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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Go, Go, New CEEFAUX
16.45 PADDY POWER RANGERS
Alien Attack 3/1
Initial Skirmish 7/2
Morphin' Time EVENS
Mid-episode twist 2/1
Giant Mech Battle 3/1
Victory EVENS
Life Lesson 1/10
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
We’re 101 followers off 5,000 - which is the point at which untold riches* will be unlocked, so please give us a repost if you can! *riches may be untold, and may be some CEEFAUX branded merch giveaway like a mug or speedboat** **subject to availability and us being able to steal a speedboat
16.00 FILM: ESCALATOR
Modern remake of The 39 Steps
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Wtf?
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Officially too hot, our listings have started to melt.
A melted listing, honest.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Sorry we're late, we're in a different time zone at the moment, one where it's 1996 (SOB, TAKE US BACK). Ahem. Sorry about that.
21.00 WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS
Hank Marvin explains the roles of the various musicians in his band.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This one time, on CEEFAUX...
20.00 FILM: AMERICAN PIE CHART
It's a visual gag (sorry) but the film American Pie represented as a pie chart with different coloured areas representing the make-up of the film (e.g. Ladies with tops off, Stifler's Mom, Bandcamp mentions, Eugene Levy, Attempts to Lose Virginity)
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Too soon? It was a quid!
Too soon? It was a quid!
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
CEEFAUX WINS!
19.30 CORONATION STREET FIGHTER
Hadouken Barlow and Guile Platt come to blows, again.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Friday! New CEEFAUX! Exclamation marks!
21.00 GAVIN & STASI
The course of true-love continues to be bumpy as the couple argue over weekend plans. He wants a quiet night in with a takeaway and a takeaway and a DVD, whereas she wants to round up any political dissidents and subject them to intimidation and torture to crush dissent. Warning, this programme contains several distressing scenes of James Corden.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It's Friday, so we're allowed to bring games into work.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
this photo leaves little to the imagination
A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
What used to be the best charity shop around (Age Concern in Ulverston) has absolutely lost the plot. £3.50! Their vinyl pricing is even worse
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Dan Kennett @dankennett.co.uk · 13/02/2026
Kinell, just heard on the radio that Jim Ratcliffe is estimated to have avoided paying £4 BILLION in UK tax since becoming a Monaco immigrant in 2021. Absolute brass neck of that rancid ballsack.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Go on then #wilty #mandelson #notprinceandrew #bobmortimerwouldstillbeatthem
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
forms.gle/e6kbBFRmmywJ...
CEEFAUX VIEWERS COMPETITION
Fancy seeing your work showcased here?
Want to win an actual physical prize?
That sounds odd - mean an mug/tshirt

If you've answered "yes, by jingo" then not only do we suggest your review how you respond to things, but also ENTER OUR VIEWERS COMPETITION BY JINGO (damn)

Use the form linked to this post. THERE IT US, UP THERE, SEE? Send in up to 3 best listings suggestions by the rather random time of 9.58am on Mon Feb 2nd.

We'll shortlist our faves and put them to the public vote - with the top entry scooping an amazing physical prize. We said it again, sorry MUG/TSHIRT probs.

See form for Ts&Cs & please don't send in that rude Gone Fishing one again.
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
#ifyoufollowceefauximightwinanmug
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
muiqefij chierpmas
21.00 EVA BRAUN'S BOYS
Sitcom which, despite the setup, is still less objectionable than Mrs Brown's Boys

22.00 WOULD I LIE TO YOU?
Incredibly easy edition of the panel show as the only guest is the former Prince Andrew.

22.30 FILM: A MINECRAFT MOVIE
This is a visual joke, the word AWFUL, is spelt out in big blocks, like what they make in Minecraft. It also then says Jack Black for no real reason.

00.05 BOXING DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS
The carniverous plants are ill after eating too much Toffifee.
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Christmas-A-GoGo @christmasagogo.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
RIP Chris Rea. On his Xmas hit Driving Home for Christmas he told The Guardian newspaper:
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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I'm surprised it's taken me a fortnight to trot out my only piece of festive cheer: THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS. Warning: contains 364 Daves. Other Daves are available. The value of your Daves may go up as well as down. youtu.be/t2obBD7seSM?...
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The Twelve Daves Of Christmas
YouTube video by Mark Millward RH1
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Earfuls of Eggnog @eggnog-ears.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Vol. 12 of the Earfuls of Eggnog Holiday mixtape series is up now at earfulsofeggnog.com - you can find volumes 1-11 there too. Hope the music helps get you in the Christmas spirit during these days of early sunsets. Mele Kalikimaka! 🎄📻 #christmasmusic #christmasmix
Album cover art for a Christmas music compilation.
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Mix is up, 90s alternative rock theme. Turned out to be a tough choice, and I'd already used a lot of the top tracks. Anyway here it is. www.mixcloud.com/ItsHampton/
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Please note, this film ends at midnight. #blackfriday
22.15 FILM: BLACK FRIDAY THE 13TH
Jason Voorhees is SLASHING teenage victimes. UP TO 50% OFF their body parts. Many victims MASSIVELY REDUCED to bits of flesh and bone. He'll BEAT ANYONE ANYONE ELSE* but just today. HURRY! SERIOUSLY! REALLY DO HURRY!

*while blood stocks last
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
We'll be having a brand new viewer's competition soon, open to everyone. Details to come!
Donald Trump, you know, him, is holding up a thing that he signs, and we have hilariously, really hilariously, photoshopped words on it so it looks like he is writing an entry for CEEFAUX and it says, it says, sorry, it's so funny we are trying not to laugh, it says "17:00 BIGLY - the best ever Tom Hanks film". It's just hilarious. We might need a lie down.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Got a graph/geometry/maths pun? Go on then, we're counting on you.
21.00 THE X&Y FILES.
Mulder and Scully investigate yet another paranormal graph.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
19.00 ONE-NIL
Prequel to 'The Equalizer'
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
22.00 FILM:
With Edward Norton and Brad Pitt.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
18.55 FILM: GREGG WALLACE AND GROMIT IN "THE WRONG, BY WHICH WE MEAN UNBUTTONED AND FLAPPING AROUND HIS ANKLES, TROUSERS"
Inappropriate claymation which will still be shown, regardless.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Go on then, it's Friday night and we've had too much Taboo and Lemonade, have another one. WE LOVES YOU ALLS.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I think the charity shop CD boom is finally done. Best I've had all year - 50p each, JMs were £2.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Viewer's competition entry from @hamptonoid.bsky.social
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Nearly 100 entries for our latest viewer's listing competition and at least two of them would probably get us imprisoned utter the Obscene Publications Act 1959. Keep them coming, the whole thing comes to a huge climax (closes) at the end of tomorrow. forms.gle/qJXJ1i18XG4K...
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CEEFAUX viewer's competition - January 2025
Please fill in the sections below to enter our competition. Help us by putting your ideas in the usual CEEFAUX format of: TIME: HEADING IN UPPERCASE Description in lower case Keep your ideas funny, ...
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
𝐂𝐄𝐄𝐅𝐀𝐔𝐗 𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐊𝐘 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏! Think you can write a CEEFAUX listing? Here's your chance to prove it. We're once again running a prize competition and you can enter by filling in this rootin-tootin here form: forms.gle/Hf7p41UHMDSq... 𝘌𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘑𝘢𝘯𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘺 31𝘴𝘵 - 𝘎𝘖𝘖𝘋 𝘓𝘜𝘊𝘒!
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
A Viz Top Tip reading: "Make your own Amazon Echo by putting some fairy lights in a Pringles tube and having your wife bellow "I'm sorry. I don't know how to do that" whenever you cough or drop a pan-lid on the kitchen floor. Mark Glover, Coventry"
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 19/12/2024
I remember knocking this recording out one Christmas Eve after thinking of “I was looking for egg nog, and then I found egg nog” (which I found difficult to sing because I kept laughing at my own joke)
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I am so, so far behind. Dean and Britta the highlight so far
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Christmas Underground @xmasunderground.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
A new #christmas mix because Belle & Sebastian haven't stopped making records, and I haven't run out of records to slap my santa face on. ENJOY! Christmas Mix 2024: Late Deliveries christmasunderground.com/2024/12/12/c...
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Christmas Mix 2024: Late Deliveries
To agonize over making a Christmas mix… is there anything one can do, that is truly less significant than this? I mean… I feel like I am sweating it out, unable to decide what cookie I …
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Christmas-A-GoGo @christmasagogo.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
And it's HERE christmasagogo.blogspot.com/2024/12/viny...
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VINYL GIVEAWAY TIME
To paraphrase those immortal words that start the legendary Alive album by Kiss: You wanted the vinyl, and you got it! Two free 10-inch v...
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Follow @ceefaux.bsky.social for teletext tv listing silliness
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I cannot stop thinking about this. Everyday madness.
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
jimll.co.uk/products/the...
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
@webbiewebbster.bsky.social
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Earfuls of Eggnog @eggnog-ears.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Ho, ho, holy molé - Vol. 11 of the Earfuls of Eggnog mixtape series is up now at earfulsofeggnog.com - along with volumes 1-10. Hope it brings some holiday cheer for you this year when you need it. 🎄📻 #christmasmusic #christmasmix
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
#ChristmasMix is up on #mixcloud, funk theme this year - here's the link. There are 2 sides, give em both a go! www.mixcloud.com/ItsHampton/g... www.mixcloud.com/ItsHampton/g...
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
The mixes by IsleOfLucy on #mixcloud are great - new one just dropped, looks like a belter. Only familiar with a handful of the tracks. www.mixcloud.com/isleoflucy/c...
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Christmas Mix 2024
This marks my 18th consecutive Christmas mix (I only have 2011-present on Mixcloud). It's been the highlight of the fall every year for me but I might need to take a break next year for a refresh and ...
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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Santapalooza @santapalooza.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Is "Peace On Earth" really possible in our time? With Nashville's DeRobert & the Half-Truths offering their musical solution with their 2024 single the chances have definitely improved! Now at @bandcampofficial.bsky.social!
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Peace on Earth, by DeRobert & The Half-Truths
2 track album
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Santapalooza @santapalooza.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
UK's @somehappything.bsky.social have expanded last year's DON'T MENTION IT for 2024 to nearly double the amount of new songs! So if you didn't get it last year, no excuse for not getting it this year! Now at @bandcampofficial.bsky.social!
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DON'T MENTION IT! (ALBUM), by The Happy Somethings
24 track album
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