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@deerborne.bsky.social
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Mostly lurking, occasionally reposts of video games, funny nonsense, gay stuff, and Canada.

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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2025
logging on
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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Jeanne d'Snark 🏳️‍⚧️ Bull of Heaven @jeannedsnark.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
An image of a BIOS setup where the options read top to bottom left to right
Standard cmos features
Advanced bios features
Advanced chipset features
She/her
Power management setup
Pnp/pci config
They/them
Frequency/voltage control
Load failsafe defaults
Load optimized defaults
Set supervisor password 
Set uset password
Save and exit
Exit without saving

Caption reads 
FUCK IT. PRONOUNS IN BIOS
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You can tell AI is a bad technology because the entire internet hates it, even though it could theoretically be used to make Sonic the Hedgehog pornography.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
If the UK government can find just a bit more porn to ban, houses will become more affordable. I reckon three more porn will do it, and if we get to four porn, food prices should come down as well. This country will get back on its feet, one porn ban at a time.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
eternal optimist
p1: “I’m an eternal optimist.”

p2: “What are your thoughts on the future of humanity?”

p3: “Oh we’re shitfucked.”

p4: “But the golden age for bugs will be glorious!”
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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Remember when Nintendo ads were horny for some reason
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
We really did not want to do this, believe us, but with the rampant rise of retro nostalgia causing players to not purchase our new games and instead flock to emulation, we're sending men with hammers. We're sorry. But not really.
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FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It's finally happening - the director's cut of Ken Russell's THE DEVILS is officially coming to theaters in all its blasphemous glory. Find out more right here.
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Brace Yourself – THE DEVILS Director’s Cut Is Coming To Theaters
It's finally happening - the director's cut of Ken Russell's THE DEVILS is officially coming to theaters in all its blasphemous glory. Find out more right here.
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❤️🖤Maxie Powers🖤❤️ - 🏳️‍⚧️ @maxietheohtaku.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It's-
Meme image of Devil May Cry 3, but the most of the logo is blurred but May 3. Dante is holding a giant blade behind his head, posing smugly.
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brostoevsky @brostoevsky.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Thanks Barret ur right 🌍
Screenshot of FF7 for PS1. Barret's text box reads: People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 16/04/2026
Make It Myself xkcd.com/3233/
Comic. [Person and person with white hat facing two boxes stacked with $80 price tag and sale tag on each box.] PERSON 1: They want $80 for this? I could make one myself for $10 in parts, an hour of work, a trip to the hardware store, another $30 in parts, another few hours of work, two more trips to the store for $20 more in parts, another hour of work to redo the first hour of work because I messed up, and $80 to buy this when the one I made breaks.
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Dread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Me: Has anyone else been having this problem with this software? Boss: Please can you send me a screenshot? Me: ..... No, because it has miraculously fixed itself after refusing to play for an hour and two restarts but apparently it just needed to embarrass me in front of my peers and superiors.
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
a clear toaster so you can see how toast the toast is
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Poob @poobtv.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Instead of Nintendo infiltrating the movies, how about the movies infiltrating your Nintendo? That's right, after 9 years the Poob app is finally available on the Nintendo Switch™️ family of systems in select regions.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Tenets of a horror game: - The world is like our own, but a few twisted rules create dreadful contrast. - You must learn these rules to survive. - An enemy is chasing you. It can't be killed, only outrun. - If you get away, the game will contrive to have it catch up. Therefore Mario Kart is horror.
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Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
A package of KFC “colonel’s favorite jellybeans” with fried chicken, sweet corn, and gravy flavors
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wokeshitposting @wokeshitposting.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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Richard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Can this be a solution?
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a man in a yellow life jacket is holding a pipe in his hands .
Alt: A relatively long GIF depicting the “salmon cannon” invention which itself was a meme sometime in probably the late 2010s, which feels like it was about 30 years ago because time has ceased to function normally
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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 05/03/2026
I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.
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LoadingReadyRun @loadingreadyrun.com · 07/02/2026
GOOD NEWS! The Panalysts is back! Tune in next Saturday, February 14th at 10:00AM Pacific for the season 3 premier! Then, every Saturday after that for the next 11 weeks! Can't wait that long? Too bad :P But here's a trailer to tide you over :D youtu.be/Iguw0HRhuuI
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Good News! The Panalysts Season 3 Coming Soon!
YouTube video by LoadingReadyRun
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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gabby ❦ @wraithbride.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
the lion devouring the sun [ #art #alchemy #creatureart ]
digital drawing of a green lion devouring the sun. in alchemy this typically symbolises aqua regia consuming/dissolving gold, but there are many other interpretations
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
"2026 is going to be my year," I whisper, clicking refresh on fifteen different social media apps to make sure I'm not going to be drafted into the Canada-US-Greenland Critical Minerals War tomorrow
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Mia Sato @miasato.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/01/2026
"if you want to get lunch after your transgender clinic appointment the best options are the vegan italian deli or the queer-owned, resist lib themed pizza parlor" is both a true statement about my corner of DC and a preview of what all of america will look like under the auspices of woke 2
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/01/2026
clearing my thoughts | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: MATTIE, huddled in the dark in a bathroom. She's staring at a glowing screen.
MATTIE: It's so BAD in here. WOW.
MATTIE: I'm gonna go for a walk. Clear my head.

PANEL 2: MATTIE, walking in the park.
MATTIE: Ahh! Much better!
MATTIE: Just me and my own thoughts.

PANEL 3: Closer in. MATTIE puts a finger to her lips.

PANEL 4: MATTIE collapses to the ground in agony.
MATTIE: Oh no…my thoughts!
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cake 🍄 @cakehoarder.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
most insane controller i’ve ever seen
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Richard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
What is this, I make a simple post about the need for more savory Pop Tarts and this starch version of a turducken appears in my feed
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
🎉🍾Canadian Politicians' 2026 New Year's Resolutions🥂💖
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
is baldness contagious
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 26/06/2025
i’m so sorry you had to find out this way but all-dressed chips are just chip bukkake
a cartoon drawing of the retro old dutch chip flavour mascots. all-dressed is kneeling on the ground, eyes half-closed in ecstasy. sour cream is kneeling in front of him and sucking him off while green onion fucks him from behind. onion is also pulling his own hair for a little bit of extra umf. salt, vinegar, and ketchup are all jerking off and jizzing on all-dressed. all are having a fantastic time. good for them.
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Camp Miasma fan account @bearishtx.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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Local Rabbit | commissions closed @thekuroyuu.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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Oliver @dubiousdevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 26/12/2025
Funny Numbers xkcd.com/3184/
Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]
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Barry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...
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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I wish the Grinch were real just so he could be murdered on television
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Phoebe! @mollyesbian.gayass.io · 18/12/2025
curious how no gamer chuds are complaining about a lack of dick and balls jiggle physics. i want the player character dark souls 4 to get a stiffy everytime they successfully beat a boss or something visually to signify they're satisfied of this achievement also
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
chris person @Papapishu
Only gay people should be allowed to drive trucks. You can buy a truck but you have to sign a paper saying you're gay. This would be very funny and also solve many of America's problems I guess.
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