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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 21/09/2026

So, uh, pretty good seats for the second game of the day.

Baseball game in a stadium at night with players on the field and spectators in the stands. A person in a black hat sits in the foreground. The word PARK is visible in red lights.

Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 19/09/2026

Just found this vending machine and there is a dude in this bar with a shirt that just says TAXES ARE GAY. I have entered a portal to another dimension.

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 11/09/2026

Check out this fucking demon I just found on a mug at the place I’m staying.

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 09/09/2026

Waiting for the bus in San Diego inside a blast furnace.

95 degrees feeling 109 degrees in San Diego

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 07/09/2026

Huge rec for Christopher Clark’s Revolutionary Spring, a comprehensive but also extremely readable history of the revolutions of 1848. It’s deeply researched and detailed but also contains extremely amusing vignettes like this.

went off when a demonstrator struck it on the hammer with a stick. Nei-
ther shot caused an injury, but the crowd, thinking with its ears, was
convinced that the troops had begun to shoot civilians. Word of this
outrage passed swiftly through the city. The rather surreal attempt of the
Palace to correct this misinformation by employing two civilians to walk
the streets with a massive linen banner bearing the words: 'A Misunder-
standing! The king has the best intentions!' was predictably futile.

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 07/09/2026

Unbelievable Death of Marat pull here.

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 07/09/2026

lol yes absolutely forgotten, which is a fucking shame.

Last.fm charts for Glass And Ashes showing 31 listeners on their top track in the last year

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 06/09/2026

It’s really fucked the Etruscans essentially solved drinkware in 500 BC and yet I can’t buy a LegFace anywhere.

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 30/08/2026

The Ballers missed on their straight.

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 30/08/2026

Can you tell I don’t wear shorts very often?

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 30/08/2026

Can check from the port-a-potty at the minor league baseball game.

A can of modelo next to some charmingly simple cat graffiti

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 17/08/2026

folks I am pleased to announce a new S Tier Ice Cream Sandwich

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 25/07/2026

Coyote on the golf course and I caught it mid-pounce!

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 15/07/2026

We were talking about England/Argentina in the group chat earlier and I’m nothing if not consistent.

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 02/07/2026

Exceptional packaging from Process Coffee in Belfast.

A box of coffee made to look like a vhs in a sleeve.

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 11/06/2026

Ok sometimes technology is good as I will be able to watch the World Cup kickoff from the sky.

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 08/06/2026

In another piece of evidence for my Baltimore is the Greatest City on Earth file: Please appreciate this sponsorship banner on a little league fence.

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 05/06/2026

GOD AND ALL HIS SAINTS FEEL THE NEED FOR SPEED

41: REASONABLE AND PRUDENT • 1 min to go
make the limit that speed which was not being
exceeded by 85 percent of motorists, even if it means
raising the limit. This is known as the eighty-five
percentile limit."2
The rest of that Traffic Quarterly paper
philosophizes about the teachings of Saint Thomas
Aquinas and why we can ignore unjust laws— like
speed limits that are too low-because they don't
represent the common good. This idea that low
speed limits repressed drivers— was all the rage back
then. In discussing speed limits, a 1959 Traffic
Quarterly paper further connects it to what we
continue to believe about drivers: "While perhaps
well-intentioned, many of our motor vehicle laws are
KILLED BY A TRAFFIC ENGINEER • 33% READ

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 13/05/2026

Really shocked this @footballweekly.bsky.social is longer than the 10 seconds or so for Max to ask the question and each panelist to say “No” in turn.

A 44 minute Football Weekly podcast episode called “Is the USA ready for the World Cup?”

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 02/05/2026

I don't often dip into the Giants subreddit, but sometimes after 3 miserable losses in 2 days you just have to see what's poppin'

A post titled "Has anyone checked in on the Crazy Crab lately?" and an image of a crab mascot holding a gun to his head.

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 12/04/2026

Great day to watch both the finale of the Masters and also a bunch of baseball.

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 12/04/2026

Whenever anyone tries to talk to me about Hasan from any angle

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 02/04/2026

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 29/03/2026

Only a few of the incredible shows I saw here over the years. I will miss this place.

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 29/03/2026

Sweat giving it a good send off

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 25/03/2026

post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 25/03/2026

This Netflix broadcast is already fucking awful but I am locked in.

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 25/03/2026

They're here and they're beautiful.

A white baseball cap reading "John Prine '46" and a black baseball cap reading Anti Cimex.

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 24/03/2026

God I hate this slimy motherfucker.

TUESDAY, MARCH 24, 2026 AT 11:12
Gavin Newsom says
he regrets using term
'apartheid' to describe
Israel
MAYA YANG
US NEWS | THE GUARDIAN
The
Guardian
California governor backtracks and says he
meant to apply term to Israel's future if it

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 18/03/2026

@megacrit.com Hi guys, loving STS2 so far! That said, this is the 3rd or 4th time i have done this specific amount of damage to the Architect, which is a very prominent number associated with white supremacy. I would really really love to not see this when winning a run.

The slay the spire victory screen, showing 1488 damage dealt to the architect.

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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 18/03/2026

2-0 VENEZUELA AFTER A DINGER FROM ABREU

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