iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 3h

at the tort wash *nasty guitar solo*

a sulcata on a blue water splash pad. she looks grumpy but that's just her permanent face

120

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 28/09/2026

do we think john mulaney has fresh material yet or nah

John muLAMEy will be in Shreveport soon, unfortunately. I saw him in New Orleans years ago with a friend. His entire bit was just ragging on the wife he cheated on while he was high on coke. That was literally it. That was the bit.

000

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 28/09/2026

I could genuinely cry at how sweet he is

the gray and white kitten asleep under a blanket in my lap

020

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 27/09/2026

we've been trying to find the kittens the local stray had for over a month now. we've watched her go next door under a shed (the house is empty and we got permission to go look) and we FINALLY FOUND THE BABY!!!! he's the only one left and the mom seemed ANNOYED when we showed her we had him 😭

a gray and white kitten behind my couch cushion. it's his favorite spot

250

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 25/09/2026

not to be shellfish but cornbread is my whole heart 🐢

241

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 25/09/2026

when and where is practice I'll be there

a fender mustang 3 amp and a sky blue fender strat (with lipstick pickups)

230

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 25/09/2026

ay ay ayy ayy I said my name is G.W. number forty-one president of the US...And we won the war on drugs the war on terrorism the war against kids left behind humanitarianism *drops mic*

George w bush holding a mix and throwing a gang sign or something idk what's going on truly but despite being painfully white I wrote a freestyle about it thanks for coming to my ted talk.

000

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 22/09/2026

click if you dare (very nasty) 🍄‍🟫

a wart head? seed? thing? idk I pulled it out of my plantar wart like ripping off a bandaid and it is slightly phallic in shape sorry I'm disgusting and weird

220

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 21/09/2026

how this render distance make u feel, white boi????

130

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 20/09/2026

drilled a hole in my headboard because the base broke off of my lamp but I love this lamp so obviously I drilled a hole in the back of my headboard. ikea would charge £528 for this design

382

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 20/09/2026

I'm doubled over and vomiting all over everything I love because what in the shit are these specs

210

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 20/09/2026

well if you didn't trek through the mud I wouldn't have to brush your stinky feets!!!!

a sulcata tortoise. I have a drill with a soft brush attachment cleaning the mud from her legs. she didn't hate it but was probably confused

130

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 19/09/2026

one time i built a coffee table from scratch but i have dyscalcula so i got the measurements way off so it took up half of the living room but anyway this is the diy rv equivalent and it feels good to be so seen for once

000

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 19/09/2026

this is my bubsy and he is a momma's boy

a tuxedo cat yawning. his actual mom (a tortie) is in the background. bubsy the tuxy just had his first birthday

120

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 18/09/2026

I didn't even drink yet when I wrote this 9 years ago

"I had to give blood today do u think they'll ever give it back or is it gone forever where does it go when they're done so many questions"

020

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 17/09/2026

the goober climbed on top of my tortoises "winter home" LOL (tortoise is currently in a den she started digging a couple months ago and seems content lol)

a gray tabby on an enclosure with a green tarp. theres lots of greenery around

010

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 17/09/2026

my bf and I need help naming this kitten. pls help. wrong answers only

a gray tabby cat under a grill. he is smol with big ol feet

561

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 16/09/2026

technology is so cool bc wym I can just step outside and my phone will tell me if my tortoise is nearby or not

a screenshot of google maps where my Bluetooth tortoise tracker is. her name is cornbread and she is digging a mansion underground

010

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 15/09/2026

normal people to their bf: corndogs are .99 at Sonic today me:

000

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 14/09/2026

my god.... it's even worse than I thought .....

I searched Macklemore on Spotify. "couldn't find Macklemore"

010

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 12/09/2026

got my tortoise a splash pad and she doesn't even fucking care

a tortoise inspecting a splash pad sprinkler

she has lost interest and is simply vibing

151

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 12/09/2026

our dog's entire snoot is swollen and she looks ridiculous. we don't know if it's tooth related or if the goober ate a wasp or something. we absolutely cannot afford an emergency vet visit unfortunately, so please send good vibes for the goober

a German shepherd husky walking down my front steps. her snoot is ridiculous

010

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 11/09/2026

my life feels like an ai video because wym I'm 3d printing something, look out the window at my tortoise in the yard and then over at my cat passed the fuck out on the porch

110

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 09/09/2026

"some people are so fragile" meanwhile the person posting has replies and quotes disabled lmao k

Maya Media@mayamedia.bsky.socialSome people are just so fragile that they meltdown when someone just adds alt text to an image to aid the sight impaired. Amazing, really. Just not in a good way.life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.spa...me when I save and repost an image that I could have easily quote tweeted

120

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 08/09/2026

idk if my salad days are just over or if this dollar store laffy taffy is just bumming me out for no reason lol

a grape generic laffy taffy

the wrapper says
"WHAT DO YOU CALL A JOKE THAT LASTS YOUR WHOLE LIFE?"

on the underside of the joke, it says

your life.

010

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 08/09/2026

my bf and I took turns shooting a target with a bb gun bc this is Louisiana you see anyway, I am dying inside. guess which hits are mine vs his

a grayscale target because I don't have a color printer. there are several hits on the outer lines, 3 very close to the center. the center ones are mine LOL

000

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 07/09/2026

my bf and I went to 2 goodwills today looking for a table or something to raise his computer off of the floor... we found this (yoga stool? idk lol) but it's perfect .....

a desktop computer tower on top of a yoga step, or something lol we needed something to raise it off of the floor because he had 20 monitors so it won't fit on his desk

120

life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 06/09/2026

it rained last night so I assumed my tortoise went to her doghouse. I got a notification just now that there was movement in there so I checked that is not a tortoise lmao

a cat staring up at the camera with huge eyes

2111