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Lace Carriage @disazo.bsky.social · 13h
The burden of being a youtuber
youtube.com
Be careful when you take a selfie in a kimono
YouTube video by Kyota Ko
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鳥住ヨモ @birdmofu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
唐傘お化けみたいな鳥について考えている…
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Cseed @cseedsilentc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
On a drive home from work I looked over from a bridge and saw a train passing over a pumpkin patch.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Imagine gatekeeping who gets to play sports. It's games for children. It's playing with a toy ball out of doors. Go decide which children can play marbles or jacks, you genius. Push over someone running with a stick and hoop. You are a stupid person.
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The beasts of Château Milandes
Ink and watercolor sketches of various gargoyle and grotesques
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Adrian🦎 @idlelizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Silly Salt Cellar
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
From Mickey and Donald: The Search for the Zodiac Stone

Pete pokes through a doorway, aiming a gun.

Pete: (grinning) Surprise, stupid!
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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Knest @knest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Furries should position their fursuits in their homes like Japanese armor, waiting in the corner ready to stand up and do battle.
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tama @tama00001234.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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Lace Carriage @disazo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm ready for my nap, Mr. DeMille
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TechnoPoverty @technopoverty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Those in power reach it through a willingness to commit violence
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Maggie Rudy @maggiemice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Spinsters
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Maggie Rudy @maggiemice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A new perspective
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Danny! | Pawmegranart @pawmegranart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Halloween time for rats! 🐀 🎃 [ #furryartist #ratart #artsky #illustration #art #artist ]
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
long legs
a poorly drawn cat lying down with its very long legsa black cat lying on a round gray rug in front of a white cabinet. the rug has a black cat design underneath the real cat, with printed legs sticking out and creating the illusion that the cat has extremely long legs
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nnnnggghh... I'm a Collectable Little Star. You Have To Find Me
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We’re owed rights more than your shitty candidate is owed a career.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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David Melling @mellingart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When only a smudgy drawing will do. Probably my favourite way of drawing Very cathartic. (Not sure why he’s only wearing socks). W11.5cm x H14cm Pencil #drawingeveryday
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As far as I can tell, Effective Altruists are Utilitarians who are relieved that in the Trolley Problem, saving 5 people justifies their innate desire to kill the one guy
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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OpenAI: “our bot hacked another company without us knowing” Anthropic: “ours too” Google: “uhh yeah Gemini definitely did that also. Like three times. You don’t know the companies, they go to a different high school” Bluesky:
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luke 🐾 @earthen-were.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
💤 deciduous dreams 🍂 pyrography on cherry wood, 9'' x 7.5'' x 1''
photo of a slice of live edge cherry wood with a woodburned design on it, of a sleeping virginia opossum lying on a bed of fallen leavescloseup on upper half of the pieceback of piece, showing title/signature and werewolf paw artist's signature. you can see dark 'stripes' on the wood left from the initial chainsaw blade cut
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Concept art by Leonid Shvartsman for A Kitten Named Woof (1976–1982), created by Lev Atamanov, Soyuzmultfilm
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen is great in part because her songs are horny in ways that most musicians can't capture all of. Cheerfully horny. Wistfully horny. Hornnui. She has the horny range.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Jennifer de Ghoulsman Haunts Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My daughter’s latest masterpiece
A painting of a round cat with small ears in a McDonald’s fry bag
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
taiko 🐟
a stylized 3d render of a cat playing taiko (except the drum is a can of wet food and the sticks are churu)
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we need more bats on here
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Abel @ffarmerabel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Kitten twins want to try goat food, but Fifi ain’t sharing.
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jay Dragon 🔜 Metatopia @jdragsky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
so my village has been having a lot of issues. rather than deal with any of them, i grabbed a goat and had all the villagers pile their blame and hate onto the goat. while we were getting ready to drive it into the woods (and absolve ourselves) the goat BIT ME????? RUDE?!?
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Uni grandfather clock
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lovebird who strives to be the funniest clown of all
painting of a lovebird dressed as a clown
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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わぐている @wagthetail.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
師匠 リメイク なーんか某キャラに似ちゃったなァ…… #落語獣
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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I know that sharing this is probably not going to change the mind of anyone who isn't already masking and taking #Covid seriously, but I have to do my due diligence and at least try! Years from now, people will be like "Nobody told us! 😫" about this, too. Some of us are trying, dawg!! #maskup 😷
Screenshot from Twitter:

@stonedauntjanny
What am I supposed to do with this overwhelming rage and grief and fear I feel after Mamdani and Jon Stewart disclosed that the majority of the people I know and care for in NYC were breathing in toxic air for months...years?

How we were encouraged to go downtown and have dinner, see a movie, go shopping all whilst Pataki and Giuliani and Bush knew we were breathing and touching asbestos?! They did not care as long as the economy was ok!

I've never felt more betrayed by my fucking government.

@jessyroos
I really hate to pile on here, but they are doing the same thing with Covid. The air is not safe, Covid causes damage to your immune system, brain, heart, etc, even when you have a mild infection. And they've been telling everyone for years that's it's all fine and good and we should live like Covid isn't still circulating and causing immense harm. They don't care as long as the economy is okay.
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mae @hellagur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You guys have forgotten how to be real haters. You don’t need an ethical reason to dislike something
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 05/09/2026
THE JOKE behind "Do It For Her" is that the sign used to say "Don't Forget You're Here Forever". this means that when people make "Do It For Him" edits the sign used to say "Don't Forget You're Hime Forever". YURI wins again..............
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The cat didn't want to go to work and is jealous of the cat that was abducted.
Painting of a cat in a tie and carrying a briefcase looking at a skateboarding cat being abducted by a UFO; cats in the background are incredulous.
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Rabosa al Forn @rabosaalforn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They're finished! 💐 I want to do one or two more figures, but I still have to think what I want to do. Anyway! It was a fun experiment that kept me entertained for a while.
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TechnoPoverty @technopoverty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's pretty funny reading about Machen's rep being ruined by this story, 100 years later and monsterfucking is fine, Italians are White, progress really is possible
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🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱 @kellypringle.com · 01/09/2026
🎹
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Negative Buddha: get attached to everything. Develop attachments to whatever you see that are so profound you go insane
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck
This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.
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Maggie Rudy @maggiemice.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Too dang hot
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice.
Drone Metal Orthodox Priest Guitarist Responds to Fascism, Homophobia Accusations
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