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Dave Williams

@devilvalleycelt.bsky.social
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The human embodiment of the phrase “if I must”

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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why must she be so darn cute?
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If the seemingly unending, relentless downfall of humanity is too much for you, look at this image. Really look at it. Take it all in. Think about what it means. This universe in which we live is AMAZING.
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Everyone Hates Elon @everyonehateselon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Londoners say NO to Ray-Ban pervert glasses
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Saw this elsewhere on the internet. Many, many questions.
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Hush-Kit aviation news, history & satire @hushkit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Spent years building up a big following on Twitter, essential for publicising my aviation blog, which I live from. Desperate to leave it & publicise on nicer platforms, but I have too few follows. If you want to help me escape, do give this a share. Much obliged. My blog here: hushkit.substack.com
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Not the sanest way to spend a heatwave, but things now Have Homes.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
13.00 ANGRY BIRDS
1970s version of Loose Women.
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Ian Laidlaw @saturdaykids.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Hey you in London 👉
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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
15 years ago today, Kate and William killed Osama Bin Laden at their wedding.
cover page of The Telegraph's May 4-10 edition creatures a large photo of Kate and William kissing at their wedding atop a large headline that says: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Smaller text above the photo of the couple says: “A day filled with romance, pageantry, and playfulness”
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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS
black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Friday! New CEEFAUX! Exclamation marks!
21.00 GAVIN & STASI
The course of true-love continues to be bumpy as the couple argue over weekend plans. He wants a quiet night in with a takeaway and a takeaway and a DVD, whereas she wants to round up any political dissidents and subject them to intimidation and torture to crush dissent. Warning, this programme contains several distressing scenes of James Corden.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 07/04/2026
HOLY SHIT
The Moon! The Sun's corona! A crewed spacecraft! Oh my!
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles episodes have taken a bit of a wild turn
BBC headline: How and when to see April's full pink moon
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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 28/03/2026
Signed.
Petition

Stop stuff just happening all of the fucking time

Prohibit events continually happening all of the fucking time, one thing after another with no break to catch our collective breath. Make it a criminal offence for another thing to just fucking happen before we've digested the last thing that fucking happened.

THIS IS NOT REAL. I MADE THIS UP. UNCLENCH.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again
Two ceramic pigs labeled "pigs with no specific duties"
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Reposting this just in case it’s of interest to anyone…
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@radartabs @radartabs.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I never got this book at my school…
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Angus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Bored? Why not get rid of an old loyalty card in your wallet by planting an 'inciting incident' somewhere in the wild
A series of  images showing a loyalty card for a cafe in Crystal
Palace, it being defaced with a marker reading ‘there’s no time! Tell them Anton sent you. Please help! X’ and it being hidden in a vent in a toilet
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Robin-Yann Storm @rystorm.com · 14/03/2026
Youtube thumbnails from ancient times
a YouTube thumbnail saying 'ee-nasir gets copper complaint' with a red circle and red arrow, and the big face from the quoted post
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Ryan Lambie @ryanlambie.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I've just had an amazing idea
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zeet (irrigation engineer) @zeet.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Posting kittens, purely to cleanse some timelines
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
When I said 'Kemi Badenoch is so partisan, under her the Tories would oppose puppies and kittens if Labour said something nice about them', I didn't mean it literally.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
What an unusual time to schedule this one. Or is it?
11.06 BAYEUXWATCH
Mitch and the team have to deal with a crowd of violent Frenchman who have arrived on the beach. Meanwhile, CJ rushes to the aid of a man who has been struck in the eye with an arrow.
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Kittens. So smooth-brained and fiendishly intelligent at the same time…
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
On this day 2016: the wedding of Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch
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mjcarrick.bsky.social @mjcarrick.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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Matt Bishop 🏳️‍🌈 🏁 @thebishf1.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Dramatist, critic & Nobel Prize winner George Bernard Shaw (pic) wrote the following words in Man & Superman (1905): “Old men are dangerous: it doesn’t matter to them what is going to happen to the world.” His words were wise then & it’s very clear that they’re even wiser now.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 24/02/2026
You live in a time when you can see on your phone high-res photos taken over the weekend by a nuclear-powered rover on Mars.
A rocky outcrop in the centre of the scene, with boulders and pebbles scattered around. In the distance, some gently rolling hills, and endless sand. All under a butterscotch sky.
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
This morning Abby decided to play silly buggers.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
While at a conference, the woman sitting next to me suddenly slumped forward in a faint. Trying to help, I held her head down by pressing down on her shoulders. It turned out she had not fainted but had only been trying to retrieve her bag off the floor. I left early.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 19/02/2026
This day, five years ago. RIP the Perseverance Skycrane, giving us one of the most badass sci-fi-like photos in space exploration history.
Farewell, brave steed.
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I absolutely adore this drawing. It really does sum up FORG
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two fave #ceefauxviewerscompetition entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 11/20 by @hamptonoid.bsky.social
21.00 FILM: THE PRINCESS WIDOW
Depressing sequel.
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I honestly think this is a very strong contender for the best song ever written. Stone cold classic. youtu.be/U_9M6kRfJes?...
youtu.be
The Isley Brothers This Old Heart Of Mine
YouTube video by patricia du prée
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two of fave #ceefauxviewscomp entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 3/20 by @nedkelly.bsky.social
18.45 ONE MAN AND HIS DOG WHISTLE
Nigel Farage origin story
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Spoilers
22.00 FILM: BASIC INSTINCT
           10 PRINT "SHARON STONES IS GUILTY";
           20 GOTO 10

           RUN
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Paul Litchfield @paullitchfield.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Oooh matron
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
An expression from Puerta Rican slang that describes someone who looks anxious or nervous is como cocodrilo en fábrica de carteras. It means “like a crocodile in a wallet factory.”
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
18.00 FILM: FINDING NEMO DELICIOUS
Distressing children's animation
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Remember, friends: fascists getting hurt is not a cause for hilarity, especially not whe– BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
A Nazi (2026)
4 panel comic:

Panel 1:
A smug Nazi throwing up a Nazi salute

Panel 2: 
The Nazi gets hit with a little water balloon

Panel 3:
The Nazi starts to shrink and shrivel

Panel 4:
The Nazi is a now tiny crying baby
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
A list of my favourite names for gritters / salt-spreaders… • David Plowie • Skid Vicious • Humphrey Snowcart • Nicole Saltslinger • Creedence Clear-Road Survival • Spreddie Mercury • I Want to Break Freeze • A Salts with a Spreadly Weapon • Thaw and Order • Gritter Thunberg • Snow-be-gone Kenobi
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Andy Mawby @andymawby.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Edinburgh has this gem:
Bellenden Gardens, Edinburgh
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hilliatfields.bsky.social @hilliatfields.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Cartoon. #Cartoon
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
If he carries on like this it's going to make the FIFA Peace Prize look ridiculous
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