life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 2hmy mom had ducks as a kid and tells a story about how she wanted to take them to school for show and tell. but she rode the bus, and the bowl of water spilled, the bottom of the box collapsed, and ducks ran everywhere. she said kids laughed, and she was so embarrassed her dad let her stay home 😭 010
Reposted by life after beth 🌿Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 4hGot a few hours to kill. Say odd shit to me. Ask me anything, and I'll answer! 1062457
Reposted by life after beth 🌿USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 3him aware that russia is not the soviet union, you fucking spoon. 1111718
life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 3hI think about this dude so much (as I do every former pet ever) 040
life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 3hhe was SO high maintenance and annoying. we intended to nurse him back to health and release him but he had other plans. we set him in a tree one evening and that night he was still there waiting for us to get him and put him to bed. my mom named him Leo (from that 70s show) 220
Reposted by life after beth 🌿Boochy's Boospectboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My wife is stupid adjacent 3174
life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 5hIt's kind of sad that Conor Oberst has to sell life insurance now :/ 000
life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 12hI'm literally so unhappy. I own this house but it feels so foreign to me 000
life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 12hif someone could send me $5 for gas so I can go for a drive to clear my head, I'd appreciate it so much. I'm in a bad place and I don't want to be in this house right now but I'm on E. @wheredthesodago on venmo 122
Reposted by life after beth 🌿Ross in Detroit @rossindetroit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I kept this guy at home for 38 years by ignoring everyone but him and doing what made him happy. And don’t get me started about parrots. 121
life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 30/09/2026"I've been researching for weeks!" that's adorable, truly. I've kept a literal dinosaur alive for over six years and she shows no signs of stopping. 010
life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 30/09/2026going to start joining random ass animal fb groups and fighting with people who actually have said animal about how I know more because that's how being in the tortoise group feels 230
life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 30/09/2026ah I see... a fellow jester 🃏 carry on, I just woke up and haven't had caffeine yet so I was confusion 120
Reposted by life after beth 🌿life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 28/09/2026feeding my shellfish daughter 0113
life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 29/09/2026I actually wrote these lyrics pls hmu if u need a ghost writer 010
life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 29/09/2026country songs are always like "well i woke up this morning with a terrible idea, put a bald eagle sticker on the back of my kia" and we've just accepted that for some reason 130
life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 29/09/2026please..... the keyboards are speaking ... , LET THEM 020
life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 29/09/2026this would have saved me a ton of trouble three years ago thanks for nothing !!!!! , 130
life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 29/09/2026hey not to be weird but what the fuck is going on with that photo choice 0150
Reposted by life after beth 🌿NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 29/09/2026bold and wildly inexplicable photo choice here 241353244
Reposted by life after beth 🌿Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh wow, I never knew that. 5957
Reposted by life after beth 🌿SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Someone called me histrionic and I told them honey, I’m from the South. We’re all histrionic down here 12713
Reposted by life after beth 🌿sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026yeah, i know what’s going on that’s the problem 013661
life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 29/09/2026I put the kitten in the (thankfully freshly cleaned) litter box but he thinks it's a sandbox to play in. he's having the time of his tiny life 000
life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 29/09/2026my bad guess I'll let helpless animals starve lmao "getting her fixed should be the #1 priority" no shit sherlock I'm not made of money though so 021
Reposted by life after beth 🌿Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I simply couldn't, so I did not. 814661
life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 29/09/2026you can post the cutest kitten in the world on reddit and there's always gonna be that one guy who says you're basically the devil for feeding the stray mama cat and rescuing them 130
life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 29/09/2026if you'd rather stay in at night, I can relate to that 000
life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 28/09/2026do we think john mulaney has fresh material yet or nah 000
life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 28/09/2026la roux made a post recently about releasing bulletproof and then disappearing for years after losing their voice and having a breakdown and that is just so real to me 000
life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 28/09/2026bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't wanna leave the congo, oh no no no no no 010
life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 27/09/2026baby boy ate nearly half a can of kitten paté and then passed out. the dog thinks he's her baby and gets upset if she can't find him 😭 010
life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 27/09/2026we've been trying to find the kittens the local stray had for over a month now. we've watched her go next door under a shed (the house is empty and we got permission to go look) and we FINALLY FOUND THE BABY!!!! he's the only one left and the mom seemed ANNOYED when we showed her we had him 😭 250
life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 26/09/2026running to the house next door where they're tearing down the back deck and yelling at the guy "THERE ARE KITTENS PLS" 000