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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈

@jamiebear.uk
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Jamie, just your average Merseyside-based foulmouthed slutty gay Welsh socialist vegetarian tattooed historian Green Party member with EDS. he/him. BUFFERING ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒ NSFW alt: @bearbehind.bsky.social

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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 11h
This is how the UK has been governed since 1997, with every leader unwilling to undo the harm Thatcher did in the 1980s because it is “the settled will of the people”. The next Democrat president in the US will undo little of what Trump has done, citing a spurious “affordability” claim.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 14h
I’m actually gonna pop this one out of the thread and tag her because @nigella.bsky.social this was really a beautiful moment! Thank you for saying it!
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 13h
I need @theonion.com to stop stalking me.
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 14h
Worship my works on Earth, puny humans.
A slow cooker stew with part cooked but voluptuously swollen dumplings bobbing about on top.
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TRANSDIFFUSI⭕️N @transdiffusion.org · 15h
In the mid-1970s, ATV commissioned a package of jingles from Johnny Pearson, which included new daily start-up music and a new ident to replace Zoom 2. Here's part of that package. Also, buy our book now for November delivery: transdiffusion.org/atv-show-book/
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Midlands Montage package - 1974
It's 1974 and the prospect of competition from the new BRMB looms, so ATV decides to refresh their look and sound. Out goes 'Sir Lew Grade March' and in comes Johnny Pearson's 'Midland Montage' (first
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 15h
I confess to having had some sympathy for the "not all men" brigade — after all *I'm* not a rapist and *I'm* not a creep — until a friend said to me: "It's not all men, but it is *any* man, and that's functionally the same thing." She's right, and us men (gay, bi, trans, leaning) need to own that.
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 15h
New Doctor Who just announced.
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great moments in Scottish engineering history: James Watt tries to work out how his phone attaches to his selfie stick.
Statue of James Watt. In his right hand he holds a telescopic stick with a frame at the top; in his left he holds a flat object about the size of a large smartphone. He is scowling at the possibly-not-a-smartphone as if he is tempted to yeet it into the sea. On that basis, it probably _is_ a phone.
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 16h
I've got quite the game of Top Trumps planned this evening
A screengrab from the 'Lovehoney UK Sex Map 2026' listing the statistics for the Brighton area (places in the bottom 48% for sex toy purchases apparently) 

Various categories are laid out in the manner of a Top Trumps card:

Average dildo length - 7.1"
Average dildo girth - 5.2"
Lube Volume - 134.466 litres
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Jonathan Bufton @jonabuft.bsky.social · 15h
Much as I loved TV Burp, some of the stuff that is still being repeated has been eye opening in how cruel comedy was back then. S1E1 had Rik Waller being fat, Pete Waterman being old and Hitler possibly being gay. All hilarious apparently
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TRANSDIFFUSI⭕️N @transdiffusion.org · 28/09/2026
The crowdfunder begins! Our massive ATV book can be yours in November for just £25! #ATVShowBook --> transdiffusion.org/atv-show-book/
Montage of ATV/ITC faces
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 17h
I was late in life to realise the true, brilliant benefit of having a feminist mother who was always very very clear about the power of the word "no". It stops the conversation, ends the thought, kills the hope, corrects the behaviour. Tell me "no" and that's the end of it. I'm really lucky.
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 17h
Yet another ⓥ sausage casserole in the slow cooker to tide me over for the rest of the week. This one has beans and potato but no mushrooms for a change. Also a rich tomato sauce rather than gravy. But still with dumplings, obvs. Tonight it's ⓥ bacon and tomato in a sourdough baguette.
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 19h
Begun my October project: packing up my office in order to dismantle the existing inadequate and falling off the walls shelves and then putting up new inadequate and falling off the walls shelves to replace them. But more of them this time.
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 21h
Eva, it's behind you.
Eva Longoria with caption "Searching for France" but she is walking away from the Eiffel Tower.
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Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'James said she had been driving the vehicle for a number of months and mentioned there was a feature on the Omoda that meant "it would begin to accelerate if a certain pedal was pressed whilst it was stationary".' Are you describing the accelerator? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Grandmother drove into nursery trapping boy, 2, under wheels
Jayne James has been given a suspended jail sentence over the incident in Ellesmere Port.
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Gavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post.
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Mark On A Bike @mtonabike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well these are eye catching from Better Streets for Liverpool
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Scott @merseytart.com · 28/09/2026
The good thing about the Labour Party returning to Liverpool year after year is this post never gets old.
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 28/09/2026
What a cuntish thing for this cunt to have said, the cunt.
With respect, though, she does only have a partial picture. And that’s as far as I wish to go this morning.
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 27/09/2026
Tomorrow’s plan: write the sales pitch for the @transdiffusion.org ATV Show Book crowdfunder and do battle with PayPal Business to set up a way for people to pay, all while nursing this subluxed fucking ankle and dealing with the side effects from my Covid jab. On my day off. 😑
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 27/09/2026
As repeatedly happens, Chris got stopped in the park by someone who said “do you know your dog has odd eyes?” and I remain surprised by humans.
Spud, who may have heterochromatic eyes, I don’t know, I’ve never bothered to look at my dog.
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 27/09/2026
I got told on Twitter, loudly with many blocks, that me finding enthusiastic consent a sexy powerful turn-on was “problematic” and proved that I was, mentally at least, a pervert. I still don’t understand it, but accept this may be true. Nevertheless I think it’s better than this nightmare hellscape
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As I’ve said before: I’ve been to lots of truly-consensual sex parties, and I’ve been to all kinds of different BDSM play parties. This? Ain’t that. I’ve seen them postings in sex workers forums looking for women to attend these events. But in my opinion, they are not safe events for anyone.
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Re-listening to Ade Edmondson's autobiography on audiobook, and I love this so much I bothered to type it out so you could all enjoy it too.
“After recognising Dad’s problem with accepting failure, I start telling my children every time I don’t get a job. So that at moments when they’re not feeling particularly successful, they might take some comfort in knowing we’re all in the same boat. Everybody in the world is in the same boat. Even ‘apparently successful’ people.” 

Ade Edmondson (Berserker)
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 27/09/2026
You know what I'd really like? I'd really like this subluxed ankle to either pop out entirely, or, ideally, pop back in properly, because this halfway house of pain is getting old.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just a reminder for Monday, jugs out.
An old note asking for people to put your jugs out on aMonday
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will never get over how funny it is when people act as if LTNs are this gigantic boogeyman rather than just some well-placed bollards to get them to take a different route.
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 26/09/2026
Tried opening this up but it misunderstood what I was doing and scolded me at length
A box found in a charity shop labelled BLUESKY STARTER KIT
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 26/09/2026
I wish I was joking, but some of the Missing Believed Wiped people are actually insane and will convince themselves that a TBS print project will include full details of a 100% lost show, down to including scripts or a 'secret' DVD, and then get loudly disappointed when that "rumour" proves false.
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 26/09/2026
This is the index for the Transdiffusion ATV Show Book, in case you want to get your complaints in early that your favourite obscure and wiped show from 1956 that you've never seen because you were born in 2011 isn't included.
Index: 64,000 Question to Keith, Brian.Index: Kelly, Barbara to Zoo Gang, The.
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 26/09/2026
Reached the point that I'm no longer 'improving' the ATV Show Book and am instead 'fiddling about' with it. Best launch the crowdfunder on Monday, I reckon. Take it out of my hands.
Back cover of the book.
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 26/09/2026
Tomorrow this will be a not-beef, bean and mushroom chilli, which I will eat with either nachos or tortillas. For now, it sits raw in the slow cooker, awaiting its moment.
A chilli
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
holy shit lmao
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 25/09/2026
Ladies and homosexuals, please may I recommend Eric, who recounts the plots of popular streaming series so you don't have to watch them? Very funny, and also he could snap me like a photo and I'd be grateful. www.youtube.com/@stutter_box
A very good looking young Portuguese man.
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Gfrancie (Benevolent Siren) @gfrancie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Show up to a job interview with a full sunday dinner. Don't explain yourself. Tear into that chicken. Complain about what your aunt said. Share your feelings about how the local football team is going to do this year. Get into a fight about what someone said ten years ago at at Easter.
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chiller @chiller.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm thinking of getting mum a little air fryer, something simple, with easy controls. We moan a lot about tech these days, but some is still genuinely great. For instance, this one has specific settings for fries, steak, water fleas, chicken, fish, nuclear armageddon and cupcakes.
The control settings for an air fryer, featuring the quick setting icons as described.
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 25/09/2026
Re: the coffee at interviews discourse/ragebait/whatever. 30-odd years ago the advice, at least to men, was not to bring an umbrella to an interview. Apparently it was better to be soaked to the skin than “look unprofessional” by having a brolly. This nonsense has always existed.
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 25/09/2026
Being a practicing homosexual doesn’t half mean popping a lot of pills.
Apple Health: DoxyPEP and PrEP taken at 20:21
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 25/09/2026
Right, once more unto the breach for another hour or so of wanton hussying.
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 25/09/2026
Pausing for a glass of wine. Apparently Big Brother is still a thing (it’s on in the bar of the bathhouse). I don’t even know who the broadcaster is these days. This might be the celebrity one, since two guys who look like Jedward after being baked on a high heat for 20 minutes are in the hot tub.
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 25/09/2026
On the local train. Will need to get my mainline ticket at Lime Street: had to give up waiting after 13 minutes behind two old ladies who want to go to London. They don’t know what day or what time, so could the clerk look up every train for the next 3 weeks? The idiot agreed to do so.
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 25/09/2026
A reminder that we can all be delighted that a fash has been put on remand without making prison rape jokes.
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The Girl Who Was Death @bohaynowell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Calm down, Gordon.
Gordon Ramsay-branded olive oil ‘Krude’ with the slogan ‘finish me’.
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 24/09/2026
Back from having my covid vaccination, £90 lighter but slightly less likely to die. Swings and roundabouts.
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 24/09/2026
Me: I think there's a mouse behind the sofa, so I've bought a humane mousetrap. C: "I didn't think someone like *you* would buy something like *that*!" Me: It's exactly the type of thing 'someone like me' would buy. C: "But what about the dogs? Isn't it dangerous for them?"
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 24/09/2026
Thanks but no thanks, Temu.
Cilla Black t-shirt
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 23/09/2026
Well, that's 4 hours of my life I'll never get back. Thanks, Google Site Kit and your failure to fail gracefully. Bastards.
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