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Dave Williams

@devilvalleycelt.bsky.social
131 followers 86 following 310 posts

The human embodiment of the phrase “if I must”

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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why must she be so darn cute?
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Rarely.
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pink suits her 😄 Glad she’s ok.
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If the seemingly unending, relentless downfall of humanity is too much for you, look at this image. Really look at it. Take it all in. Think about what it means. This universe in which we live is AMAZING.
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Claggy, isn’t it? Much like I expect that frog-faced fascist to be…
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Everyone Hates Elon @everyonehateselon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Londoners say NO to Ray-Ban pervert glasses
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m convinced I’m haunted by a ghost that’s constantly touching my lenses, because that’s the only explanation for just how dirty my glasses get on a daily basis
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I blame the government, moving the floor further away, or something
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Try bending down, standing up again and then tell me your opinion…
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Would absolutely, 100% watch
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Saw this elsewhere on the internet. Many, many questions.
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Hush-Kit aviation news, history & satire @hushkit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Spent years building up a big following on Twitter, essential for publicising my aviation blog, which I live from. Desperate to leave it & publicise on nicer platforms, but I have too few follows. If you want to help me escape, do give this a share. Much obliged. My blog here: hushkit.substack.com
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Obligatory “do you see torpedo boats?” post
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
What they are, is adorable, no doubt about that! 😻
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I’m starting to think that young Kimi lad might just be a little bit special, you know…
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Not the sanest way to spend a heatwave, but things now Have Homes.
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I’m coming too.
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
So sorry. Sending love. ❤️
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
13.00 ANGRY BIRDS
1970s version of Loose Women.
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Ian Laidlaw @saturdaykids.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Hey you in London 👉
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I doubt there is any argument against that being the greatest podium of all time…
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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
15 years ago today, Kate and William killed Osama Bin Laden at their wedding.
cover page of The Telegraph's May 4-10 edition creatures a large photo of Kate and William kissing at their wedding atop a large headline that says: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Smaller text above the photo of the couple says: “A day filled with romance, pageantry, and playfulness”
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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS
black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Friday! New CEEFAUX! Exclamation marks!
21.00 GAVIN & STASI
The course of true-love continues to be bumpy as the couple argue over weekend plans. He wants a quiet night in with a takeaway and a takeaway and a DVD, whereas she wants to round up any political dissidents and subject them to intimidation and torture to crush dissent. Warning, this programme contains several distressing scenes of James Corden.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 07/04/2026
HOLY SHIT
The Moon! The Sun's corona! A crewed spacecraft! Oh my!
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Yeah, I’m sure you would
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It’s a long way to go just for Content.
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Uncanny.
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Just another Saturday, then.
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I can see it now.
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I imagine you’re looking much like this at this point….
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
So noted.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles episodes have taken a bit of a wild turn
BBC headline: How and when to see April's full pink moon
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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 28/03/2026
Signed.
Petition

Stop stuff just happening all of the fucking time

Prohibit events continually happening all of the fucking time, one thing after another with no break to catch our collective breath. Make it a criminal offence for another thing to just fucking happen before we've digested the last thing that fucking happened.

THIS IS NOT REAL. I MADE THIS UP. UNCLENCH.
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
It’s hard to make a getaway in a milk float, TBF
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The return of Milky Trev?
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
A very comfy and happy dog
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again
Two ceramic pigs labeled "pigs with no specific duties"
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Oh. No, this is an entirely separate judgement I’ve come to here. Hope she soon recovers from whatever awfulness makes her want this, though.
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
It’s just a Rogger trap, isn’t it. I mean - this cannot be real. I will not allow it.
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Reposting this just in case it’s of interest to anyone…
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
That is a *fearsome* hat!
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@radartabs @radartabs.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I never got this book at my school…
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Angus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Bored? Why not get rid of an old loyalty card in your wallet by planting an 'inciting incident' somewhere in the wild
A series of  images showing a loyalty card for a cafe in Crystal
Palace, it being defaced with a marker reading ‘there’s no time! Tell them Anton sent you. Please help! X’ and it being hidden in a vent in a toilet
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
A lacrosse net/thing?
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Robin-Yann Storm @rystorm.com · 14/03/2026
Youtube thumbnails from ancient times
a YouTube thumbnail saying 'ee-nasir gets copper complaint' with a red circle and red arrow, and the big face from the quoted post
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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
You went route one, eh?
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