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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"And 👏 we 👏 did 👏 nothing 👏 to 👏 stop 👏 it 👏."
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A pro-Trump billionaire family now controls all of these platforms.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
your honor, [jerk-off motion]
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Death Cab for Tootie @deathcabfortootie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Loogit bari rallying the troops to keep the SC at 9 and sanewash this braindead ideologue, @fivefourpod.bsky.social
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Death Cab for Tootie @deathcabfortootie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need more of this story. What a ride!
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Shane Ross aka Mr. Snippy-snip 🎞⚔🎞 @comebackshane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scottish comedian Daniel Sloss talks about how men need to hold other men accountable for rape and sexual assault.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Interning for Matt yglesias sounds like the punishment for ending up in last place in your fantasy football league
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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when he’s spooning you but you just want to sleep
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/05/2026
saw this on an ACT UP poster from 1988 at the Poster House museum today. the more things change :)
THE REPUBLICANS WANT IS DEAD
THE DEMOCRATS DONT CARE
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lot of people have ossified thoughts about Chapo and what they were ten years ago, but I remain adamant that they have been EXCELLENT covering the genocide in Gaza (mostly Will and Felix) and the protests movements here. And this is proof that shit absolutely does matter to Palestine. Great job Will
Muhmmed Project - @ProjectMuhmmed
My dear brother William @willmenaker
Today, we did not send you an ordinary message of gratitude. Instead, we decided to write our gratitude on the walls of Gaza itself.
The young members of Project Mohammed painted your portrait on one of the walls still standing amid the destruction, because your voice has never been merely distant words to us.
Here, your voice has become water for thirsty children, bread for hungry families, and meals for people exhausted by hunger.
The war may have destroyed the buildings around us, but it could never erase the gratitude in our hearts. We wanted your portrait to remain here, among the people you stood beside during the most difficult days of their lives.
When the children saw the mural, we told them:
"This is William—a man who may be far away, but whose heart is very close to Gaza. His voiceWhen the children saw the mural, we told them:
"This is William—a man who may be far away, but whose heart is very close to Gaza. His voice helped bring you water and bread."
This is not simply a portrait on a shattered wall. It is a message from Gaza to you:
You did not witness our suffering and remain silent.
You helped the world see and hear us.
Because of you, our team has been able to give thousands of families a measure of hope and life.
From the children of Gaza, the young members of Project Mohammed, and the depths of our hearts: thank you, brother. You have become part of the story of this place, and your impact will remain engraved in our hearts—even if these walls disappear one day.
Support Project Mohammed directly:
chuffed.org/project/171225Mural of Will Menaker
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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It's remarkable how many times i've seen a Professional Take Haver on the internet go insane as a result of online criticism that starts off unreasonable but becomes increasingly more reasonable as it makes them lose their mind
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You gotta just not care. I think so many people allow a small and vocal audience to shape what they say and do bc being intellectually honest and consistent in your beliefs is costly. But at the end of the day why have a platform if you won't stick to your guns
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nationalize these companies (after the current administration is gone)
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Death Cab for Tootie @deathcabfortootie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOO sheer perfection
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator
Sticker on a cooler at a convenience store advertising Arizona iced tea cans at $1.50 each.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
data center? how about you date a girl instead
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026
Beer isn't addictive. It makes you more sociable and is a great way to spend time with friends. That's why I have eight of them a day: because I love talking to my friends so much
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Death Cab for Tootie @deathcabfortootie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Palestinians....they're grrrrrreat!
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thought this dude was dropping of the Sheeran tour too
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
reporters werent “barred” from recording, the powerful people they are covering asked them not to record and they immediately complied and hid whats happening from their audience
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 14/09/2026
Okay so if you remove billions and billions of dollars of costs Anthropic had a profitable quarter? Who cares send the blog to the hogs
Anthropic's gross margins are above 80 per cent before accounting for revenue shared with distribution partners, including
Amazon, and the cost of training its models, according to two of the people.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Backrooms (2026)
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(frat house vizier) an excellent strategy sire. why, with two full bottles of 151 in the jungle juice, we will all surely be swimming in tri-delt pussy tonight. although (whispering) i daresay one among our number failed to contribute to the beer fund…
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 10/10/2025
TRACY: New York City needs another 9/11. GRIZZ: Why would you say something like that? TRACY: I’m sick of having to go to midtown for a Big Gulp! GRIZZ: Tray, 9/11 was the day Osama bin Laden killed 3000 people. TRACY: Osama did that? Damn. I told him not to take so many double shifts at the 9/11.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Official Statement
For Immediate Release
On the evening of August 30, 2025, in New Hampshire, Mayor Giuliani was returning home from his weekly Saturday night dinner at Denny's. The Mayor had his usual order of Choconana Pancake Slam® with boysenberry syrup. Denny's had been out of boysenberry syrup for several months due to supply chain issues outside of its control and as such the Mayor had brought his own pitcher of homemade boysenberry syrup.
However, this was not necessary as boysenberry syrup-and fan favorites blueberry, strawberry, and butter pecan —are now back at all 1,500 Denny's locations.
While operating his vehicle, Mayor Giuliani noticed a drop of Denny's boysenberry syrup had fallen on his shoe at some point during his meal, which was under $20 even with a tip. Understandably, the Mayor did not want to let the unbeatable taste of authentic Denny's syrup go to waste after so long an absence and attempted to lean down to suck his shoe.
After several subsequent collisions with other vehicles, Mayor Giuliani pulled over to the side of the road, exited his vehicle, and rolled onto his back in an attempt to better suck his own foot. At this time we believe the Mayor's violent thrashing during these repeated failed attempts resulted in numerous injuries. He was transported to a nearby trauma center, where he was diagnosed with severe diarrhea. There is no reason to believe this was as a result of the quality of his Denny's experience, but rather the Mayor's high level of physical activity so soon after eating.
At this time, no further updates are available.
This is the only statement authorized by Mayor Giuliani.
Signed,
Michael Ragu
Chief Flavor Officer, Denny's USA
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
im just better than you. smarter, wealthier. of course what i believe matters more than what you believe. of course it is only right that my ideas take precedence over your ideas. also i got all my ideas from this guy on the internet who called himself mencius moldbug. and also bronze age pervert
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I know this is rhetorical, but I don’t recall Melissa Hortman’s kids getting an NYT editorial, and Hortman was an actual civil servant and not a guy who said [insert heinous thing Kirk said here] for a living bsky.app/profile/jeff...
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
MAHA has been in power for two years. They have decimated basic science, gutted food safety surveillance and kicked millions of people off food stamps. *That* is their ideology, not their polite platitudes about corporate control of the food supply.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day
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Delete System32 @delete-system32.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
there's a teaser trailer and everything youtube.com/watch?v=GGJSRFWALTI&feature=youtu.be
youtube.com
You Can See Everything | Official Teaser HD | A24
YouTube video by A24
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
how is this real
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yes I can hear you Tanguy Destable
Matt Berry saying I can hear you Clem Fandango
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Death Cab for Tootie @deathcabfortootie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hahahaha fuckin nuked
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Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sugar’s “Copper Blue” was released on this date in 1992.
Colored-pencil card drawing of Bob Mould, David Barbe, and Malcolm Travis
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 04/09/2026
that is an unfortunate band to be involved with this specific tragedy.
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Death Cab for Tootie @deathcabfortootie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I got through 3 seconds before nearly going insane. Cannot imagine having to deal with this 24/7.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm just making plans to vote in-person at this point and I'm gonna recommend that to others in my life too
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
they're executing this man, to be super clear
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David A. Graham @dgraham.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Are you kidding me www.cbsnews.com/news/abdul-e...
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 30/08/2026
Mother speaks
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
PSA: How to avoid getting scammed by a fake NFL player
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Death Cab for Tootie @deathcabfortootie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Results so unbelievable even Hollywood would think they're too "miracle-y" *5 seconds later* we regret to inform you the pharma industry 10x'ed the price to make up for r&d. so sorry, here's some cheap tainted meat to make up for it
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chirping bird @chrpngbrd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
from 2023 www.billboard.com/culture/prid...
When looking at the issue of anti-trans legislation, Parton said that "I try to get into the human element of it." Pointing out that she has people in her life who identify as queer and trans, the 77-year-old star said it was important to hear what they're saying.
"I know and love them all, and I do not judge. And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are," she said. "I know how important this is to them. That's who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there's something to be judged, that is God's business. But we are all God's children and how we are is who we are."
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
absolute queen shit right here
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Death Cab for Tootie @deathcabfortootie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Fuck. Yes.
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