Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 17hI do not need AI to “recap my year,” my brain does that every night when I’m trying to fall asleep 1130
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 18hHilarious to me that I have to do a module on “concussions in sports” for my role as the drama and debate coach 160
Reposted by Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” KleinFrances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 30/09/2026he should be at the club 061
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 30/09/2026he should be at the club 061
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 30/09/2026People portray women in politics as type A ball-busters, but I think they might be just the national level? 110
Reposted by Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” KleinMemento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026saying "hope everyone can be normal today" as i log on to the no one can be normal site 1453367
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If you assign a group project in grad school I should be allowed to tase you 1231
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 29/09/2026LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 0130
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Mom found grandma’s binder of Pokémon cards. Everyone’s fighting over who gets the charizard 040
Reposted by Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Kleinkith books @kithbooks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Sometimes, i’ll be reading and my wife will come over and ask very pointed questions about Mrs. Brisby and the rats of N.I.M.H. and i realize all too late she’s trying to feel out whether i want to have sex, but i’ve already failed the test." - Poem set during my forty-seventh year, Justin Lacour 032
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Knitting is proof that autistic people have always existed because no way did a neurotypical person come up with this shit 2110
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It only took two days, four YouTube videos and a book for literal children, but I learned to knit! I am bad at it! I will keep trying! 463587
Reposted by Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” KleinFlight: A Literary Sampler @flightlit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026And the issue rounds out with some speculative fiction from Palak Aggarwal flight-literary.ghost.io/palak-aggarw...flight-literary.ghost.ioPalak Aggarwal- FictionThe Rooms After Forgetting The boarding house had no name on the door. People still found it when they needed to disappear from something, though they never said that directly. They said they were... 011
Reposted by Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” KleinFlight: A Literary Sampler @flightlit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Then, creative nonfiction from the always incredible @thorntonforreal.bsky.social flight-literary.ghost.io/lisa-thornto...flight-literary.ghost.ioLisa Thornton- Creative NonfictionI Learned to Count at Seventeen New Hampshire is 1,000 miles from Illinois. Thirty-five years ago, a Greyhound bus ticket cost $20. Two years is long enough for a dad to be divorced and forget how ... 131
Reposted by Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” KleinFlight: A Literary Sampler @flightlit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Followed by poetry from Justin Lacour: flight-literary.ghost.io/justin-lacou...flight-literary.ghost.ioJustin Lacour- PoetryPoem set during my forty-seventh year So i’m walking behind a woman slinging her yoga mat down Magazine Street. i’m trying not to look because a saint wouldn’t look. John Coltrane said he wanted t... 121
Reposted by Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” KleinFlight: A Literary Sampler @flightlit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Flight 6 opens with our Brewer's Choice selection from @michaelgrantsmith.bsky.social flight-literary.ghost.io/michael-gran...flight-literary.ghost.ioMichael Grant Smith- Brewer's ChoiceDisemploy Guidelines (1) Of all the capuchin monkeys who ever worked here, you are our favorite capuchin monkey. Your boss has a problem with you. They despise your talent and goals. Your boss is ... 112
Reposted by Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” KleinFlight: A Literary Sampler @flightlit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Flight 6 is live! We had big dreams for our 1st birthday issue, but life got in the way. You can read all about how we put the issue together here: flight-literary.ghost.io/flight-6-now...flight-literary.ghost.ioFlight 6 Now Live!This issue of Flight marks one year of sharing what we think is some of the best damn writing and art out there. Flight 1 landed in August of 2025, which means that by now we've passed that one year m... 1112
Reposted by Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” KleinMegan @ Sugar Pig @sugarpigblog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"You are guaranteed compensation if you took the purity pledge along with everyone else just so you could hold the new kid’s hand in the promise circle" 021
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 24/09/2026@havehashad.com www.havehashad.com/hadposts/thi...havehashad.comThis Ad Brought to You by the Law Offices of Wentz, Madden, Madden, and Durst by Frances KleinYou may be entitled to financial compensation if you screamed yourself hoarse singing Dashboard Confessional, but it didn’t get you any closer to kissing Tommy Brooks behind the bowling alley. You... 080
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 24/09/2026earned an honorary degree in engineering for the way I got all the parts of the board game back in the box without breaking anything or crying 1120
Reposted by Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” KleinFrances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 08/08/2025The youth are learning the consequences of early 2000’s fashion 974786822
Reposted by Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” KleinFrances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 21/09/20267, pushing mashed potatoes with his fork: this is just like my very own stripper! Me: … Husband: … Me: …because it makes— 7: because it makes STRIPS! 0141
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“Yes I will vote for you, but I won’t put your AI campaign sign in my yard” is a real thing I just had to say 0130
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 21/09/20267, pushing mashed potatoes with his fork: this is just like my very own stripper! Me: … Husband: … Me: …because it makes— 7: because it makes STRIPS! 0141
Reposted by Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” KleinClaudia Monpere @claudiamonpere.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Absolutely thrilled that my debut book, a flash fiction collection, @cowboyjamboree.bsky.social is out Oct. 13. Kindle preorders now on Amazon. Printed text available 10/13. Remote launch SAT 11/14, 10:00 am PT. Details soon. Heartfelt thanks @vanwinkle.bsky.social. #flashfiction 219128
Reposted by Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” KleinFlight: A Literary Sampler @flightlit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We love hearing from our submitters ☺️☺️☺️ 361
Reposted by Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” KleinFlight: A Literary Sampler @flightlit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We’ll never make you deal with submittable. Send us something cool! 011
Reposted by Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” KleinMr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Top tier husbanding right there 012
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I don’t need to wonder why my husband is so thoughtful because I’ve seen his dad put an empty coffee cup in the microwave so my MIL’s coffee will be the perfect temperature when it’s poured 090
Reposted by Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” KleinKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Jeopardy! but it’s one of those sex thrillers from the ‘90s starring, like, Stephen Baldwin. 1603908188
Reposted by Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” KleinTodd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026friendly reminder if you did not get a best of the net nomination you can always just *holds up net* *holds up fish costume* *waggles eyebrows* 041
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Prepping my notes app apology where I tearfully acknowledge that I confused 3OH!3 with LMFAO 060
Reposted by Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” KleinJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I act tough for someone who still sings the alphabet song under my breath much too often. 216077
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My week wasn’t great, but at least it wasn’t “congressional hearing about my thoughts on bestiality” bad 0101
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“I used to have stoplight ribs until I bought—“ girl stfu 290
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Influencers brainstorming new insecurities to post about: Rear view camera chin Cruise ship toes Knitting knees Inflation elbow 070
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Nobel peace prize for whoever invited screenprinting the tag info on clothes instead of putting it on a scratchy tag 0140
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I don’t care that 2000’s fashion is back, these children will never understand what it was like to stand in someone’s basement wearing a massive belt over your bandage dress while you pretended to like 3OH!3 170
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Also?! These are the pants??? 250
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Me: how do you like my pants? 7 (familiar with the concept of trash talk but not the execution): they look like party pants…for a terrible party…that only serves slop…and has GREEN disco balls! 0111
Reposted by Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” KleinFrances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 13/09/2026when my friend dates a man: he doesn’t deserve you. set him on fire. when my friend dates a woman: omg stunning?! 😍 queens 4 queens?!?! 072
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 13/09/2026just another normal day living with a 7 year old boy 130
Reposted by Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Kleinalaskanrobby @alaskanrobby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026when I didnt study for the test but the smartest kid in class is sitting next to me 23912
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 13/09/2026when my friend dates a man: he doesn’t deserve you. set him on fire. when my friend dates a woman: omg stunning?! 😍 queens 4 queens?!?! 072
Reposted by Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” KleinFrances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 10/09/2026don’t tell the poets that there are machines that harvest fog www.ctc-n.org/technologies...ctc-n.org 072
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 10/09/2026don’t tell the poets that there are machines that harvest fog www.ctc-n.org/technologies...ctc-n.org 072
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 10/09/2026He decreed the sandwich “too dry.”static.klipy.comCat On Fire SittingALT: Cat On Fire Sitting 160
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social · 10/09/20267 asked for a ham sandwich with “just bread and ham no crust no nothing just. Bread. And. Ham” Can’t wait to see how I somehow messed this one up 030