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The Nice Guys (2016)

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The Nice Guys movie dialogue. Posting every 30 minutes and stuff More fun here: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5otgp2li6c…

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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 7m
I just did it. I took that guy out. I didn't even get paid for it.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 37m
So I did something about it. I acted. I didn't plan to, I didn't, you know.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 1h
I love it. It's the best story I've ever heard.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 1h
All right, about a year ago... I was at a diner in Hollywood and this asshole with a shotgun started threatening people.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 2h
You gotta get into it. I gotta know. You're the diner guy.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 2h
I don't wanna get into it right now.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 3h
Hey, aren't you that diner guy?
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 3h
Yeah, we can do that.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 4h
I think you're onto something. Can we talk about it tomorrow afternoon?
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 4h
When Amelia gave me your address, she gave it to me on a piece of paper like this, handwriting like that.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 5h
Oh, it's a cow.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 5h
No, it's a pink cow.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 6h
What is that, a pig?
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 6h
I found this in Shattuck's office.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 7h
Hey, you know, something's actually bugging me.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 7h
Yeah. It burned down.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 8h
Rebuild?
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 8h
We're only here until we rebuild the old place anyway.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 9h
Fuck it, It's a rental.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 9h
So what's this? World's biggest ashtray?
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 10h
You know, we need to get in touch with somebody.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 10h
Just in case you're not...
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 11h
Does Tally have one of... Shall we have hers as well?
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 11h
This is very intensive work and something like this, I'd say couldn't do it for less than $5,000.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 12h
Okay, you can hire us, but we're not cheap.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 12h
I wanna hire you both. Please, find her, protect her.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 13h
Somewhere she's out there and she won't call home because she thinks her mother's going to have her killed.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 13h
She thinks I'm behind all of this.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 14h
She doesn't trust me. She thinks I am the government.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 14h
I mean, after tonight she's probably very scared. She might wanna be at home.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 15h
Why don't you put her in protective custody?
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 15h
I only know that Amelia's in danger.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 16h
I wish I did.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 16h
I have no idea, Mr. March.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 17h
Mrs. Kuttner, why do you think everyone involved with this film is dying?
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 17h
Well, what's left of his house.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 18h
Yeah, we went to his house.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 18h
But there's no film, not anymore. There was a fire.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 19h
Mothers and daughters, it's tough.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 19h
We have a difficult relationship.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 20h
'Cause she wanted to. She lashes out.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 20h
Now, why would she do that when she knows that's just gonna be extremely professionally embarrassing for you?
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 21h
Something I don't understand. Your daughter, she did a film with Sid Shattuck.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 21h
Porn is bad.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 22h
And I'm doing everything I can to stop it.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 22h
The Vegas mob is trying to spread its porn operation to Hollywood Boulevard.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 23h
Yeah, write it down.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 23h
Should I be writing this down?
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Right. Like a crusader.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Uh, anti. Anti-porn.
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