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David @davidbuebe.bsky.social · 14h
I should buy a flamethrower
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You know who else was just following orders? Hitler.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Compound bow First developed in the Ancient World Can't be drawn by just a random guy Tensile strength to make bronze arrows fly
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
For YEARS, I been waiting for this to happen every time I watch the news
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Nicholas Weaver @ncweaver.skerry-tech.com · 21/07/2026
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
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Leslie Nielsen Flashes Police Badge
Alt: Lt Frank Drebin, Police Squad!
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham's legacy will be nothing at all. He will be forgotten as soon as the dirt is shoveled on his coffin. He stood for nothing and no one, not even himself.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Your dog hates fireworks. My dog is chasing me with a roman candle because she celebrates liberty
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 02/07/2026
we should have hung lee
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Ask your doctor if repeatedly hitting yourself in the head with a hammer is right for you
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
My head hurts
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Awww fuck not Bruce
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The decrepit monarch is speaking to his subjects only through indifferent telegrams from the winter palace sent between rounds of golf and cheeseburgers and personal services.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Basically Ring advertised the technology Batman used to find the Joker that Lucius Fox refused to be a part of except for that one time.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Congratulations to Emerson, Lake & Palmer for winning the Grammy for Best Concept Album About An Armadillo Tank for the 54th year in a row
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I will not be carrying my papers. Fuck you. Make me.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
ICE have now shot the good guy from the end of Home Alone
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FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
We are heartbroken to hear of the passing of T. K. Carter, beloved by genre fans for his role as Nauls in John Carpenter’s 1982 classic THE THING.
Post remembering T. K. Carter who passed away. Image shows a black and white close up shot of Carter in John Carpenter’s THE THING
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I am a comfortable, influential PhD and published author and broadcaster, and I don’t understand why people of color buying a snack at Cinnabon don’t just reason with the person shouting racial slurs at them, for the good of World Socialism. Today in the Atlantic
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Confession: socialists make me anxious because I find it hard to figure out whether they are making fun of themselves or me
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Jesuszilla イエスジラ @jesuszilla.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins.

It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_lose.

Followed by a picture of a propane tank strapped to a bicycle
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high & off the wallflower 👻spoopy szn edition👻 @baseball4breakfast.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
The kombucha girl side-eye/approving eye meme, with “Weird Al music”/“Weird AI music”
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
He did not rage against every reporter's question like this in the first term. This is yet another sign of accelerating dementia.
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Gavin Newsom is the front runner for the 2028 Democratic presidential nomination because he is the only candidate trying to appeal to what the Democratic base wants (putting everyone in the Trump administration to the sword).
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
It's so incredibly obvious that he had a stroke on top of rapidly worsening dementia and his home is being turned into memory care. The White House reporters are lying to you with every breath.
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Now to cause mass hunger and destroy air travel during Thanksgiving and then ruin Christmas with tariffs.
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/10/2025
for years, experts have warned of the dangers of running out of internet juice, the special juice that powers the internet. warnings that have mostly gone unheeded. until today
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
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New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com
Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
The Butlerian Jihad must have sucked for guys who just bought a new computer
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Look, folks, if you're convening meetings to chart a strategy to defend the president for being a child raper, you should probably remove yourself from the situation very permanently.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Just a reminder: they were never actually against cancel culture. They were against the cancellation of people they agree with or like. They’ve always been enthusiastically in favor cancelling people they don’t like. If you took them at their word you’re a useful idiot.
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
They operate from an almost unconscious presumption of absolute impunity. Violence is strictly one way; they have a moral right and duty to inflict it, and the out-group has a moral duty to suffer it. It doesn't matter who did it; that anything at all happened to them is unnatural and terrifying.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
the most irritating thing is that Microsoft refuses to take "no" as enough with this shit. every couple weeks i re open Word and i have to say no to copilot again, or I get prompted to enable it when doing something else on my machine leave me the fuck alone, @microsoft.com
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
It's almost like Republicans never really cared about free speech, states rights, or free markets.
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
There was no negotiation with Germany. We accepted the surrender of their remaining armed forces and declared their state abolished.
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Weird that DoJ just said it's fine to carry rifles in the district.
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Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I think the Commanders should change their name to the Washington Epsteins.
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar 2025: ohhh ok
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Congressional Democrats still don't get that they'd have +20 approval if they had just voted against everything.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
If you were in a hypothetical situation, what would you do?
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Donald Trump's constitution has exactly one clause: Donald Trump can do whatever he wants unless someone stops him. He is going to declare a lot of wars now.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Just about every Republican/Trumpist complaint about public transportation is a poorly disguised version of “there are too many black people.”
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
If you're thinking, hey, wait, lack of housing drives homelessness, so by refusing to allow new housing, the right creates more homeless people and then profits from the perception of increasing crime, you are correct. Sucks, doesn't it?
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Cargo cult. Just act like fucking adults who sincerely give a shit about something.
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