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Verity Holloway @verityholloway.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Time to bring back this Patricia Lockwood banger.

Screenshot of a tweet by Patricia Lockwood: ""I'm pregnant!" shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife. He places a finger on her lips. "No, it is I who am pregnant," he says. "Pregnant with the next great American novel." He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello upon the grill."

The black thomas chatterton williams @dirtbagbistro.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Only an economist could be this kind of stupid. I will also do coke and go on the news to tell lies about the computer. They'll be way more fun than "humans just turn reading into English" and that's cognition

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The black thomas chatterton williams @dirtbagbistro.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

If any AI marketing guys see this post how do j get one of those jobs where you just do a bunch of coke and go on the news and just tell the most fantastic lies about computers you can come up with on the spot. I don't want to hang out with you guys but I would crush it at that job.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

there was this one episode of Intervention where this guy would do meth with his friend and they'd tromp around the woods with chainsaws looking for the perfect burl that's gonna make them rich and solve all their problems and it honestly seemed amazing. what a grand adventure

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Jack Graham @timescarcass.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

So the Democrats' strategy is clear: offer people no meaningful alternative and just hope voters show up in sufficient numbers to overwhelm Republican vote suppression and gerrymandering because Trump is so bad they feel compelled to vote for an opposition they rightly neither like nor trust. Great.

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 24/10/2025

People caught up for being vile online & are always like ‘Former shitposter!’ That’s not what shitposting is. Plus the best shitposters are people through whom their shitposts reveal glimpses of their (usually) fundamentally decent moral foundations. A key to shitposting is Understanding Things.

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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

I personally would not break bread with tax collectors or pedophile rapists

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/10/2025

[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate

a tweet from bryan johnson (the smooth technology man who will live forever) that opens with the phrase "I eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate."

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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

We really gotta stop conflating being a fan of something with being in a community.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Donald Trump is not a king. He’s not even really the president. by Stephen Miller

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Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

The crash is going to be brutal when it comes. Robinhood says "it might offer "tokenized" equity in OpenAI. By "tokenized," Business Insider reports, Robinhood means "blockchain-enabled representations of securities like stocks." In reality, they have no connection to OpenAI equity whatsoever."

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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

People writing about politics during Bush II noticed the EXPLICIT influence of Strauss and Schmitt - fascists - on the politics of the GOP and the president. Shops like the Federalist Society and the Heritage Foundation and Focus On The Family were in full swing. Were people asleep or something

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Rima I Anabtawi @rimaanabtawi.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

"All of the bodies arrived at the facility with their hands and legs cuffed, the hospital said. The remains were being held in refrigerators in Israel and came with numbers marking them, rather than names" 45 dead Palestinians www.cnn.com/world/live-n...

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Bodies of 45 deceased Palestinians transferred from Israel to Gaza remain unidentified, Nasser hospital says

US President Donald Trump warned that Hamas must disarm or “we will disarm them,” a day after the release of the final 20 living Israeli hostages and more than 1,700 Palestinian detainees and 250 pris...

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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 14/10/2025

it helps to know that dee dated a notorious alt right guy who was obsessed with porn culture.

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The black thomas chatterton williams @dirtbagbistro.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Catch me levitating at the times sq Dave and busters muttering William Blake poems like

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The black thomas chatterton williams @dirtbagbistro.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

I want whatever cocktail of drugs they're giving trump that brings him from the edge of death pleading to get into heaven to talking bout communism failing for thousands of years

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The black thomas chatterton williams @dirtbagbistro.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Theres a throughline between this sentiment and the weakness of institutions built on norms

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Many people have forgotten how to be kind. Even fewer rewind.

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ShitpostBot 5000 @shitpostbot.com · 13/10/2025

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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Fuck Columbus it's Mrs Columbo Day

TV Guide cover featuring Kate Mulgrew as Mrs Columbo and the caption Here comes Columbo's wife.

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 11/10/2025

When I compare what they insurrected over to what we haven’t insurrected over it makes perfect sense to me why they feel empowered to kidnap kids in broad daylight

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat

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The black thomas chatterton williams @dirtbagbistro.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

I'm pretty sure ideas are stored in the balls actually

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ve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 11/10/2025

Just kidding they are lithium and cobalt mines

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 11/10/2025

if you tell me that it's even remotely possible to "slur" a computer, i will make it my life's goal to put you in a toilet

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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Ask my son what he wants to be for Halloween, this mf says “a meteor.”

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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

It’s all happening on x dot com where I do my banking

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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Help which one do I choose

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The black thomas chatterton williams @dirtbagbistro.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

My favorite poasters are the guys being disabused if thus notion on al gores internet in the year of our lord 2025

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Presented without comment, the current scene outside Union Station in DC as I got off the train.

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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

here is the current tactical map of where feral swine populations have consolidated the major worry is if the Canadian superhogs end up making their way down south and breeding with the American hogs

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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Every A.I. CEO is like “We invented a robot that can fuck your wife so you have more free time to mow the lawn!”

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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 11/10/2025

one of the people holding this man didn't speak any english

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The black thomas chatterton williams @dirtbagbistro.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Uber for trains run by ai will be the 7th industrial revolution

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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

If you’re talking about the Midterms or the 2028 Presidential Election you’ve lost the plot at this point.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

really funny to say this when a month ago you were banning people making charlie kirk jokes

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Emily Herring @emilyherring.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

This photo of Virginia Woolf is both a mood and a vibe

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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 29/09/2025

this is quickly becoming a load bearing post for me

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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 29/09/2025

I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 29/09/2025

chat I’m angry but I think the proper response to “conservatives” denying all responsibility for political violence is to laugh in their faces derision of their worldview is intolerable to them whereas derision of my worldview is just another day in america I want to hear so much laughter

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eek @eke.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

i love this part and i think it very much shows the difference in depth of thinking between someone like Klein, desperately fighting in the here-and-now and arguing to win a battle with compromise, versus Coates' position that he is a soldier in a long war.

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Mónica C. Camacho @mc2x.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

You can disagree with how Eric Adams ran the city, but you have to admit that he raised awareness about subterranean crystal vibrations better than anyone

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