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@defectivealtruist.bsky.social
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defectivealtruist from tumblr | bisexual transfemme nonbinary | well over 18 at this point | EN/日本語 | 十八歳以上です

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 9h
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 8h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 20h
does this count
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TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop this bowling ball sized snack on your face.
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cakemittens 
@cakemittens.bsky.social
let me preface this by saying I've had sex, and most of the people I've had sex with had pussies. what is a fifteen pound pussy.
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 20h
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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J.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social · 21h
"i miss vine"
Tarzan's last thought as he plummets to the jungle floor
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 13h
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Alex Awoos @alex-awoos-backup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like more people should be talking about this part
Screenshot from the article that reads, The Stud, San Francisco's oldest gay bar, was only able to have its Meta pages restored because of the bars popularity among gay tech executives with connections to Meta
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12h
Toddler Scientists Finally Determine Number Of Peas That Fit Into Ear Canal theonion.com/toddler-scientists-fin…
Toddler Scientists Finally Determine Number Of Peas That Fit Into Ear Canal
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MadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A little Sunday Jazz with Luna the Cat from Ipanema.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
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zac @10amlunch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if being blocked by other people bothers you i recommend just drawing huge boobs and posting them online cause then if you see you are blocked you can just go "ah, they must not have liked the huge boobs" and move on without having to think about it again
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 04/10/2026
Stop putting off that thing you wanted to do
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh we're deep into Harlan Ellison territory now.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lmfao
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u/Impressive_S... • 215d • Layperson/not...
When can My girlfriend sit on my face again
I'm 21M my Girlfriend 21 F, and I broke my lower jaw 9 weeks ago, it was fractured in 2 places and I have 2 titanium plates and screws in my mouth, everything has gotten back to normal now at this point though, l've been eating and going about my life almost completely normal, but I was wondering if she was able to sit in my face now at this point in jaw surgery. I'm not on any medication I haven't been since week 2 and I'm healing great. Any feedback is greatly appreciated, please and thank you!!!
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
posting this on every unsecured wiki instance on the Internet
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i don't know the best time to opine about the possibility of rehabilitation and restorative justice and so on but the worst time is 5 minutes after one of your favs is outed doing something terrible
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 03/10/2026
a milestone for me: when "horny but socialist-ly" type Lana Del Raytheon got busted a) trying to cash in on their follower count to pressure a young woman into sex and b) nonbinar-ily setting up group DMs for women to "safely share nudes," then changed their avatar to a black circle in contrition
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Bigg @bpbigg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For what it's worth I think it's giving a lot of people way too much credit to believe that the Mean Wizard Boy Genderbend Porn Meme is some kind of intentional Pro-Wizard-Show psyop. I think a lot of porn artists are just very stupid and have no impulse control or taste
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Revenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
basically all discourse on transition is this one exchange and for some reason we have to keep doing it
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even though I drew this one at least a year ago (maybe two don’t remember) I still think I was right
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May “Bunny” Peterson 🦄 @goddessblade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cis women are wonderful. My life has been full of cis girls and women who have been there for me when I needed it. They've taken me under their wings, protected me, guided me, in-grouped me, encouraged me. Over and over again they show so much wisdom, kindness, courage, strength.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 02/10/2026
Anybody accusing Loish of using AI is just admitting that they never paid any attention to online art spaces for the last couple decades.
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dana @defectivealtruist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
so that's why they're trying to keep trans women out of bathrooms
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
every country has at least one weird tic like this. In Australia theyre constantly telling you "no worries" when you say thanks and its like no mate I'm saying I appreciate you passing me the bloody cornflakes I am not enquiring about your emotional state currently
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/10/2026
not that you should expect anything more than rank idiocy from this pair of racists, but the idea that whiteness means a "high trust" society of "social cohesion" is some of the stupidest shit i have ever heard. these people live in a fantasy land that you could dispel by simply opening a book.
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Chris Rufo — Known For ‘DEI’ and ‘CRT’ Panics — Tries to Make ‘the Indian Question’ a Thing
To the degree that a “respectable” or “moderate” right exists today in...
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
well officer, my bin labeled "NOT MY DRUGS" has you asking a lot of questions already answered by the bin
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u/Final_Mix4281 • 2d
Making something legally not mine in my car
Location: Columbus ohio
Could I put a bin in my car with a label to make sure cops know something in my car isn't mine. I'm 18 but my mom and brother are over the age of 21 and sometimes they will leave liquor or weed in my car. I don't want to get pulled over and get a possession charge for it is there any way I can make it legally not mine while in my car. So they don't have to come to my house to pick it up every time.
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reebert @rueghost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hi this is how i do digitigrade hooves if anybody wants to follow along
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 02/10/2026
The kicker is *chef's kiss*
“You think we’re getting a little too close to Meta?” [John Georges, co-owner of Georges Media Group, the state’s largest media organization and parent company of the state’s largest newspaper, The Times-Picayune | The New Orleans Advocate], asked. “I’m not afraid of the sun. You know — Icarus? I’ll get as close to the sun as I can.”
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(confused) I believe LLMs are conscious, but only Deepseek LLMs, because of the Chinese Room theory
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Julia Métraux @juliametraux.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I'm supposed to be a tough guy," Curtis confided. "I can hold your hand," the mayor offered "What happens if I faint?" Sliwa asked. "I've got you," Mamdani assured him, grabbing his hand as Sliwa received his flu shot. abc7ny.com/post/nyc-may...
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Mayor Mamdani holds hands with one-time rival Curtis Sliwa to get flu shot
An apparent bromance has continued to blossom for the one-time political rivals.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Sailor Portia is a car now, too @sailorportia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Easily the most pornographic part of this nsfw yuri
Tsuki from Love Me Tender at Midnight telling Subaru "We can be hopeless failures together."
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nessie @nessiemooo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
touch my paw! …you can let go now … #madokamagica
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Laurie True Blue, PHR, SHRM-CP @laurietrueblue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪 @skeletonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey, remember how us radical trans extremists were warning that you have to go on the attack against transphobic Dems immediately because otherwise other politicians will take the lack of consequences as permission and the bigotry will spread? Yeah...
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
very weird thing about being "in public online" for like, 15 whole years now is sometimes you'll run into a person who fully has a tulpa of you living in their home. and the problem is that the tulpa is not pulling its weight around the house and that person is now mad at ME for some reason
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
there's a reason I almost exclusively use my QTs as a "yes, and" tool
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