin Mcmichen @robinmcmichen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Happy 47th anniversary to Gang Of Four's Entertainment! (released Sept 25, '79) [🎥: Damaged Goods ▪︎ Atlanta, April '25] @gangoffour.bsky.social #jonking @tedleo.bsky.social @hugenjolly.bsky.social #gailgreenwood

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

GenAI evangelists: there is no deskilling. You become as a god, a machine god, you- Every GenAI CEO: no one needs to know how to read and also I don't know how to put my pants on anymore

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ponder @ponder.ooo · 24/09/2026

plenty of people run llm based agents with powerful models and do not end up hacking anyone. this is not an ai alignment problem, it is an openai being routinely criminally negligent as a company problem

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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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Susan Slusser @susanslusser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Mike Krukow’s message to Giants fans? ‘You did more for me than I’ve ever done for you’ - an emotional stroll around the concourse with Krukow, plus how his relationship with the public means he’s never truly retiring: www.sfchronicle.com/sports/giant... via @sfchronicle

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Mike Krukow to Giants fans: ‘You did more for me than I’ve ever done for you’

A sense of shared joy in the San Francisco Giants, love and care form the connective tissue between Mike Krukow and the fans who have been his devoted listeners for 37 years.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

26 years ago

onion headline from 2000: Black Guy Photoshopped In, showing side-by-sides of a cover of a course guide with a Black student added to the second cover

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

the fact that this Military Installation and Ballroom is dangerously non compliant with building code will be a National Security Issue necessitating a free executive hand in Knocking It Down

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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026

A friend sent me this one last night.

Post:

unbearable experience @paso • Sep 17
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just remembered that time i was stealth mode at a conference and this guy asked me how come i 'decided to work on trans communities as a cis gay man' and i panicked and just replied 'well, marxism' to which he just said
'right of course

Reply:

river
@KuwaCos
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disco elysium roll

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Honestly kind of thrilling how shitty Jameis Winston looks out there.

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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I have been turning this quote over and over in my head and still can't quite wrap my head around the idea

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 21/09/2026

So, uh, pretty good seats for the second game of the day.

Baseball game in a stadium at night with players on the field and spectators in the stands. A person in a black hat sits in the foreground. The word PARK is visible in red lights.

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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

why should a shark have to play barefoot? that'd make no sense

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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Pete Hegseth went to the A&M game and they lost to Kentucky for the first time in over 70 years. THERE IS NO BATTLE HE CANT LOSE.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 19/09/2026

WHEN THE INTENTIONAL SAFETY GOES WRONG NC STATE FUMBLES AND VANDY RECOVERS AND WINS AS TIME EXPIRES

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again

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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 19/09/2026

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 19/09/2026

Just found this vending machine and there is a dude in this bar with a shirt that just says TAXES ARE GAY. I have entered a portal to another dimension.

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