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Billy Christ

@redletrcrusader.bsky.social
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The little-known brother of our Lord and Savior. Also a Bluesky Elder® Acts 2:44-45* (*From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs.) Trying to be a respectful guest on Wabanaki land Thee/Thou

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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 1h
Put your makeup on, fix your hair up pretty, meet me tonight at Appliance City. Got debts no honest man could pay? Your credit's good at Appliance City [repeat chorus]
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
NOTICE: This honey farm is now pick-your-own. Beekeeping veils are available for rent in the farmstand.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Any time I feel like I'm having a bad day at work, I'm going to think of this hapless bastard.
Brownshirt operative takes a pepper ball in his fascist face. Oops.
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m starting to think you guys just enjoy saying nor’easter like you’re a bunch of grizzled sea captains talking to lonely barmaids
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
'Nother day in the skeet mines. Diggin' up bangers.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
If you need help understanding it all, first remember that the US fought a decades-long War on Drugs, and drugs won.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who up battening they hatches?
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Democrats need to be demanding a return of the windfall profits tax rather than suspending gas taxes. Our government has a revenue problem, and everyone keeps proposing reductions in revenue.
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Susan Collins Very Concerned Susan Collins Might Be Corrupt
Susan Collins speaking.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well MY triumphal arch is going to have all of that, PLUS lasers. And a dragon.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New report just dropped from the Center For The Painfully Obvious.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
To address the accusations: I am not a bot that automatically replies #BlueLivesMatter whenever someone mentions Smurfs. I am a real, sentient human being who does that.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Dance like everyone is watching and they're all saying, "look at that guy. Is he okay? Is he having a seizure?"
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I forgot.
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Annia Ciezadlo @anniaciezadlo.com · 09/09/2026
Dear mainstream media: this anniversary is hard enough for those of us who lived through the 9/11 attack on our city. Parading racist monsters in front of us for clicks, letting them attack our mayor, whom we adore—this shit is why everyone hates you. Hope that helps!
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What stage of capitalism is it when . . .
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Most genius is not recognized in its lifetime. Twiss is just giving away genius for free.
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gruffyfarr668.bsky.social @gruffyfarr668.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So you’re saying, that I need to take this ring that seems to really love me, on a quest with Samwise, who’s a bit handsy in my opinion, to the bright bit, and throw it in? Seems sketchy tbh.
Me up a mountain wearing a yellow jacket and sunglasses, overlooking a beautiful sunset hitting an island, No filter.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It was the best of times, it was the Lemon, it's Wednesdayest of times.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Dance like everyone is watching and they're all saying, "look at that guy. Is he okay? Is he having a seizure?"
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
frog and toad destroy some flock cameras
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Can't believe Icarus looked at this stuff and thought, "Yeah, top grade adhesive for flying to the sun." Dumbass.
None of yours
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Who up seizing they means of production?
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hot Singles in your area seizing the means of production.
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Let the record reflect that I’m not fuckin’ fucking around , your honor
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
While the rest of the young ninjas were studying the blade, I trained 10,000 hours on the one move that ends with my opponent's hand up his own ass.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Can confirm.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I might have politely declined to shake a known pedophile's hand, but then again, I'm not a filthy access whore like the White House Correspondents Association members.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
And then he said, "Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays," and that's all I'm saying till my lawyer gets here.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Taking away someone's food and medicine makes you responsible for their death
Standing up guy by Norman Rockwell meme
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Counterpoint: Fuck you.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
So, a Senator from another state did this, while Maine's two Senators either praise ICE for making us "safer" (Collins) or make a milquetoast call for "an investigation" (King). Abolish ICE is the only correct answer.
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dear Democrats: when you go on camera to denounce Trump's career low address, do not annotate your comments with "Yes, there are vulnerabilities in our elections." You sound like a craven ass-kissing bothsidesist sellout. Just say, "He lies. As he's always lied. There' no fraud. No debate."
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
But first we're gonna knock out the International Criminal Court because we're committing SO MANY war crimes.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This July 14th, remember that Bastille Day commemorates the storming of a prison as a watershed point in history. Time to bring this energy stateside.
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Abolish and prosecute ICE is the moderate position right now as far as I am concerned.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Wrong answer, Senator King. Abolish ICE is the first answer. Investigate, and prosecute is the second answer.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 12/07/2026
No fucking homophobia (About Lindsay Graham)
Screenshot from the no fucking fighting scene in peaky blinders
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
All I know is if somebody doesn't get to McConnell soon we won't even be able to make good soup out of him.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I added a McConnell bottle next to the other guy's. #BePrepared
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Looking forward to the establishment Democrats saying, "maybe if we try this losing proposition ONE MORE TIME..." [Crowd cheers] "Yay! More centrism!"
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Maine officials search the rocky beach for a new senate candidate. They find an unconscious man clad in tattered rags washed upon the shore. The sea provides for Maine, it always does
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Nearly all police violence is a result of "failure to comply", almost never because of the crime committed (if there even was one.) Insecure, paranoid racists.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Maine could run a golden retriever for US Senate. There is nothing in the rule book that says we can't. #SenBud
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Opening a new sausage shop called The Wurst of Times.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
As a Mainer, I look at this column through Joshua Chamberlain's lenses. These racists have both flanks exposed, and they have pinch-points ahead and behind. With courage, we could mop this up in an afternoon campaign.
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Cassandrastein @amynewsmith.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Gestapo is a contraction of Geheime Staatspolizei = Secret State Police
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